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FWIW "Impeach The President" remains a banger youtu.be/wqbEsS5kFb8?...

Works in a public facing job on Easter Sunday Re-instals the word *wankers* into vocabulary

Fake! Where’s the elephants and turtle?

Bad dreams forever

You don’t need an insta acc to view this, what a brilliant patching/darning technique!

Rough trade Sounds of the Universe Sister Ray Juno Piccadilly Records Norman Records All selling the Nazi prick record. What the fuck.

People can atone. But in this case atonement means going to fucking Auschwitz with descendants of the slaughtered. It means sitting, on camera, with the Southern Poverty Law Centre and explaining your reasoning for "slavery was a choice". It doesn't mean "oh sorry I was mad, now pay me".

Delicious sounding recipes for lentils, I’ve made variations of some of them (not the more complex ones) - cheers, @alomshaha.bsky.social I know what I’m having for my tea!

We’re sending our Head of State to attend upon a man who has in the last few months kidnapped one Head of State and assassinated another.

The Reynisdrangar stacks again, from out over the ocean :) Reynisfjara #Iceland #DJIMavic3Pro #DronePhotography

A massive conundrum for faragists

Wanting to get into the matzos chat, but I only have it about once a decade because it takes that long to get over the disappointment and I’ve got about 7 years to go

So when you swim in that pristine blue ocean water with the depths stretching down below you, just remember that just out of sight, there's a massive layer of tiny fish looking back. [end of thread]

BDS where more costs less (Brian’s Discount Store) David Fish, fish by name, fish by nature Rehman’s The Vegetable Basket

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

My experience is that making people stateless is a fast lane to unemployment, poverty, homelessness, and poor health

If you follow the links, there is a site with all the designs and additional info.

This is a national emergency 🤡

Pointing at the Great Pyramid: aliens did it then ran away

A collection of armchair archaeologists if ever I saw one

🚨🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT As a scientific gatekeeper, the CIA funded me to hide evidence that the timeline of human history is wrong On digs, I cover up out of place artifacts, immediately burying them & planting trees NO MORE Hail Graham Hancock. Disclosure is imminent

Good. Fuck em.

Manchester & Salford, April 1st 2026 First Light: 05.24 Sunrise: 06.42 Sunset: 19.44 Nightfall: 21.03 White Rabbits. From tomorrow I will exclusively be photographing at the brightest point of the day. Not Quite Lunchtime is the new name of this project.

Community, connection, collaboration, and synthesis; the present and future of archeology (or 12 scientists in a trenchcoat).

Quick question. Has the UK Government implemented a single recent cut that they did not try to justify in some warped Thatcherian morality play terms? Like was there one goddamn thing where their reasoning was openly "we simply do not have the cash" instead of arguing the recipients were undeserving

“Labour MPs received almost five times as much in donations from donors connected to private healthcare as all other MPs combined, according to EveryDoctor’s analysis of the MPs’ register of financial interests” privatisation.everydoctor.org.uk

Wow!!! 'A new water-based, eco-friendly battery based on tofu brine.' It is important to note that battery breakthroughs like this seem to happen all the time in academia, but not all “make it” to market. interestingengineering.com/energy/china...

Oh, you blocked me?

2/ Also, it is of course deeply contradictory that a party that hates the ECHR seeks to rely upon it. One might almost think that Farage is a grifting hypocrite.

Hello, British government: this is racist bullshit

Ghanaian Artist Ibrahim Mahama Allegedly Assaulted by State Police The artist, who represented Ghana in its first Venice Biennale pavilion, said he is considering suing his home country’s notorious police force.

Proper professional skedaddlers

Professional whimsical skedaddler (my ribs hurt)

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“Byron, as he burns on, sees more and more of this pattern. He learns how to make contact with other kinds of electric appliances in homes, in factories and out in the streets." -Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

"Some people have been saying that there was no reason this war needed to happen in the first place. That’s just not true. We were given highly credible intelligence that this war was completely unavoidable from the moment we started it."

Self care is telling your manager, in your P&DR, that your goal for the year is starting a crime syndicate.

Former top civil servant Matthew Rycroft said he was “not pressing the panic button but I am ringing the alarm bell” in his report about risk of foreign interference in UK political system. Full write up from @rowenamason www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

If someone wants to buy me a retrofitted to EV Citroen D.S. and teach me how to drive it, I’m well up for that.

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

My grandfather once told me that inside of you lives two vowels. One is dyslexic, and the other tells dad jokes.

Look on my works ye moggie and despair...

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Another lazy #Caturday

Happy Dusty Bin Day to those who celebrate

So, basically, this pony did a house invasion and has now been fitted with an electronic tag 📹source