i would never be rude to a harmless little bot or several. even if they were yuri

Let it be said I would never EVER bite a wire

i either need a scheming eunuch or i need to be someone's scheming eunuch and i don't know which

// lrt you should follow my big dumb tv network fuckguy (oc)

// big funny

// various unposted satisms

i can't participate in the pleasures of the flesh. not because i'm religious or anything i just know it's going to be part of a plot to get me killed and died

// this account has been labelled MDNI since I created it here and while writing nsfw stuff here was never actually my intention i've been trying to have a more open mind towards it lately

You've come again to this wonderful place. Now suck on the flat beneath your face!

How's everyone been doing in No-Sleep November?

Flat Face Friday

I am Jack's simmering resentment.

Don't you worry bout the plans I've been making

I present to all, an all-obvious solution, A truth so plain, it's lain right before your eyes. For it may seem rough, tough to bring a revolution, but it seems far more fair than allowing demise.

I think they've changed the safety signs?

my man 🤝

It's Suck Her Flat Face Sunday

Well, I hope you've all collected enough ScaryCrystals before nightfall...

Find the 8 Red Coins, Your Car Keys, and a Bottle of Jack Daniel's

Baby are you an Angel because I'm. not sure if you're an organic entity i think your body is probably more similar to a machine and I'd, love to deconstruct you and figure out how you work before putting you back together ok?

[ continuing her research on the dark fountains ] so is it objectum if a lightner and a darkner have sex while both in a dark world or is that just regular sex

The Great Tox Box Migration

Famous day, "Suck ThaT Flat Face, Friday" today

I don't even play video games. They seem like intentionally cruel and limited simulacrums of life

not many people these days want to play the ORIGINAL game, where YOU decide what happens

And there you see it. A world free from death. Your new world. Ever moving, but never decaying. A world of uninterrupted experience.

What do I have to do to have attractive people playfully treat me like shit and yank me around with them

I'm taking minion applications. Who wants to be a Minion.

i've never had a carnal desire in my life i am free from temptation and Want and distraction

// i wanna make a strawpage for jack but realistically you shouldnt really want to ask her anything.

// theyve started putting the hiagb quotes in the quotebots.

// ive Thinked. ive been thinking about what jack was like as a Teenager... he'd be very very different i think. but you'd definitely see the Foundation for what she'd eventually become, if that makes sense

Tis the season!

I'm just a normal woman.

// i do not “plan” ships. i do not “post shipping calls”, i do not “like if you would ship with this character”. i do it for THE BIT. and if it’s not FUNNY, i don’t DO IT

opinion ignored + the steel mechanical doppelganger of you that i've constructed in your image agrees with me

I can see in the dark!

I'm always saying this

It's literally fine. I'm a completely normal and sane person and I love my job and I'm normal about my boss and my co-workers and there's nothing wrong with me and I'm going to live forever

📺🗯️ (I get cancer. I kill Jack.)

I need twelve vaguely unkillable mentally unwell minions to do my bidding so i can change their lives

I will find him in the original game

Is that good

With enough power you can refire even a dying star

...Please hit the spike speed trap and skewer your heart and mind, so I do not have to hear you say this.

YOU ARE SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS OLD

how do i say that i think darkners are absolutely fascinating specimens and i want to learn More about them without being, like, disconcerting about it