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[repost to here hehe] Good boy, doing so well 😌

Climbing him like a very small tree

I also had to give you him without the mask because he's just too pretty. 😊

☕️📚 Some stizzy winter cuddle I made for Izzy Hands Bingo :"3 Iz, babe, you're not credible, we all know you secretly love that damn weighted blanket called Bonnet😌 (Thank you to @umulata.bsky.social , my extra silly friendo who helped me with the dialogue :B💕) #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #stedebonnet

First Mate Anatomy 101

4 hours left of August in my time zone. gonna speed write one more Izzy Hands bingo fill

i am one away from one measly bingo fml. also managed to break an index finger on Friday and typing sucks. again, fml

consuming food regularly does wonders

celebrated my first paycheck in several months by going to Costco hungry

the best part of dressing masc is dramatically unbuttoning and stripping off a shirt as soon as one gets home from work

omg I just found my prescription sunglasses that have been missing since february

gay gas station attendant just called me hon and i’ve never felt so seen

Nothing to see here, just three guys experimenting together 😌 I imagine this as Izzy's first time dealing with Bonnet's horsecock, and of course his husband is here to support him 🙂‍↕️ Made for the threesome and face sitting prompts for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social #OFMDfanart #izzyhands

how a captain does their laundry can, um, reveal a lot 👀 about them #stedepinup

i just think it’s funny that we tag Competent Stede Bonnet and not Competent Izzy Hands *and Author is an Izzy Hands Apologist but never Author is an Edward Teach Apologist *and we tag Canon Disabled for amputee Izzy but not mentally ill Ed (this is ableist af imho)

Stede just learned about “no place to wear it” parties and now Izzy’s life is a new version of hell

con o’ niel mama rose. i won’t be taking questions at this time.

trans Izzy is wearing pink lace panties and packing today

i am waiting for a phone call from HR and not knowing when they’ll call is ruining my day.

stizzy

probably my last written-on-a-ferry fic. enjoy some farmer cjizzy vegetable silliness. for miscommunication/misunderstanding archiveofourown.org/works/68870096

enjoy 3k of unbetaed peak sicko Stizzy slop! fit all my joys and my pleasures in one perfect day: archiveofourown.org/works/68846101 for prompts semi public sex, clothes sharing, and firsts.

writing underage pee porn in public is a special kind of anxiety

researching a selkie situation by watching videos of seals fucking. as one does.

just some pretty sights. tomorrow i’m getting on the ferry home, so almost time to write more horny Izzy garbage on a boat.

feral.

the “female” zucchini flower. or, Stede opening his legs for Izzy, dewy and irresistible.

established stizzy is so cute to me honestly. bickering autism husbands that love each other sm

Aha!

fuck it why not. here's my edstede daddy kink/ageplay comic from like 2023. you don't need to ask bc you know what i'm about but trans sub ed also. enjoy

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 who knew their flowers were so beautiful?

Pleasant morning for mister Hands :) #ofmd #izzyhands

MY DEAREST

Izzy?

welp. we’ve gone from Izzy getting destroyed by jellyfish to Izzy getting destroyed by jellyfish *and* a massive seal/selkie crewmate

just sitting here on the deck of a ship, writing Izzy / monsterfucking

‘my bright future’s behind me’ 4k words of Stizzy CNC/incest play archiveofourown.org/works/67826201

the captain of the ship just got on the PA system to tell us about a lighthouse. lol

give me your Izzy/Jim/Ned head canons… situations are brewing

should i try to write all my Izzy Hands bingo stories while on a 3 day ferry ride?

unsure what to do for the Flowers prompt on my card, so revisiting this flower-centric Steddyhands fic from a couple years ago. this one still makes me cry… and my roses are still dead and i’ve still never planted anything else in their spot. archiveofourown.org/works/499623...

Ed has one of those cylindrical JBL speakers. The ends are rubbery/soft and vibrate with the sound. He touches the ends while staring off into the distance. It’s grounding for him.

trans Stede who never wipes after he pees because he likes when his undies are a little damp

1000 words of Izzy musing on Fang. Trying to get back into writing. archiveofourown.org/works/67567136

oh it’s nonbinary people day? Hi. first photo is my gender. second pic is from 2021 on a day i happened to really be Feeling Myself and was preemptively channeling izzy hands

Jack found these at at a charity shop. He’s going to take such good care of his puppy tonight. Get his gorgeous pelt of fur neatly groomed and his sweet holes all nice and clean. Izzy’s insides are feeling all squirmy and warm as he snuffles CJs neck.

Home Depot AU where Stede is the enthusiastic paint guy EdIzzy both fall for. Ed keeps going back to flirt and buy New Exciting Colors. Izzy keeps going back because Stede knows how to match and recreate the retired colors.