Adventures in NoWhere Call Now!! (330) 536-WEAK

The Flotilla is allowed to enter Gaza under maritime and international law. Coastal countries control the waters closest to their shores.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

bro

Bombs away

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

just found out they brought Jimmy Kimmel back to life. say what you will about his politics, but i have a HARD “no” stance on necromancy.

honestly a half star review makes me way more excited for a movie than a five star review

it’s crazy that his name is Horny Pitchford

Not so subtle hint theweakdays.net/sign-up

new Fire Emblem game

worlds longest YEAH BOI ever

starting a hardcore band named False Flag IMMEDIATELY

Jerk Kirk Murked at Work as Irked Crowd Lurked

last judge is just a LITTLE rude

Big Thief lyrics: Your heart is like a knish Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy And you granted my wish Like a cosmic potato genie MJ Lenderman lyrics: I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3

watchmojo top 10 black metal artists that weren’t into NATIONAL socialism

crashing out about moorwing. dogshit name. dogshit second phase. when will he die.

happy silksong day to those who celebrate youtu.be/D7aotMarYQU?...

which way western man?

POWER MOVE THE NU ALBUM BY CHEEM OUT NOVEMBER 14th NU SINGLE “GORILLA GLUE” DROPPING NEXT TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2nd

game changer secret episode 🧑‍🍳 💋

wrote about new Water From Your Eyes album for le blog...you even could call it an album review, if you wanted to www.ienjoymusic.net/water-from-y...

new deftones and new water from your eyes tomorrow i am foaming at the fucking mouth

following the law at the cypress hill concert 🤗🫢

Proof of parallel universe? This newspaper makes reference to a "President Slain," though no such person with that name ever assumed office in this reality

Windom Earle when he finds out who is investigating a murder in a small logging town 5 miles from the Canadian Border

next built to spill lineup should have two guys named bill and be Spilled 2 Bills

sometimes my cats make this face i refer to as “scrungling” and i have never before caught it on film. for the first time ever, i present you: the scrungler

it’s just a lil guy

let’s hear it for the boy’s

just saw someone say “Dollar General has a social media team” in reference to itch NOT having a social media team…. Do……. you guys like, ever log off?

crazy how all the inspiration leaves you the second you touch an instrument

been listening to a lot of Gallows lately and it’s honestly so fucking funny there’s a metalcore breakdown in In The Belly of a Shark

nathan fielder (narrating): my client, who works in real estate, wanted to connect with a powerful financier. but he needed a way to stand out from the crowd. the plan? write a cryptic birthday message with a drawing of something sexy to grab his attention

the death stranding guitar battle is so fucking funny dude. they don’t even fucking riff dude.

here’s just a list of numbers

really weird time to be the guy playing the riff to “iron man” at the local guitar center

Anything helps 💕✨

sorry, parents anniversary date. you just got knocked out of my brain’s filing cabinet to be replaced with “they made bug boy woke”

we all remember “the incident™️”

weed is crazy coz like how does a plant make family guy good

here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm

i’ve become so Stereolab-pilled i don’t think i’ll ever recover

The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑

my new LP Neighborhood Gods Unlimited is out now linktr.ee/openmikeeagle

“Now that the break has started I can drop that accent” might be the quote of the #SGDQ bless you tech team for not cutting them off there