A grown ass man demanding a woman communicates like a “woman” (?) and then offering up his Snapchat. Get so fucked (disrespectfully)

Tarik Skubal 🥵

Four game Tuesday. Let’s go.

Having a little panic about the amount of baseball that’s left 🙃

Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.

Wow. What a soul crushing game.

I feel this on a spiritual level today

A kid I used to babysit for got a phone & now I get the most wonderful texts from him. (And his mom) my heart is so happy tonight 🥺🥺🥺

Hell yeah fuck yeah

so my thing is, if you want to debate vaccines, that immediately means you are too stupid to talk to, i’m above you, there’s no need to waste any more of my time.

Hi Kansas City. I love you.

I met my best friend online! @minda33.bsky.social

Me: my foot really hurts today I need to make sure I try to sit down when I get a minute. Also me: it’s 12:42pm and I haven’t sat down for even one second 🙃🙃🙃

Was having A DAY today so @minda33.bsky.social & The Baby delivered me an emergency Red Bull*. I hope everyone is as #Blessed as I am in the friend department 🥰 *term coined by BWJ during the 2024 Home Run Derby

robert redford taught me that it was ok to be hot as shit.

This is so icky

You know what…the broncos lost. But so did the chiefs. So I’ll call this weekend a win in my book.

T Swift night at the baseball game. Not necessarily a fan. But I love a theme night 💕

Damn it.

This is MLK for white pro athletes

A lot of people on here putting my jumbled thoughts into words. Thank you for that.

Offhand mentioned to my class yesterday that I wanted to try the Alani that tasted like a caramel apple. Today one of my families showed up with a whole ass gift bag of stuff for me. And it’s the little things, man.

I NEED TO SEE IT @royals.com

I wore a v cute outfit to work today. But I forgot to take a picture so you guys are just gonna have to believe me.

It’s very cool that there’s literally nowhere I can watch the end of the Broncos game

And now for the long drive (ride) home. maybe someone wants to ask me a question? ngl.link/corishell

Great night for a Royals win!

Going to bed with the window open is one of life’s true joys.

When a coworker is giving away garden vegetables I will always say yes. But WHY did they give me the cucumber that looks like this!?

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

Rainy night for the drive in but I got a footlong! 🌭

love that this whole website i s kinda doing a magic ritual of manifestation right now. Don't forget your 11:11 wishes.

This is so fucked up.

Last month in my class: Everyone: Cori can we please listen to KPop Demon Hunters? Today: Me: Hey guys! You wanna listen to KPop Demon Hunters?

I say “I can’t take it anymore” a whole lot for somebody who keeps on taking it every single day

Nate Eaton playing on Sunday night baseball and I’m EMOTIONAL

Starting to have a panicky meltdown about baseball being almost over

Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully

post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Go!!! Try & see what happens!

Anxiety out of control tonight 🥲

It’s 5:07pm. I’m still at work. I’ve eaten nothing today. And if one more person asks something of me I’m literally gonna break down. Planning my after work car cry now. 🙃

Ms. Rachel for President

I accidentally thought about all the spiders that might be in my room and now I can’t sleep.

Me: why do I feel so bad? Also me: oh yeah, I skipped dinner to go to a baseball game. Me (again): hi, Jac!

Hi. I know I’m in the minority here but it’s been so nice not having to hear about Taylor Swift every single day.

“I talk a lot but I say nice things” Children wisdom

County fair fit 🎡🐄🌽 (someone tell me I’m cute)

The sun would like everyone to notice my legs 💁🏼‍♀️☀️