Oh!

Kris is pretty... you know...

// Implying Kris scuttles around outside her house btw

They are so dramatic.

These paws are made for holding and that's just what they'll do, these paws are made for holding and they'll. uh fuck

Kris keeps scratching at my door like a lost puppy.

#wokemob #imfightingwokeness #onthesideofwokeness

I like pillows.

If you misgender one of my friends, you'll wish you didn't. ❤️

... Woah.

[ Snickering. ] Kriiis, stop showing Ralsei your, pff, your... b-boobs... Fahaha..!!

Umm...?

I think I'm forever cursed to have children's songs stuck in my head...

Yuri 🫶

// stfu i like them

... He called me gay once. [ She means Lancer. ]

// i still cant get over this

This is like dealing with another child.

// why are they like this LMAO

I don't say that...

Yeah, Kris does like the leash.

// sighs SO loud sorry for this

I usually just spray Kris with water to get them to stop.

// does artemis’ kris just live with noelle now

[ Noelle no mouth sprite. ]

Wow.

😇

women kiss each other

[ Remembers her first kiss with Susie was her pretending to give her CPR. ] ... [ Head in hands. ]

It’s just so easy

Finally.

// closes my eyes serenely

Kris is so dog-coded.

Yes, Susie?

// please be patient with me i’m so tired

… Okay.

It’s all fun and games until a beautiful woman gets /you/ pregnant

I see…

You're just getting everyone pregnant, hm?

You couldn't wait ten seconds before being an absolute freak?

// alright you know how it is

If you all actually have kids, I hope I can be the best aunt ever to them. Ehehe, Auntie Ellie.

// HELLO?

Lovingly, I am praying for each and every one of you.

// kris: the baby's coming, ralsei

Susie's, uh, especially enthusiastic about pregnancy, huh? Fahaha...

You know, it just seems like everyone's pregnant around here.

Kris is so dog-coded.

( What did they mean by that… 💭 )

Oh, wow.