Some truly sad news Statement about the passing of Jayden Dalke #Roughriders #CFL

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I said "British" when I really meant "English", just because I didn't want to clarify that I meant "English" as in the nation, not the language.

this shit is so funny, its like brilliant satire of corruption

cooked, low energy, things of that nature in all seriousness: I’m not going to say we aren’t in trouble because we are obviously in trouble but whining about the SAVE Act is not the act of someone with a coherent plan to steal the elections and when he tries it’s going to be a haphazard shitshow

Explosive diarrhea is definitely one of my ten least favourite varieties of diarrhea

I wonder how far Argentina will go behind, and how late they'll stay there, before they come back to win the final

Argentina is an absolutely ridiculous team

England could not dodge the consequences of their decision forever (this is not a Brexit tweet)

Thankfully, my English ancestry is distant enough that watching the end of this match will only take a few years off my life, rather than killing me immediately.

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities

My “cheer for France so I can finally experience a moment of happiness” strategy is turning out to be less foolproof than I’d hoped.

At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

Putting Tre Ford into the game at the dumbest possible time: a part of our heritage

I am baffled by the TSN panel’s take on the second yellow card to Embolo. It was not “harsh” at all! It was an obvious dive, which is a straightforward cautionable offence. It was just weirdly unlucky because VAR was only able to step in since the ref initially gave Argentina a very harsh yellow.

Y’all, I fear Portugal may be better than Canada at men’s rugby

Question: how old were you when you first realized you wanted to fuck Miss Piggy?

My current hottest take is that humans can't read.

I relate to Argentina because this is also the only way I can get work assignments done

I thought Belgium was known for waffles but this game makes me think they’re known for the teabag

FT’ | FINAL SCORE 🏆 Belgium 🇧🇪 show the USMNT 🇺🇸 to the exit door down the tunnel. Traditionally, this means they’re eliminated from the tournament. You never know, though... 📞

[taps earpiece] I am being informed that everything Trump touches dies

Do other countries have these bullshit “non-partisan” but obviously partisan government ads, or is that just a Canadian thing?

LET’S GO SIDEWAYS MIXED UP GERMANY!!!

lmfao I heard my neighbor’s watch party chanting USA followed immediately and directly by stone cold silence

Don't love rooting for Belgium but HELL YEAH LET'S GO BELGIUM!

glad congress isn’t alive to see this

The lesson is, never like things

Like 55%

Our subs are going to win this for us. I'm as certain of this as I've ever been about anything in my life. So, like, 70% certain. #CanMNT #TeamCanada #WorldCup

That was probably the wildest half of football I've ever seen, across all kinds of football.

Originally there was no Constitution. So ignoring the Constitution is the only truly originalist approach to Constitutional law.

Oh no the soccer is making me sad again

It‘s just insane to me that a sitting president has made MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS peddling fucking fairy dust with no intrinsic value beyond his stature and power AS president, and it’s not treated as the biggest corruption scandal in American history.

Insane but true: if Donald Trump decides to run for a third term, there are at least 2 members of SCOTUS, maybe as many as 6, who will straight up tell us he can. They'll argue that Trump was President in 1951, or that to the framers of the 22nd amendment 3 was less than 2. No shame, no lie too big.

If you are trans and are raising money for your own needs, post the link below and I will share. If you are cis, choose one to donate to and share this thread.

you know, when someone says something like "these are the things that need to be done to avert disaster" and your response is "you think democrats will do that?!?" all you're telling me is that you think politics is a spectator sport

need to start thinking now about a full package of judicial reforms: new justices, new circuits, new district courts, ethics reforms, docket reforms, and transparency reforms.

if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.

The outcome is thus: 5–4 that the Constitution protects birthright citizenship for the children of all immigrants. 6–3 that Trump's order is unlawful (because Kavanaugh says it violates a statute, NOT the 14th Amendment.) www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Oh god, not again

Kicks from the penalty mark are the most stressful thing in the world, don't @ me