I just think I'm really funny, and act on that thought, constantly.

These paws are made for holding and that's just what they'll do, these paws are made for holding and they'll. uh fuck

If you misgender one of my friends, you'll wish you didn't. ❤️

Funnily enough, you're less likely to die because of me when misgendering me and more because Susie and Ralsei are lurking around the corner waiting for you to fuck up and kill you.

// gotta be honest this 50% to mean "have" is clever af

Hey.

Another one...

One time I scared Ralsei and he went, "I'm gonna throw up."

Boobies...

Noelle just said "I had a kid once..." I had no idea she had a kid.

// you're going into the dangeroussy wet and untrained

// the explanation is we are playing great god grove. and we're being silly about stuff inspekta says

Do you guys wanna see my cock

// LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY NOTIFS

No way Spamton is claiming he's a transvestigator

You instead get kids to do work you can't do for yourself for them by going on about how you relate to them. ( they snort. )

Spamton is a terrible role model.

Don't do drugs kids.

Dear god what kind of roleplay is this

[ Snickering. ] Kriiis, stop showing Ralsei your, pff, your... b-boobs... Fahaha..!!

Feeling the ghost of Ralsei's arm on my head for some reason.

It's The Boy TM.

This is like dealing with another child.

I like when my friends surprise me, actually. With bites or anything else.

Ralsei won't even tell me to stop, he definitely wouldn't say he doesn't like me.

I know kissing is all the rage but have you heard of: fitting someone's face into your mouth for ten whole seconds? Susie does that. It's hot.

[ remembers when artemis kris shared their fantasy of her stealing one of their board games before she left town and came back with it to see them swoon and sighs longingly ]

i did that once and they hissed and spat at me then crawled up the walls into the shadows and i didn't see them for the res tof the day

// they think theyre so fucking funny dude

// just remember: this next post is bullet's fault

I wish Noelle would take MY wallet. Maybe I should become an alcoholic.

This has spiraled out of control. I make a bit about Ralsei and now everyone is getting pregnant. I think I should just not speak for fear it'll come into being, ever.

I mean, I'm not sure what I expected out of a magical test. But still. Ouch.

Oh.... :(

If I sigh it has to be a dog sigh.

dude no way the beauty of life

they never sigh normally, they just loudly say "sigh..."

Just gave birth. Sigh.

HEY RALSEI

Oh she's gonna make that Kris and Susie go to church so bad.

You know, it's kind of a wonder I'm not an alcoholic.

// SHUT UP ELI YOU ARENT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS FUCKING FNAF REFERENCE

Thanksgiving is just an excuse to beat my previous record of pie eating.

We're so messy and complicated But I think "effortless" is overrated~

// for kris, being treated like a dog is just pleasant. LMAO. it just makes them happy, pure and simple. like for someone else someone combing their fingers through their hair could make them feel happy and relaxed.

Oh. ... Sorry

You can't call me a dog but then not call me good. That's illegal.