I bet it was nice to live in one of those years or even decades that future history books barely even bother writing about.

Accidentally read this as “Ireland” at first, and hand to heart, my first thought was, “God, what the fuck is he doing now?”

Millennials must be, “Hey, can we have maybe a decade without a war in the Middle East? Pretty please?”

Radiating powerful "grandmas extremely elderly ill-tempered Persian cat that sits completely still until suddenly attacking you" energy. Rolling off of him in waves.

How short-sighted it was of those Isranian schoolchildren to not vote for Kamala Harris.

I still feel like none of this nonsense would be happening if we'd just have let Conan O'Brien keep The Tonight Show.

If you avoid it, you’re setting up for more failure than you need. If you release it, then we’ll know that you know what you did wrong. Not releasing it means you didn’t learn anything.

Have you guys seen that My Strange Addiction episode about the lady who fell in love with an AI chatbot, but programmed it to be a controlling, shitty, rude boyfriend? Like I don't get what's stopping you from finding the real thing, that's the easiest kind of boyfriend to find

Tbh I’m annoyed that so much of the sexism targeted towards my candidacy is about painting me as an influencer rather than a journalist. It COMPLETELY erases my bartending career.

If you want to distract from the Epstein Files, maybe don't name your act of war something that also has the initials E F. Epstein Fury? Epic Files? We live in a grotesquely absurd timeline.

Hey, you know what makes a domestic political order super stable? Millions of young, unemployed men (bonus points if your nation has constitutionally protected gun rights)!

America First, sure, but Israel First-er.

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

people called Kamala Harris a communist and now the Pentagon is attempting a hostile takeover of one of America's most innovative tech companies lol. lmao. xd.

So they are going to ask Congress Monday for a War Powers vote. This will be helpful to see how many Democrats vote for war so continue to get clearer on who needs to go in Congress.

Can we please stop saying, “He can’t do that—it’s illegal!”? You gave a mentally challenged child a rocket launcher because you thought it would trigger the libs.

But this really is a “Wag the Dog” timeline. Epstein is what he fears. He’s willing to engage in an unpopular war today to get the Epstein pressure off. What will he do when the unpopular war pressure is on? Death camps?

I’m sure Anthropic can and will find other governments to use their tech. And… they probably know a whole lot about how their models worked with the U.S. government and military, which is probably valuable to, oh, someone…

Make up your mind.

/9 In other words, I reject the Ezra Klein position that if you do evil with the right formalities and debate-team traditions and the right formatting, you’re actually doing good.

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

Collaborators need to be bankrupted and their empires put under conservancy so no one ever controls this much of the media ever again.

And I will refuse to watch any of it. I’d miss Star Trek, but maybe I can get used blueray collections.

Democracy is dying in America. ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous. We need real leaders - not career politicians.

Because “just like me, they long to be…” youtu.be/RBWRMUbKaTg?...

Can we "flood the phone lines" for Jasper? He is a SWEET boy who needs $1,000 for a dental treatment at Pendleton Veterinary Clinic. Please call 541-276-3141 and donate to Jasper Howland if you are able to do so. Cats will literally starve to death if it hurts to eat. 💔 PLEASE donate. 💗 #cats

Am I a misogynist racist if I want to vote for AOC, or is that titles reserved for Kamala-refusers? Not thrilled to vote for Newsom or Klobuchar, either.

Tell me you don’t understand the problem without telling me you don’t understand the problem. I swear to God, the Dems are the Washington Generals of politics.

Next up, a massive thank you to @daturabooks.bsky.social and David James Keaton for sending me a copy of #HeadCleaner 📼 Obsessed with the VHS cover! A nostalgic blend of thriller, sci-fi and horror, I cannot wait to read this! 😀 💙📚

For fuck’s sake, you were too weak to oppose the most ridiculously inept demagogue of all time when you HAD power.

I’ll have you know I’m not just a weak person who gets high and posts shit on the Internet. I’m also stupid.

Oh, and the polysemous title (Head Cleaner)!

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

very funny to me to see folks who have no social media presence outside of twitter say you have to be on twitter to be influential

This country is under some kind of wizard's curse where every 50 years there's a crisis that reminds everyone why it's bad for a small gang of obscenely rich assholes to control everything, and we go ohhh and then we all immediately forget again

And I will not. There need to be Democrats you refuse to vote for, or you’re going to get the same corporate vampires that have brought us Trump. Fascists will only get better at beating these quisling candidates, and the next won’t be as inept as Trump and Co.

CONTENT WARNING: BLOOD. Bess has a UTI & is urinating blood. Her owner made an appointment for 4 p.m., & Pendleton Vet is estimating appointment and meds will be $200. Can you PLEASE call Pendleton Vet over the phone at 541-276-3141 to donate to Trisha Baird's dog Bess? #dogs

I won't stand by and watch Maine get ripped apart. I'm with working Mainers, not the billionaires and corporations. Watch our new TV ad:

I don't want someone to bring us together and heal the country. I want someone to punish the criminals and the corrupt rather than letting them off YET AGAIN.

me, during normal times: nationalism is just extended racism me, during the olympics or WWC: [sips glass of bourbon full of ice while pressing start on my full size dryer] WOOOOO! LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BRAVE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BITCH U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A! 👋 🦅 🎆 🇺🇸

Fuck you, liberal. We’re coming for Schumer and Jeffries, too, if we have to. You keep preventing competitive primaries and protecting lackluster candidates. Fuck off into space!