Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

Life…..can be good

Stop what you’re doing and read this whistleblower report. ICE has been training its agents that they don’t need a judicial warrant to break down your door - a blatant violation of the 4th Amendment. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Europeans (incl Canadians) will casually spew the most racist shit about Romani people. I've had too many instances of this...

Imagine if instead of JUST trolling MAGA Newsom stopped waging war against poor communities in California Or didnt lap at the teat of corporations Or did more about the ICE presence in LA Or abolished the prison slavery that makes up most of the firefighter crews But yay he trolls bad president ig

begging leftists to understand that disability advocacy also means not telling mentally ill people to "be normal"

One week later you spoke it into existence 😩

this gif remains ever relevant

I DONT WANNA BE IN CLASS I WANNA BE PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING

Gavin Newsom trying to impress Ben Shapiro, an incel who “owns the libs” by proudly talking about how he has never made his wife cum:

Really being ground up in the wheel this week yall

the United States federal government has been captured by fascists & is no long a reliable source of information. any journalists not treating this government as a hostile entity are willingly turning themselves into propagandists & being corrupted into rightwing collaborators.

Hey guess what kids! This is a result of the system operating exactly as designed! The whole thing has always been building to this and this is the shit America has been doing to indigenous people, black people and everyone outside their borders since 1776!

Someone find the artist cause this is vibes

just donated sperm at goodwill

… what

What if i quit law school and went hard into vtubing

Wondering if anyone will notice me reposting my old Lex shitposts here

Cheesesteak is the closest a Northerner can come to imagining BBQ

Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active. www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...

We already have autistic dolls, most on bluesky 🤭Mattel continuing to be behind the times

I wish there was a more responsible version of me who could do all the paperwork bs i need to do 😞

Ugh

Id do evil things to be in bed eating soup rn

They young sheldon’d NCIS

It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

Real fashionista hours fr fr

Smh some of us out here trying to do it on purpose

Obviously you are allowed to like Hamilton and liking it doesn’t automatically make you a slavery apologist, but if you also can’t reckon with the fact that it is at its core a piece of colonialist apologia wearing the skin of radical ideas and music, then I’m not sure I can trust your views on art.

the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.

greetings from dorktown (slack room)

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

I know im like the last person on earth to watch dragonball but Yamcha kinda fucks huh

Oh the superhero movie was woke? Then maybe go see a film with a more nuanced plot than the good guys vs the bad guys

Israel claiming to be gay friendly before bombing a bunch of trans people is actually a great unintended metaphor for how cis queers treat trans women.

TERF is not a slur. TERF is a fascistic rightwing ideology and its followers deserve to be mocked & ostracized.

The Delaware welcome center is just a Biden themed Buccees (derogatory)

Gorilla Grodd and his big angry GF 💪👩‍🦰🧡🦍🧠👹

Looking forward to this Friday

4 of july more like fart of poo lies

Did they find his courage?????????

Finally, a Holy War I can join

This is what i mean when i say i got that dog in me

on my way to hack your girl