You know who else had gold everywhere? The dead guys who’s files Porn Bot is protecting

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Sora posts are about to be an automatic block. I’m really sick of yall with this shit.

sherman, for the love of god!

help

he lost Jigsaw?!

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, the chaplain of the Loyola University Chicago men’s basketball team who shot to fame during the school’s Cinderella run to the Final Four in 2018, has died at the age of 106.

a new gender emerges

Apple shortcuts, all media downloader, available in routine hub. used it today

do you own an Owala water bottle? do you have chronic pain that makes it hard sometimes to hold the little loop? i emailed them for us, and asked about the newly designed lids to help us. you're welcome.

this house has been for sale for almost a year. the pricing history is fun and probably why. $300,000 for some paint? bitch pls

Am I taking an edible at fucking 8am?

woman? ✔️ Latina? ✔️ helps less fortunate? ✔️ from a country he considered a shithole? ✔️ He’s so angry right now he can’t see straight

it’s FINE I planned to cry

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Too many U.S. Attorneys have weaponized that horrifying statute for too many years. It was only a matter of time before it slipped into the arsenal of the worst political players. I won't take responsibility. That's the American way, of course.

do we have a meeting in less than 15 minutes? has she sent 20 text messages about stuff that can be discussed in the meeting?

took 10 minutes but i found out what the fuck was beeping in my house it was my printer

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

he is gonna want to invade norway soon

i have bad news for them: we all went to Michigan, because there is no perk in ohio to buying $300 ounces hope that helps Ohio!

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CNN: The judge presiding over the prosecution of Jim Comey has agreed to Comey’s request to schedule a near term trial. Comey asked for a Jan 12 trial date. The judge went with Jan 5. Comey is counting on the gov’t not being ready for trial. A good bet.

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TIL we have a streets call champagne shores Gross

The Trump family's multibillion dollar crypto fortune raises new questions about the prices of Hunter Biden's paintings.

someone should write a book about how the former DOJ failed this place but instead we wrote a book on the former presidents age when it’s doesn’t fucking matter

hi former cuyahoga county just-us center tenant, yes? hell yes

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anyway here's wonderwall

german soccer jesus

you are correct i wnt to know what happened as an alum, but, EYE also graduated with the coach who SA'd a student

"he a FAN he a FAN" at the top of my lungs? bitch yes

she started at 7:30 with stuff thats her job, thats wrong, and made it everyones fault but hers. Got it

Chat, I thought Theo Vonn was just a 25 year old redneck, not a 45 year old in a basement wtf

dig in mr mittens

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Nah

also if you wondered if i have grown as a person, i've throw the stink bugs in my office outside, not in her room. (my office is off the patio, and the sliding door stays opne for the cats hence stink bugs)

hi, he pardons her, they should start another impeachment before the clock stikes midnight. also goes for diddys gross ass

i had to delete the quote i was gonna put here, but just know, if you beat your wife and kid, have a tall glass of fuck you

Listening to Josh Hawley whine today about how his phones were tapped (they were not), it's clear that so many of these Republican shitheels think they have the right not to be investigated. There's no such right. If a legal question arises, we are all a subpeona away from records being reviewed.