redwyrm 2 months ago
Conversations with the 8yo DM:
8yo DM: Let’s play the LotR “bro” game.
Me: “The dead do not suffer the living to pass, bro!”
8yo DM: “It takes more to make a king than a broken elvish blade, bro!”
Me: “A wizard is never late, bro.”
8yo DM: “Ride for wrath, ride for ruin, for the red dawn, bro!”