Children used to worry they’d get a lump of coal in their stocking. But in this deep red Pennsylvania town, coal is exactly what the children are hoping to get

Also happy Christmas clearance shopping! Lights are $1 at Lowe’s and they have free shipping

Did you get the perfect adult couch rotting hoodie blanket? I did. Merry Christmas y’all

ONLY YULE

Just know I watched someone buy Lawsons dip for their Christmas Eve hosting gift and I was PROUD

I’m also standing 10 fucking toes down your litmus test for that orange man shoulda been his stance on the Central Park 5. That man does not care about law or facts and he TOLD YOU IN A FULL PAGE $85,000 ADVERTISEMENT IN 1989 AND DOUBLED DOWN WHILE RUNNING, twice.

Bout them files, I told y’all we needed to ask about Les Wexner. Ohio state knows what it has to do too but they wont

LOL Happy Holidays 😂 😹

I’m waiting for TikTok to find the guy who does the grinch at universals account. Waiting for the freak out when they realize he isn’t white but baby he KNOWS that movie backward and forwards he was MADE for that role

WE ALREADY VOTED FOR THIS BUT OUR GUBBERMENT IF FUCKING STUPID AND THINKS THEY KNOW BETTER. BRB GOTTA SIGN THE PETITION FOR MY MEDICINE

i am here to tell you salami chips and cheese are IT

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

logan and jake pauls momma giving advice?! on what?!

i'm SO FUCKING disappointed in King George

i know this holiday season is tough, but i promise you, the world is better with you in it. Please please just give today the chance to lead to tomorrow.

annnnnnnnnnd we start today with an emergency

I really can’t imagine who went shopping this Christmas season and thought “affordability is a scam.” My god things are expensive.

let's do one more day of work shall we?

Just a reminder, add butter to the sausage and gravy, when you add the flour

Betty Reid Soskin, who served as the country's oldest National Park Service ranger, has died at the age of 104. Soskin’s family announced her death on Facebook, saying she died peacefully at her home in Richmond, California. “She led a fully packed life and was ready to leave," the statement read.

*sets reoccurring invoice, watches it snow*

ohhhhhh bitch i am EXCITED

guys, i made a birdseed wreath and it actually seems to be working

my youngest child is dodging my calls and this means we have to fight

Good morning Bluesky, have a day! Happy Monday!

if you tell me jennie-0 turkey bacon is good, i want you arrested

My fucking god

See, that’s where we differ James. I read the Bible

Welp I’ve just updated how i destroyed my ankle thanks to this video

Got aunt Jan a haunted picture, and uncle Jim an antique level. Got myself a cast iron small cauldron and a Yule log. (Happy Yule to those of us on that side of life) Antique stores are the shit brb gotta sage

Does YOUR family have an Edmund Fitzgerald tree ornament??

Does your family have TWO Edmund Fitzgeralds for the Christmas tree?

See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...

We had Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mythbusters and Alton Brown. There was no reason for you to be stupid.

This photo, file 468, from the Epstein files that includes Donald Trump has apparently now been removed from the DOJ release. AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.

good morning

A very special fuck you to the house flying the an appeal to heaven flag. May you have the days you deserve

Oh there’s a line

my watch is gonna vibrate off my arm thanks to apple news

IT'S NO TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES TIME

If you’re doing some last-minute holiday shopping, union-made gifts and union carriers like USPS or UPS are a great way to support the workers who keep the holidays moving!

the new Knives Out is on the Flix for the weekend

Gloves, a mask, and an epi pen were used in the making of this pic

guys, when my kids moved, she took the fucking SUPER GLUE. you have no idea how fucking mad i am lol

Damn fam damn

Don Jr didnt listen at ALL

Hi Josh, I hope this cheers you up! It made me giggle a lil bit.

whats the wag the dog for the epstein files tomorrow?