[ Completely breaking character and sounding the angriest and most Battat-like she's ever sounded while having the Shadow Crystal ] 𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐖?

📺🗯️ (I get cancer. I kill Jack.)

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

OOC : // Go my Card Kingdom era Battie

[ . . . ]

( fucking help

Sad what happened to Ramb

I ALWAYS KNEW TENNA WOULD SELL ME TO ONE DIRECTION IF HE EVER HAD THE CHANCE

I've Had Enough

IM NOT THE [[Step Father]] IM JUST THE [[Guy That’s %#€&ing This Kid’s Mom]]

Gg Guess who just got kicked out of the library co-computer lab for, you guessed it— being white.

Imagine Gaster just t-turning on the SURVEY_PROGRAM to see ss-someone laying pipe into his dumb ass puppet

OOC : // Do you think that at least one Pipis has imprinted on her. Because she sings to Tenna's cupboard every night. Do you

Maybe they just like wearing microphone costumes. Maybe I'm a bad person

📺🗯️ (Ever wondered why these beauties are kept in separate tanks? Though these Frilly Fish may seem Friendly at first, Betta fish are one of the most aggressive fish you'll find in a pet store! )

temp pinned. 2773930th green pippin account

hhhhHHHHHH

‍‍‍ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢? > 𝚈𝚎𝚜 > 𝙽𝚘 [ #StanleyParableRP #TSPRP #MVRP ] ‍‍‍

OOC : // I've talked a little at length before about Peridot and her influence on my portrayal of her but I'd be remiss if I didn't shout out two other characters that have also heavily influenced my portrayal of Battat

// Can you tell I watched I saw the TV glow last night and the pit is still in my stomach

// The beloved once a month battatenna thread where I lock the fuck in and everyone on the TL goes coconuts

] yeah sure ouch

[ Good Eats with Alton Brown playing on the TV while she drinks herself under the table ]

Women LOVE crawling out of my head!

// ITSTRYING TO REPLICATE MY DIALOGUE NOW

— TEMP PINNED. SHADOW BOSS!BATTAT, "MOTORMOUTH MIKE" — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG

dude jongler is in fortnite

>> * Mike is definitely Nonbinary Fortnite

He makes the numbers look so good, you'd think we're being funded by mysterious possibly illegal benefactors!

[ the most indignancy ever heard in someone's voice ] 🎤/OUR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?/🐈‍⬛

not to pick faves but like ……. #mypluey

[ Tears welling in her eyes ] Thhat's my Pluey

DOCK THIS GUY’S PAY RIGHT NOW

I'm Fortnite Binary

// You Cannot Be Fucking Doing This.

// thinking about this and giggling that fucking mailman that gaster hates (art by burntfortune500)

WE BARRED THAT PART OF THE MAP OFF!! ZERO ROADS LEAD TO IT!!!!!!!

Yes they look like me Yes they solve mysteries Yes they get bullied for cracking the code but will they stop? Abso freakinglutely not

I'm the Hacker. This is my Pinned.

*quietly*i plauy the drooms.

OOC : // I did draw Battat in the Divorcee Robe™ btw

... I hate this.

[ . . . 💧 ]

OOC : // Finally drew a proper pic of her ^_^