my friend mentioned her 15 week baby is supposed to be apple sized, another friend tells her to do a photoshoot with an apple in front of her belly, and in under a minute I'm replying:

A jungle for the house tigers. #caturday

gay weddings bring joy like nothing else on earth 💅🏽

guys, my wife and I are so hot

The Connoisseur. Gouache and watercolor on paper. Dreaming of autumn... Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad...

lesbians own the moon I don't make the rules

brown bear, black bear

et tu, bestie?

We have hollowed out our society so that a few very special boys can have as many toys as they can possibly collect and we need to stop them. Ideally, by taxing them out of existence.

just had a thought...

for the longest time i genuinely did not consider audiobooks as a legitimate form of consuming books. but then i remembered that before formal writing systems all stories were shared orally. if anything, audiobooks are the more ancient human form in some ways.

I'm back at work and my wife is at home. things that should be illegal

i only have one more day off before returning to work and i fully cannot sleep

I've worked on my novel so much in the last few days I've entered some kind of haze

A herd of donkeys 🫏

oh yeah did i mention we got married? ☺️🥰

the wedding photographer sent us a preview and ahhhhhhhhh what a beautiful day it was

I gotta get a flight to Jakarta for a job interview and the tickets are crazy expensive 😭 please boost this post or consider commissioning me! It’d really help!

New comms sheets for 2025 with updated prices! Feel free to dm me or e-mail me at [email protected] for inquiries!

cheers to seals! here are some freshly spotted sea dogs who have taken over a beach in Tōtaranui / Queen Charlotte Sound

occasionally crying because I have Wife 🥰

got gay married on the weekend ✨ @lezstat.bsky.social

And in red!

My first ever page of #criticalrole #voxmachina fanarts with some of my faves ♥️ #Gilmore and the way Matt Mercer plays him will forever be carved in my mind as the most fabulous character ever ! #percivalfredricksteinvonmuselklossowskideroloiii #vaxildan #vexalia #keyleth

it's been cute to watch my little brother fall in love with sophie bridgerton and shane hollander at the same time

Starving saints, hungry saints

Lyd got us the tiger encounter at the zoo today so we got to meet this beautiful girl and feed her a snack through the bars

we're about to get so married

rare makeup = rare selfies from me

it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

It’s tea time😌☕️ #bridgerton #fanart

I'm reading the kind of book right now that's so good I have to pause and scream and breathe like every second paragraph

this is a sabrina carpenter household

Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had: (volunteering and internships count too) 1. Medical Centre Receptionist 2. Archivist 3. Teacher Aide/Assistant/Disability Support 4. Media Editor 5. Policy Analyst

just thought to myself "sinners my beloved my favourite movie of all time" and then tried to decide what my other fave movies are. what if i told you joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat the musical movie

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

I bring a real “disabled people are disqualified from immigration to, and/or seeking asylum in, almost all other countries” vibe to conversations with nondisabled Americans talking about fleeing that they really dislike and never know how to respond to. 🙂

"you have two tuxedo cats?? how do you tell them apart?" the tuxedo cats:

ronan: if i was pregnant i would be even more special than a seahorse

Well, who’s surprised, I’m a #vaxmore fan !! ;w; ❤️ #criticalrole #voxmachina #D&D

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

my beautiful fiancé got a tattoo today and now they're dying my hair in our bathroom I love being gay

tyranny and wicander and that post about the service top being dominant the way a guard dog is where they're loyal and obedient but they ARE in control

ronan: i gotta pull up an incognito tab so i can google edward cullen star sign

my current wip 🐇🐝 - pseudo victorian era scientific revolution - enemies to lovers - sapphic scientists turned magicians - turning violence against your violent oppressors - dark academia setting - undead bunnies and giant bees - dead faerie world with latent power

occasionally i truly long to create a 5 book series based on my ttrpg campaign because it was a home brewed setting and really narrative focused and is one of those rare games that would actually work but also... that's a future me job because i can't devote myself to a 5 book series right now

okay now I'm at the place in my writing where i feel like the book is bad again. I always reach this spot where I'm like um this is just a bunch of scenes and events that influence each other and flow toward the next scene is that right?? and like girl yes that's how books work

lrt literally writing is my hobby because i love to write i have never understood the "writers hate writing" thing