[ * Watching EliSpamton dissipate into the Light World and slowly and silently inching his way into the exact spot where that Spamton was once standing ] WHERE MY [Beatiful] WIFES

I really really really really need Rouxls to stop fucking asking us if he can "join our throuple" Stop it Stop it please someone Kill him Please

temp pinned. written by eli :) #deltarunerp

[ Is. 💧 Is he /really/ trying to do this? Clasping her hands together politely. Mildly disappointed at only having the Two. ] And what was your perfect little pippins' job, hmm?

Case closed. As soon as I get back to Castle Town I'm gonna unlock sonic in super smashing fighters because I got an Idea on how to do it 2 minutes after I left

Taking my four darling nephs (nephews) on a CyberField trip to the bank because one wanted to learn how you take money out

[ The lack of eyes goes a long way to masking the mild surprise on her face. That makes... A /lot/ of sense, actually. ] Sounds like a real ASSET! TV World is FULL of mysteries, you know.

[ Hearing a monarch talk about comfort zones is a little hilarious. ] I get all kinds of Pippinses! Red, green, yellow— I think I even saw a blue one once! Hard to tell those little buggers apart.

Awww, come on! I'm no bribe taker, but who says I can't be reasoned with? Let's talk 👔BUSINESS,💼 Greenie!

I understand completely! I'm on your side here, if MY friend went missing I'd be looking everywhere for him too! ...You really oughta hope he didn't sign any 📃CONTRACTS,📝 though, otherwise he'd be an OFFICIAL TV TIME ASSOCIATE! There's even a takeys backsies clause!

//

Ohhhhh, a tourist from card kingdom! We get all kinds of those!! Have you thought about becoming an official employee? Most people like it here so much, they 📺NEVER WANT TO GO BACK~!💕

Ha-hey, buddy! Dont'cha know the VIP lounge is for 🛑STAFF ONLY?⛔

[ ...Looking left. Looking right. Leaning in close and whispering. ] ...Mike, if there's something wrong, you know you can talk to me, right??

[ Hiding the concern on her face. ] ...COURSE I do! Where else is there to be? [ What was this??? Why does it sound like a goodbye???? ]

[ Something's WRONG wrong. The coffee is tossed over her shoulder. Placing her hands on her hips and leaning down to meet Mike's eye level. ] Okay, SERIOUSLY, Talk to me. What are you hiding from Ms. Tenna, huh?

[ Lingering for a bit as she takes the cup. ] ...Mikey, your hands are shaking.

[ Watching him run faster than she's Ever seen in the suit. Is he scared to leave her side..? ] Don't go SPILLING it, now! What's the rush, anyways?? We've got infomercials for the rest of the night... [ Taking it, the cup comically small in her hands. ]

we're gonna have to put ramb into the meat mulcher to make the next batch of tvdinners i can't afford the vegan steaks anymore

MIKE, my GOONSTASH, please!

[ Staring. Mike's been on edge like this all night.... ] ...I, could use a coffee ???

There's nothing

//i couldnt fucking breathe when they made that fuckinh bot

be reasonable lad

okay get fatter then luv

@ilovetvtime.bsky.social //

She turns from a bright lime to a more subdued forest green when she's sad

Swear I heard one of those things making noises once and it sounded just like me. I was so scared I locked myself up in the Mike Room for the rest of the night

🟩 < --- Pugle

The classic "babytrap Tenna" prank. Never gets old

NO......‼️

OOC : // Would you care her

MIKE ALL DAY, MIKE ALL NIGHT!;🎙

//Is he stupid

[ SUIT TROUBLES ] [ CW: BODY HORROR, SELF HARM(?) ] . .

Thanks, I just need tー

Its a niche brand of mint strip!

ooc is this normal

🫵🏾 You are a white boy.

// lrp Would You Please Look At Her

// hello five Hundred followers.