Tis the season!

I'm just a normal woman.

// i do not “plan” ships. i do not “post shipping calls”, i do not “like if you would ship with this character”. i do it for THE BIT. and if it’s not FUNNY, i don’t DO IT

opinion ignored + the steel mechanical doppelganger of you that i've constructed in your image agrees with me

I can see in the dark!

I'm always saying this

It's literally fine. I'm a completely normal and sane person and I love my job and I'm normal about my boss and my co-workers and there's nothing wrong with me and I'm going to live forever

📺🗯️ (I get cancer. I kill Jack.)

I need twelve vaguely unkillable mentally unwell minions to do my bidding so i can change their lives

I will find him in the original game

Is that good

With enough power you can refire even a dying star

...Please hit the spike speed trap and skewer your heart and mind, so I do not have to hear you say this.

YOU ARE SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS OLD

how do i say that i think darkners are absolutely fascinating specimens and i want to learn More about them without being, like, disconcerting about it

i'm deeply sick and you shouldn't indulge me

Tenna’s wires in your mm-mouthh

The world is as big as you want it to be.

// i dont think strawpage's drawing submissions is working right now.

I am Jack's simmering resentment.

I am Jack's overwhelming sense of inadequacy.

Sleep is harmful to your well-being

One day I will grant you Power beyond your wildest dream's.

Oils, polish, and WD-40... the essentials to any good routine.

No sorry I, just had to bite the inside of my, uh, mouth because it was being bad. Anyways it woun't happenagain

DO YOU PROm-- KHg. Great! I can Help with tthat

🫡 Yes ma'am. Do you nnneeed your joints oiled and cleaned

bbut... .yyyou, said that....

sniff sniff... is that... a Beautiful Woman with a Shoddily-Constructed Animatronic Body? heavens... well....

I'm a good person.

people dont splurge on the quiz puzzles these days as much as they used to

Flat face friday.

I've never done any thing wrong in my life.

it's early but... enjoy your Suck That Flat Face Friday once that wonder full sun rises, OK?

[saying "sigh" out loud] Sigh... I'm always the one who has to set up the traps and cages for someone else, but never get to be on the dodging end of someone ELSE's tricky traps...

And yes, it is a sex thing.

( well )

// Was waiting for a more organic opportunity to reveal her but I'm getting Impatient at this point. See Her Cuteness

// i have more OCs i could and should bring here... but who first

THIS CREATURE HARDLY RESEMBLES A MAN.

I'm a trustable. You don't always have to look at me OK?

[ shows up in your peripheral until you look at her and then disappears ]

traditionally most people do not want to die and have wanted to live forever

//youre promptingnew levels of bad here riley