who me? pricing JC Penney photo shoots why?

Grab some tissues and enjoy the world premiere of an unreleased track from Puddles Pity Party written by our very own Tim Heidecker, featuring Harper Simon, Vic Berger IV & Tim. Get more from this episode including a performance of "America Today" from Puddles only at patreon.com/officehourslive

this is so gross

my neighbors are hearing this part really loud: Yee-haw, fuck the law, land of the free, ain't free for all Until the law ain't fucking y'all yee-haw, fuck the law

day 2.......cept he's here and they do not know it

Toni Kukoč looks like the CEO of an Italian car company

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

Weathers gonna suck this weekend cuz your girl is waddling

Banger

did we have a scheduling meeting yesterday where we set their schedule for today? yes. are they doing the jobs the OWNER told them to? no no they are not. he's gonna be pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssed, cuz this is killing payroll and i'm tired of telling them 👍

there is a WHOLE ASS DOCUMENTARY of grown men crying over OSU lying and hiding because of that doctor and good old Jim. Didn't change a fucking thing, so neither will this. Wexners name is STILL all over buildings. be so fucking for real

hi, ohio resident here. they do not care cuz its THE U, and Jim Jordan would NEVER lie!!!! sadly, i care cuz fuck THE U :)

I did one CBT change this week for myself so I got breffis. Happy Friday fellow fluffy kids

can i be honest? this gives me so much anxiety cuz whatdoyoumeanthesepeoplefoundME?

dave yost is resigning too many years after traumatizing that lil girl for me

oh the boss is M A D she made this more difficult

30 minutes, for how a clock in works today, so guess who is not surprised

EYE thought we all agreed we felt sorry for those folks, but, they needed to stay on the boat. THE FUCK YOU MEAN A PAIR OF PEOPLE ARE IN ATLANTA?!

member in January when i stressed out over that board meeting? well i watched this video, a LOT

just keep wasting tax dollars cuz your feefees are hurt GOP

I don’t think any of y’all actually hate to be the bearer of bad news, lol.

the youngest large adult childs gramma's house is right in the middle of their "buffer zone", so guess who's not letting THIS happen

took a day off of socials and it was GLORIOUS. i need to do that more often, cuz baby I didn't CARE what that orange fuckface was doing

Election Day being taco Tuesday and cinco de mayo is fantastic I’ve been awake since 3. Send the tacos

AGAIN, I took one because I’m neurospicy and we needed a baseline to make sure I DO NOT HAVE EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA

BREAKING: Congressman Johnny Olszewski (D-MD) is introducing a constitutional amendment to establish term limits for Supreme Court Justices. The ROBE Act would establish 18-year term limits for justices.

absolute banger by Jill Scott

can we get a Mothman emoji to go with Bigfoot?

just when i thought i liked maritime, the international propeller club decides to host a reception for IMX at morgan wallens bar

but i dont wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna today

The Cavaliers win Game 7 and advance to the Eastern Conference Semifinals for the 3rd straight season! They will take on the Pistons in Round 2. NBA Playoffs presented by Google

Finally a good night to be a Cleveland fan?

Chocolate chip and peanut butter chocolate chip complete

@monstershockey.bsky.social won and advanced to the next round this evening so I know you can do it Cavs

Election week starts at 4pm So far I’ve already made fudge, and am meal prepping my breakfast. Still to go: cookies and banana bread

Happy Kentucky Derby day from the aunts house

CHILDREN. THEY OPENED FIREHOSES ON CHILDREN. BECAUSE THEY WERE BLACK.

It’s snowing

thousands of colleges and universities in the US and not one of them have asked us for a commencement speech. we give you one anyway.

dam (at the lake view cemetery)

Free Comic Book Day reminder that you can download Lake Erie League issue #1 for free any day. www.neorsd.org/league

Today is also the 18th anniversary of Steiner Math airing on TNA Impact. (video from TNA on X)

Ya know what’s fun about voting in Ohio? I only trust @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social

and i'm the queen of england

That's looking just fine and dandy...

The texts to gospel songs trend is frying me

New timeline rule: if you THINK of defending whstancil.bsky.social lemme know so I can fucking block you.