Dear god what kind of roleplay is this

[ Snickering. ] Kriiis, stop showing Ralsei your, pff, your... b-boobs... Fahaha..!!

[ @deceptivecadence.dubstep.lol ] ... They hurt to see. They shouldn't, but- it makes me feel horrible. How much they care.

[ @deceptivecadence.dubstep.lol ] They’re… really pretty, actually. And I like their style. As in, like, um— outfit. And personality. And stuff like that. . . . It just feels weird talking with them, considering I’ve… probably best not to say, but still.

Feeling the ghost of Ralsei's arm on my head for some reason.

It's The Boy TM.

This is like dealing with another child.

I like when my friends surprise me, actually. With bites or anything else.

Ralsei won't even tell me to stop, he definitely wouldn't say he doesn't like me.

I know kissing is all the rage but have you heard of: fitting someone's face into your mouth for ten whole seconds? Susie does that. It's hot.

[ remembers when artemis kris shared their fantasy of her stealing one of their board games before she left town and came back with it to see them swoon and sighs longingly ]

i did that once and they hissed and spat at me then crawled up the walls into the shadows and i didn't see them for the res tof the day

// they think theyre so fucking funny dude

// just remember: this next post is bullet's fault

I wish Noelle would take MY wallet. Maybe I should become an alcoholic.

This has spiraled out of control. I make a bit about Ralsei and now everyone is getting pregnant. I think I should just not speak for fear it'll come into being, ever.

I mean, I'm not sure what I expected out of a magical test. But still. Ouch.

Oh.... :(

If I sigh it has to be a dog sigh.

dude no way the beauty of life

they never sigh normally, they just loudly say "sigh..."

Just gave birth. Sigh.

HEY RALSEI

Oh she's gonna make that Kris and Susie go to church so bad.

You know, it's kind of a wonder I'm not an alcoholic.

// SHUT UP ELI YOU ARENT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS FUCKING FNAF REFERENCE

Thanksgiving is just an excuse to beat my previous record of pie eating.

We're so messy and complicated But I think "effortless" is overrated~

// for kris, being treated like a dog is just pleasant. LMAO. it just makes them happy, pure and simple. like for someone else someone combing their fingers through their hair could make them feel happy and relaxed.

Oh. ... Sorry

You can't call me a dog but then not call me good. That's illegal.

Sorry

Kris is so dog-coded.

They’re proving me right

Oh yeah, I'm definitely joking. I can't even get pregnant.

If I was staying at Elly's place she'd throw me out after a single day.

ralsei what if they have a fucking tummy ache. be nice

YOU SAID YOU AREN'T PREGNANT THIS WON'T WORK ANYMORE.

// THIS IS CRAZY

I'm not pregnant.

If Susie kissed me, I believe I could fly. I'd jump off a cliff to demonstrate it.

I've been thinking, I've been like, I've been thinking lately. Like, I've been thinking. What if. We're all made of, like. What if we're stardust, and... And you know, if we're stardust, then that means, means. That we're all special? Or we cause allergies, either or.

// kris: the baby's coming, ralsei

// are you guys prepared for the worst post i could ever make

// WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER

// DARK'S ADULT KRIS HAVING THE LYRICS FROM THE KINGDOM HEARTS PARODY INTRO OH MY GOD

I'm pregnant.

When Ralsei loudly says "Okay" it's everything. I aim for this all the time.

// this will be really fucking funny ngl