Hmm… does “ADHD” count as one word?

Pie rankings: 1. Good pie 2. Mediocre pie 3. Bad pie 4. Evil pie

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

1. The Wrath of Khan 2. The Undiscovered Country 3. The Voyage Home 4. Beyond 5. First Contact 6. The Search for Spock 7. Star Trek (2009) 8. The Motion Picture 9. Generations 10. Insurrection 11. The Final Frontier 12. Nemesis 13. Into Darkness

Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.

Unreal

I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real

a lot of u owe the president an apology

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

The root of a lot of bad discourse is people conflating "this is good policy" and "this will help us win elections". They're separate questions! And frankly everyone should have a lower degree of certainty about the second one than they do.

Okay, everybody please make a note of this to refer to on the next International "Uh, When Is International MEN'S Day?" Day (aka International Women's Day)

YOU DID WHAT??????

this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service

In Alberta, we're grown pretty accustomed to shitty governments, but we need to remind ourselves that there are degrees of shittiness and that this one's the absolute shittiest.

Looking to finish what they started.

What an honour for Mark Carney to be out there on the field at the Grey Cup with the CEO of Coinbase

everywhere RFK goes he should be confronted with so many duck noises that he develops a case of this

Oreoboros

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

Jimmy Kimmel’s eulogy for his lifelong best friend and band leader Cleto Escobedo is beautiful on every level. Showing the gutting emotion so many men suppress and knowing just when to bring comfort through laughter when the grief overwhelms. youtu.be/0xlVAr6JZ9A?...

Oh wow, I did NOT have N34 on my bingo card

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.

Trump take pasghetti

Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

The good news: my kitty Garak is being very friendly today. The bad news: my kitty Garak is made of knives.

😈😈😈

It is my solemn duty to try to get this joke seen by CFLsky

The real clit is the orgasms we had along the way

"without subjecting anyone to differential treatment." This is flatly false! Trans people with a passport that does not match with their plain appearance when presented to a border agent is subject to additional hassle compared to a cis person presenting a passport.

No, YOU just spent five minutes convinced that ducks are mammals!

Pulitzer Prize photo right here.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I'm here to say Look on my works in a major way

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

On my block, there's a house that is flying a large Alberta flag but no Canadian flag. This is, ironically, a huge red flag.

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

I wanted to count how many Cheney joke posts I saw before seeing a non-joke post, but there were too many and I lost track.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

I am sad now

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

what if instead of sports we chose happiness

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall