George doesn't stand a chance, does he. That prison officer, along with the rest of them, listen to #TheArchers omnibus on bbc sounds and know what a little shit he is.

Will the prison check the toothbrush for fingerprints? Nah! Of course not. #TheArchers

Very efficient prison warden there. 10 seconds into the search, and she finds a shank. Oh dear! Nevermind. #TheArchers

Who has planted what in George's cell? #TheArchers

I've got a lump in my throat. Missing Bartleby already. Will we hear it happen? 😪 #TheArchers

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Trump renews threat to impose 100% tariffs on non-US made movies www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Trump threatens to limit access to foreign culture by imposing 100% tariff tax for Americans to watch non-US films.

BBC News - US deporting 120 Iranians after deal struck with Tehran, Iran says www.bbc.com/news/article... Trump deporting 120 to face torture and execution. #MAGA

Erasing history.

BBC News - Trump and Netanyahu agree new Gaza peace plan www.bbc.com/news/article... With Trump in charge, it's bound to fail, bigly. Trump's an America real estate businessman, not a diplomat. Blair is on board, remember Iraq. Is this yet another diversion from the #EpsteinFiles?

www.bosbrands.com/za/what-alco... Interesting. A pre #TheArchers jolly-up.

How appropriate that this reminds me of a scene from a movie called “Clueless.”

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd... Is now the time to invest in Trump's property portfolio? Is this the promised Miamifornication of the Gaza strip? Be first in line to get to the ground floor of "Nobel Prize Tower" on Trump Boulevard. Or is it just a diversion from the #EpsteinFiles

I've recorded the Amber squeal as a text ringtone for someone I want to ignore. Low volume obvs. #TheArchers

What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country? Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide. It undermines police and the law.

Bloody terrorists. Vicious, narrow-minded, uneducated thugs. Terrorising the community. Look at her just sitting there with a placard. Thankfully, our (just following orders) civil army took her into custody. This terrorist is now facing a court case that could incarcerate for 14 years.

This thread. #Immigration ⬇️

Disgraceful!

Nigel Farage's attendance record as an MEP was 748 out of 751, yet he turned up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian disinformation. Now one of his MEPs has admitted taking bribes to spread Russian propaganda. Why is this not all over the media?

They are NOT protecting the women & the kiddies. They ARE protecting their NARRATIVE. Look what happens when someone who was actually groomed speaks out. Watch what they do. She's got bigger sphericals than ALL of them put together. & watch how they treat her truth.

Reform have become the Temu of UK politics - always, there, always annoying & cheap as shit.

How much more of this bllocks are we supposed to take? Trump’s clearly demented. Reform’s a bin fire of bad ideas and Russian fingerprints. And still, it feels like the left are turning up to a gunfight with a dildo. My thoughts here: open.substack.com/pub/marinapu...

Michigan church shooter Thomas Jacob Sanford sporting a Trump "Make liberals cry again" tee. #MAGA #NRA

Sadiq Khan successfully using an escalator

My favorite Peter Sellers scene.

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#NRA #MAGA

Newcastle 1 : Arsenal 2.😃

I'm sorry but I refuse point blank to believe that Philip Faircloth-Mutton is a real person.

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Happy birthday my darling Bunty! I’ve bought my beloved: A donkey field A Your Party membership Some mince Voucher for a day’s fracking A dancing lesson with Thomas Skinner Some Bosh A bumper pack of paracetamol A drone A St George’s Cross adorned mini roundabout in Solihull. 🥳

While it is objectively hilarious that Grimey has lost his grift, the funniest part of this is the idea that he "gave up" his GB News job, when he was so obviously sacked.

I'm sure Chris Mason will be all over this. any second now... just you wait... ...

Well at least take me to dinner first...

There seems to be some *confusion* among Reform supporters over Nathan Gill being one of them “But, but, Reform didn’t exist when he took his Russian bribes” “But, but he was in UKIP” “But, but it has nothing to do with Farage, he barely knew the guy” So here’s a little history lesson 👍🏼🧵 1/14

www.bbc.com/news/article... Antifa=anti fascist. I, like my parent's generation in WW2, oppose fascism. I guess Trump would call us Antifa. I'm not a terrorist, I'm non violent. Antifa is a word not an organisation. It seems anyone who opposes Trump is an enemy of the USA. Sounds like fascism to me.

Source: BBC search.app/MrjKn NONCE-SENSE.

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www.theguardian.com/society/2025... US refuses to back UN declaration on noncommuicable diseases. RFKjnr. What a twat.

As the autumn chill arrives here in the UK, my son sends a WhatsApp from his bath on the verandah in NSW. It's just after dawn, and he's visited by an Australian King Parrot. Aussie life style.