I can’t believe we’re trying to do our email jobs while the US president is threatening to wipe out an entire civilization.

Anywho The Revenge construction company sending out Fang to flirt with strict OSHA inspector Auntie while the crew tries to cover up their numerous violations. Fang dropping paperwork like "Oopsie" and wagging his ass as he picks it up to keep Auntie from seeing Frenchie who's nailed in his sleeves

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

And since today's an opportunity for extra the love~ 🤭💛 Exchange gift for @darkdancer72.bsky.social called for very very cozy boys 🥰🥰 #sprizzy #ofmd #art #izzyhands #luciusspriggs

and i loved this so much i wrote a little story for it archiveofourown.org/works/51748045

Reposting old art for Valentines Day; modern #stizzy AU where Izzy sings on his balcony at night and Stede falls in love with the mysterious lovely voice of his upstairs neighbor

rollerskating is significantly harder/more dangerous when you’re exhausted hungry slightly drunk

i think it’s a little funny that i’ve made “scissors” Izzy’s safe word before

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

may i offer you some tits in this trying time

the world is shit *and* the tulips are coming up

my beloveds

❤️ #ConONeill #CooperONeill

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

korean english academy teacher au

Blast from the past from oct 2022 : ) #stizzy #ofmd

I don’t think I’ve posted these here individually, so enjoy this little thread of the #OFMD characters as Cinderella mice. These might be one of my favorite things I’ve drawn for the fandom. I love them so much. 😅🧵

Happy New Year! 🎉 Please enjoy all of December's birthday Izzys as a treat: #ofmd #izzyhands

✨ Happy new year ✨ Throwing here a stizzy WIP that was meant for something bigger only to prove somehow I'm still alive. I hope I'll be able to make some drawings this year too 💕 #OFMDfanart

one of my top 2025 accomplishments was (at age 42) getting an autism diagnosis. sometimes i forget how terrifying it was and how relieved i felt about the result. so yeah, big achievement for me.

on nye i make art and listen to all nine Beethoven symphonies

🖤And you know... you blushed in his arms when you were dancing just now. 🖤 art by @neopessimist.bsky.social [ #stizzy #ofmd #stedebonnet #izzyhands #ofmdart #watercolor #ourflagmeansdeath ]

Roller derby Izzy commission by @draw-just-draw.bsky.social I love the 90’s vibes so much

izzy is the first one awake. he kisses Stede’s chest before extricating himself to go make coffee.

Ed is antsy (shocker), so Stede encourages candle making as a new hobby. He and Izzy thoroughly enjoy the ensuing supply of candles. Ed is so happy to be useful. (also Izzy is gorgeous painted in deep purple wax)

ABA is harmful. Full Stop. Let’s be upset about the circumstances, and ecstatic this therapy is going away.

You are so powerful. You turn blank docs into whole, sweeping love stories. You make zines from single sheets of paper! You create sea creatures from balls of yarn! You build garments from thread and you can make people laugh with just an old screen grab and a few words. You make everything better💓

and somehow i am now a grandparent/father. this timeline is wild.

finally realized the hockey show y’all are talking about is the book i had to confiscate multiple times from 11yo students

me to me, making myself go on a stupid walk: saddle up bitches, it’s forced march time.

power’s been out for 9 hours and Stede is trying not to panic about the special holiday food in the fridge. Izzy puts him in the rocking chair with his weighted stuffy. He starts singing as he puts the kettle over the fire to make Stede tea.

feeling like i should write more Little! Izzy! but have also been ghosted by the muses. meh.

saw two owls on my walk tonight. and also pet a very very good floofy floof named Sam. it was a good walk.

in a bid to heal my soul, i have purchased bright green roller skates. steddyhands go rollerskating on fridays btw. Stede always wears a cute skirt and fancy kneepads.

this is all my gender goals

sharing my house after living alone is… hard. i just want to play and be little without being perceived by anyone.

When faced with prolonged distress, omegas experience a hormonal shift that causes them to act and present similar to alphas. This typically includes agressive behavior, phantom rutts, the formation of small Knotts, etc. As you can expect: Izzy, always thought he was an alpha. Until Stede.

today my trans child was forcibly discharged from the military. so that’s a thing.

also, being middle aged is pretty phenomenal actually

a nice place to rest for a while and read with your beloved 💕 #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

[repost to here hehe] Good boy, doing so well 😌

Climbing him like a very small tree

I also had to give you him without the mask because he's just too pretty. 😊

☕️📚 Some stizzy winter cuddle I made for Izzy Hands Bingo :"3 Iz, babe, you're not credible, we all know you secretly love that damn weighted blanket called Bonnet😌 (Thank you to @umulata.bsky.social , my extra silly friendo who helped me with the dialogue :B💕) #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #stedebonnet

First Mate Anatomy 101

4 hours left of August in my time zone. gonna speed write one more Izzy Hands bingo fill

i am one away from one measly bingo fml. also managed to break an index finger on Friday and typing sucks. again, fml

consuming food regularly does wonders