Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.

we’re number 1! we’re number 1!!!

the potential for hilarity tomorrow is high. the blowing of the shofar for rosh shoshanah = the rapture trumpets?

something that can bring all walks of life together, regardless of other differences… the cowboys are real bad.

one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.

i post generally the same shit, but with a smaller more niche following/follower list i’m generally not as active as i was on twitter.

the fix is in.

Live your life so that you are not honored by Nazis when you die

don't forget to put a jenga block under your pillow tonight for the 9/11 fairy 🧚‍♂️

it was either the biggest fucking crow i’ve ever seen, or my first raven.

this team is doomed. they got a guy out there with one leg!

@pearlmania500.bsky.social anyone else get this from the podcasts app on apple?

i wish i could falsetto like rob halford or king diamond. im gonna sing those songs regardless, but it would be nice to actually hit those notes. give everyone in traffic with me a show.

bobby brink looks like a gym teacher.

gonna be a long season if i gotta see fascist recruitment commercials every game

if anyone can explain why i havein a gadda da vida in my head that would be great.

i really should start making a list, because i forgot almost every new album i listened to this year.

friendly reminder as the world turns to shit. it’s not that high ranking cabinet members aren’t doing their jobs, it’s that their doing their jobs the way they were instructed. they’re not rogue operators, they’re folllowing fucking orders

let it be known that the amount of dead kids needed to actually change something is still at one more.

RIP.

ever wonder what happened to the Oneders after that thing you do fell off the charts? well it looks like the drummer got into black metal, so that’s kinda cool.

live music still rules. that’s all

i have to take multiple trains tonight and i forgot my airpods.

Mr Beast x Texas state house challenge youtube.com/shorts/s5HU1...

to whom it may concern, sir/madam/other, while i’m sure the neighborhood appreciates you picking up after your dog…i can’t imagine they appreciate you throwing a bag of shit into the middle of the street. put it in the trash next time

solid effort undone questionable goaltending mistake and the lack of a finisher up front? united is BACK!

went out with a girl who asked to stop in a store first. not a problem at all…UNTIL! she blurts out “OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO SMALL!” at the person with dwarfism working the register. shockingly, the date did not improve from there.

nothing says freedom like goon squads rounding up innocent civilians. are we great again yet or what?

you fucking people need to relax. it’s the fakest of fake football right now. bo girds.

JUST IN: people still need goods and services to survive this hellscape.

must be shitty mustang monday. yes i know that’s redundant.

macho man is waiting with that flying elbow.

guess he closed his eyes forever

nothing says “nothing to see here” like closing up shop for 6 weeks so people can’t ask about it.

teachers, people who know teachers, etc… i have a friend who works in retail and they just shared this tidbit. “Teacher Friends- Five Belows nationwide will be hosting a Teacher Appreciation Event 7/28-8/3, and any teachers who bring their school badges will receive 10% off of their purchase.”

when you have the dayquil/nyquil combo pack, but you grabbed the wrong one this morning: gonna be a long, groggy day today.

“hey do you have ______?” i’ve never even heard of that before, so no. “it’s for this thing. it looks like this, i can show you a picture.” …i still won’t have it. it’s not even lunch time. fucking christ.

the only way i can describe the singer of this band is dirtbag ned flanders

1/ A remarkable essay by two eminent Israeli scholars "We wrote this essay to give [former IDF chief of staff's] words legal backing... We felt compelled to fulfill our human, conscientious, and civic duty, as Israelis – and as Zionists – who have expertise in areas related to the IDF’s ... order."

just watched Sinners. not too shabby. wasn’t what i was expecting, but in a good way.

You make it seem so simple Yet you know so many die Still their blood is on your hands Most will never know just why

Fun Philly strike update from a city worker: “the office of the mayor has changed their number to 215-686-2181 because of overwhelming calls in support of DC33.” Ring ring motherfucker!!!

the ESPN app just got me very confused for a moment.