The entire Uruguay World Cup team got pulled up on the side of the road and investigated by immigration. Sniffer dogs, luggage ripped open. Trump America is a global embarrassment.

Spicy front three for the Grand Prix that.

Spot what’s wrong with this picture & headline.

Finally back in London. Roll on Madrid '27...

Not like we’ve left peak Baresi at home. Thomas, you’ll do for me, bonny lad.

Burnley didn't manage a shot on target across both games against Arsenal this season. #ARSBUR

Big 49?

Man City moaning about the officials? Laughable.

Man City bought the best player from two of the three teams they have left to play during a transfer window in the middle of the season. Good process.

Peter Schmeichel racially abused Ian Wright at Highbury, we don't forget.

100% a foul but again we get the BS.

At least with the early kick off all the Liverpool fans will be back at Euston by 6pm.

It doesn’t.

Well done, Hackney! 👏🟢

20 years we've waited... see you soon Budapest! 🔴⚪️

Three wins does it 🔴⚪️

HE HAD THE BOTTLE READY THE WANKER 😭😭 Wave it now...

Shouldn’t it be a red card when there’s no attempt to play the ball?

Clear and obvious error.

“Anything else on your mind, Khaldoon?” “Well, now you come to mention it. These charges … “

Too early... ✈️🇵🇹

Roast lamb today, Lisbon tomorrow.

Britain's newspaper of record proudly doing Infowars-level content with war criminals. Everything is rosy in the garden.

Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011

Chelsea shit.

Over 15,000 civilian sites have been destroyed in Iran and 1444 people killed 30% of whom are children

We're going to Lisbon ✈️

Final has to be the minimum. Pop on those big boy pants.

Currently 21 points from the top of the table

Bald Arnold.

Starmer's red Tories taking another L.

Absolute minimum is the final.

Quite amusing how Alonso and Honda have ended up in the mud again.

Topspur.

£114 to watch the 115

Bald Arnold.

Fuck Chelsea.

Have Aston Villa bottled the title?

Giles Coren being a turd shocker.

This guy gets it.

We'll take it!

Bit of Salmon tomorrow?

To Wembley we go! 🎟️

Bore off Baldiola.

This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party. Just remember that as they continue to attack us. This is who they are. Mask is off.

This bollocks again, old Phil needs to retire.

Will Tottenham fans be celebrating Man City scoring again today?