Grown up blue berd
@grownupberd.bsky.social
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Bredly crest, but an adult now An on and off programer and beta tester, thankfully college has seemed to chill his ego out a bit, and isn’t as annoying as his teen self, Berdly is 27 years old and is extremely exasperated and tired.
6 months ago
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(Is totally fucking blitzed.) They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
14 days ago
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God they’re so hot they make me wanna bang my head against the wall until i bleed.
16 days ago
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Who up getting slizard in the big 3x?
17 days ago
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Grown up blue berd
─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕽𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐒 . 】
19 days ago
Im not kidding btw,
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Geno huh, sounds like a mall pizza restaurant.
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23 days ago
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I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.
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23 days ago
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Could you translate it into English please?
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23 days ago
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Did that puppet fucker speak in wingdings?!
23 days ago
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Humans that choose to be homophobic when their species is literally called homo erectus.
23 days ago
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She’s only soft and squishy when you’re the one laying on her, not so much the other way around.
25 days ago
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#wokemob
#imfightingwokeness
#onthesideofwokeness
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25 days ago
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Hot.
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26 days ago
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No :( The bakery :( That’s where i work :(
27 days ago
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Not now kitten Daddy is trying to kill himself
about 2 months ago
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Grown up blue berd
(ADULT)GABI.
6 months ago
allow my heart to hold enough love to be broken;🍯
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I thought they were taking me to funky town it turns out it was actually torture city.
about 2 months ago
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Oh
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about 2 months ago
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Grown up blue berd
✱ frisk.
about 2 months ago
kris wantms me to make snaother soup [ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
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Grown up blue berd
✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ
about 2 months ago
My Berd
#myberd
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Grown up blue berd
✱ frisk.
3 months ago
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Whatdoesthismeanwhatdoesthismean
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about 2 months ago
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Noelle if she was a detective: hmmm how yurious.
2 months ago
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(Looking really scared) Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
2 months ago
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Noelle turn on the tv it doesn’t matter what channel they hit the fucking battle bus.
2 months ago
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Susie can you stop dying.
2 months ago
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Awesome. (Giving then a wing up.)
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2 months ago
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No it was casper i think.
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2 months ago
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I am familiar. (refusing to elaborate.)
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2 months ago
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🫡 i got it boss.
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2 months ago
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Hot.
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2 months ago
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Grown up blue berd
✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ
2 months ago
Yer next.
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It’s fine pookie.
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2 months ago
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I was talking about myself.
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2 months ago
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I hear it everyday.
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2 months ago
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Grown up blue berd
Noelle Holiday!
2 months ago
Kris is so dog-coded.
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God your evil laugh is so gay.
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2 months ago
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Grown up blue berd
Noelle Holiday!
2 months ago
… Okay.
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Haha hah. (Does exactly what they told him to do.)
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2 months ago
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Hang on scratch that thought noelle i’m about to get pregnant.
2 months ago
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Oh.
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2 months ago
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Grown up blue berd
You can’t join the Newport stone masonry franchise without eating a live sea creature of some sort biting into the liver of a crustacean or what have you.
2 months ago
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@frostmelts.bsky.social
noelle? Is that you?
2 months ago
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Noelle Holiday!
2 months ago
✱ With all my heart, I miss you right now. ▹
#utrp
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#drrp
▹ sfw only. ▹ spoilers ahead. ✎ :
#angelicbutterflies
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You can’t join the Newport stone masonry franchise without eating a live sea creature of some sort biting into the liver of a crustacean or what have you.
2 months ago
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Children are tripping BALLS off expired oreos cereal.
3 months ago
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You give a 10 year old an energy drink they become sonic.
3 months ago
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