thinking about meeting this girl at the east van panto last year and our tipsy little brains exploding “my name is amber, well technically my first name is eden actually” “WHAT ME TOO” and then we had the same street number (different street) 😭 it felt like a glitch in the matrix ok

proof i am and always have been a jock

should be getting ready for the kneecap show i won tickets to 😭😭😭

proud of my boy 🥹

i went to the funniest stand up ever (chris locke) but when he pointed at me for the name of a dwarf after the longest pause i said…… gilbert

for old times sake i drafted nicolas batum (ranked 455 in this fantasy league app) i think i care most in this whole competition that he might score over the 1.65 points he is projected to you can do it buddy 🙏

if this women’s fantasy basketball league doesn’t get me back in to nba nothing will

my passport is officially expired. now that i can’t leave the country i simply must

i don’t know if i’m being an idiot but i feel like i’m experiencing true love for the first time in my life. that’s stupid right

halloween man is out be careful

america must be humbled. it must be taught the meaning of defeat

my friends have now taken up the mantle of lovingly photographing my back

recipe: 2 hours me 5 hours later: yay almost time to eat

i think this has definitely been the best year of my life like by a lot. what now

went away to take care of my mom for a week after her hip replacement. wally started getting very upset when he saw me packing my suitcase, little did he know he was invited this time

not sure how to get more than 2-7 likes on my posts but that’s ok. i do better with a smaller audience anyway. an intimate group of confidantes 🫡

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

These new outfits are a mistake. BRING BACK THE SANTA OUTFITS!

the downwardly mobile millennial insurance plan used to be grad school and i feel like now it’s just suicide?

me and my friends having a delightful meal yesterday

queen shit, rest in peace

i think a lot about being animal farm's farmer neighbor just watching through binoculars

the continuing popularity of Friends and the development of multiple "Friends Experience" sites across America is a grim indictment of our way of life

today is guys live podcast today friends are visiting today my bf meets my friends big day at the wise hall

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It's exactly five years since Mogwai's Stuart Braithwaite (@plasmatron.bsky.social) gave his mum a scare by quoting his favourite Public Enemy lyric on Twitter

BLUE pills should be the NIGHTTIME cold medicine please send help hopefully i don’t see the hat man at or whomever at work

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the straight story and true stories was an inspired spontaneous double feature if i do say so myself

man tried to eat the groomer today

This only happens to you once

national services including post should not be for-profit enterprises!!!

there were 30 japanese people on my sidewalk i told them i went to tokyo last month and they said “welcome to japan”

found out kneecap is banned from canada for being “terrorists” therefore the show i won tickets to is cancelled from the guy giving me a tattoo in ireland. kinda trippy

anika herself gave me free stuff so i think life is good

can’t believe i’m looking forward to watching hockey. someone should check on me am i ok

oh jigsaw just kills like, random people? i thought he killed evil people only. lost a lot of respect for him today

i need to get over my hatred of posing for photos, the only evidence of my having been places are the creep shots my bf lovingly takes

the cake boss has fired me 😔

why yes i am just home from dublin watching once like the world’s corniest fool

new weird little medieval guy who dis

countries that don’t use top sheets are just wrong about that and i’m not afraid to say it

every single bar in dublin on a thursday night has the most sincere singer/guitarist playing the cheesiest 80s/90s pop/rock songs you can imagine. it’s kinda beautiful

Shoutout to the late-bloomers