Ed is antsy (shocker), so Stede encourages candle making as a new hobby. He and Izzy thoroughly enjoy the ensuing supply of candles. Ed is so happy to be useful. (also Izzy is gorgeous painted in deep purple wax)

ABA is harmful. Full Stop. Let’s be upset about the circumstances, and ecstatic this therapy is going away.

You are so powerful. You turn blank docs into whole, sweeping love stories. You make zines from single sheets of paper! You create sea creatures from balls of yarn! You build garments from thread and you can make people laugh with just an old screen grab and a few words. You make everything better💓

and somehow i am now a grandparent/father. this timeline is wild.

finally realized the hockey show y’all are talking about is the book i had to confiscate multiple times from 11yo students

me to me, making myself go on a stupid walk: saddle up bitches, it’s forced march time.

power’s been out for 9 hours and Stede is trying not to panic about the special holiday food in the fridge. Izzy puts him in the rocking chair with his weighted stuffy. He starts singing as he puts the kettle over the fire to make Stede tea.

feeling like i should write more Little! Izzy! but have also been ghosted by the muses. meh.

saw two owls on my walk tonight. and also pet a very very good floofy floof named Sam. it was a good walk.

in a bid to heal my soul, i have purchased bright green roller skates. steddyhands go rollerskating on fridays btw. Stede always wears a cute skirt and fancy kneepads.

this is all my gender goals

sharing my house after living alone is… hard. i just want to play and be little without being perceived by anyone.

When faced with prolonged distress, omegas experience a hormonal shift that causes them to act and present similar to alphas. This typically includes agressive behavior, phantom rutts, the formation of small Knotts, etc. As you can expect: Izzy, always thought he was an alpha. Until Stede.

today my trans child was forcibly discharged from the military. so that’s a thing.

also, being middle aged is pretty phenomenal actually

a nice place to rest for a while and read with your beloved 💕 #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

[repost to here hehe] Good boy, doing so well 😌

Climbing him like a very small tree

I also had to give you him without the mask because he's just too pretty. 😊

☕️📚 Some stizzy winter cuddle I made for Izzy Hands Bingo :"3 Iz, babe, you're not credible, we all know you secretly love that damn weighted blanket called Bonnet😌 (Thank you to @umulata.bsky.social , my extra silly friendo who helped me with the dialogue :B💕) #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #stedebonnet

First Mate Anatomy 101

4 hours left of August in my time zone. gonna speed write one more Izzy Hands bingo fill

i am one away from one measly bingo fml. also managed to break an index finger on Friday and typing sucks. again, fml

consuming food regularly does wonders

celebrated my first paycheck in several months by going to Costco hungry

the best part of dressing masc is dramatically unbuttoning and stripping off a shirt as soon as one gets home from work

omg I just found my prescription sunglasses that have been missing since february

gay gas station attendant just called me hon and i’ve never felt so seen

Nothing to see here, just three guys experimenting together 😌 I imagine this as Izzy's first time dealing with Bonnet's horsecock, and of course his husband is here to support him 🙂‍↕️ Made for the threesome and face sitting prompts for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social #OFMDfanart #izzyhands

how a captain does their laundry can, um, reveal a lot 👀 about them #stedepinup

i just think it’s funny that we tag Competent Stede Bonnet and not Competent Izzy Hands *and Author is an Izzy Hands Apologist but never Author is an Edward Teach Apologist *and we tag Canon Disabled for amputee Izzy but not mentally ill Ed (this is ableist af imho)

Stede just learned about “no place to wear it” parties and now Izzy’s life is a new version of hell

con o’ niel mama rose. i won’t be taking questions at this time.

trans Izzy is wearing pink lace panties and packing today

i am waiting for a phone call from HR and not knowing when they’ll call is ruining my day.

stizzy

probably my last written-on-a-ferry fic. enjoy some farmer cjizzy vegetable silliness. for miscommunication/misunderstanding archiveofourown.org/works/68870096

enjoy 3k of unbetaed peak sicko Stizzy slop! fit all my joys and my pleasures in one perfect day: archiveofourown.org/works/68846101 for prompts semi public sex, clothes sharing, and firsts.

writing underage pee porn in public is a special kind of anxiety

researching a selkie situation by watching videos of seals fucking. as one does.

just some pretty sights. tomorrow i’m getting on the ferry home, so almost time to write more horny Izzy garbage on a boat.

feral.

the “female” zucchini flower. or, Stede opening his legs for Izzy, dewy and irresistible.

established stizzy is so cute to me honestly. bickering autism husbands that love each other sm

Aha!

fuck it why not. here's my edstede daddy kink/ageplay comic from like 2023. you don't need to ask bc you know what i'm about but trans sub ed also. enjoy

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 who knew their flowers were so beautiful?