I won’t vote for any candidate, Republican, Democrat, or fucking Communist who supports Israel. I’m done. Fuck off, Peter’s; fuck off Schiff.

Imagine if liberals lived up to their potential and did literally goddamned anything their base wants. McConnell robbed Obama of a SCOTUS judge as a MINORITY leader, but Dems just can’t do anything about Israel sniping children or dog raping Palestinians. Fuck off with this shit, Mr. shitlib.

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oh cry me a river. you know, right now there are thousands of people in the world who don't have any missiles at all. where's their article

Batman speaking the truth. #IsraelIsATerroristState

Man, if Trump keeps the strait closed or provokes Iran into bombing the Gulf States’ power and desalination plants, the resulting economic depression might just cause a revolution or six.

Guy came to my door for a Dem to take Darrell Issa’s seat. I ask if the candidate supports Israel. “I don’t know much about that.” Sure enough, this candidate is AIPAC’s candidate. If she wins the primary, I won’t vote for her. Enough is enough.

Unless they’re AIPAC. Then leave the ballot blank

This year, the left is punching back. Fuck off, establishment Dems. No AIPAC, no Israeli money, no more war.

What on God’s green planet does this have to do with leftism, you absolute cunt-waddle?

This guy loves losing I guess. Win my vote or get fucked. Booker refused to back Mamdani. It’s only “blue no matter who” when it’s a centrist.

Blue MAGA

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

I think the Republican Party should no longer exist after Trump’s out. Take every one of the elected and try them for treason.

A die-hard Trump supporter told me today he’s done with Trump. He said he won’t vote Republican this Nov. He won’t vote Democrat, he just won’t vote. He said it was this war. “I voted for the fucking OPPOSITE of this,” he said. It’s just one voter, but I hear the same from others every single day.

Ah, and now we learn the Biden/Harris administration was already planning to attack Iran. It’s Israel. The only way out of war with Israel is to cut off Israel.

Beer Abby After drinking a lot of beer, ask a stranger for advice. #NewDrinkingGame

Republicans: “Genocide is fine.” (Too many) Democrats: “Genocide is fine, but we object to how incompetently it’s being done.”

I vote we rename it Schrodinger’s Strait

I think surgeons are rated highly on their success and failure rates, so they’re going to tilt the scales to the maximum extent. Doesn’t make it right, but I think that’s the mostly likely motivation.

Tell me if I’m wrong but if people can go to prison for lying to Congress, then shouldn’t members of Congress go to prison for lying to the people?

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying them for sex. I feel this needs to be emphasized much more than it is.

I just saw some middle aged white woman on Alex Wagner’s show (the Pod Saves guy) complaining (as did Alex) that they had no idea who Hasan Piker is. Thing is, I bet there are more people who have no idea who this chick is than who don’t know who Hasan Piker is.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

i have a favor to ask: thank a nurse today. please. it’s a very thankless job and healthcare has been extremely exhausting these past two years. hell, since covid. please take the time to say thank you, or at least send us some peace. im tired.

NEW: Chicago Progressive Partnership super PAC, which launched ads attacking Kat Abughazaleh and then eventually in favor of Bushra Amiwala as an apparent attempt to split the vote, has filed its FEC report, which reveals it was another shell group for AIPAC and its allies

Okay, so this is a special kind of magic.

They were catastrophically wrong about Israel, though. The most anti-Israel candidate is going to be president in 2029.

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From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Whichever candidate is most anti-Israel will be the candidate who wins in 2028. My fear is that will be Tucker Carlson

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Is so crazy it just might work!

"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k" we can't do this for another 3 years

Okay, but also, TACO.

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We wanted better candidates, full stop. Blaming the voters is not a winning strategy. Present candidates who will, oh, I dunno, not reset a needed minimum wage lower than what was demanded without being asked (Clinton) or deny the Israeli genocide

We tried to warn you in 2016 that you’d lose. Not our fault the Dems didn’t listen

Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.

It’s coming into election season soon and it looks like liberals are gearing up for two years of “We can’t do that right now. Maybe some other time.” just like every election season.

I won’t vote for any politician who denounces Hasan Piker.

The use of the word “would” confuses me. Look up. We’re at this place now.

Newsom's podcast is a crystal ball of what his presidency would be. Capitulation, appeasement, ignorance, etc. We would get cosmetic changes so that straight cis white people wouldn't notice, but I don't want a pre-Tump world, I want to live in a post-Trump world that has learned something.

Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell

Well I'm convinced! I am ready to invade Iraq.