imho & fwiw, these two areas are better than greenland. 🤷‍♂️ just opening the borders completely for these regions is worth a greenland by itself.

an amoeba to its buddies: "next time you see me it will be one to sixteen of me"

New year new me, so please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.

worm blood moon / lunar eclipse bellflower, ca, usa march, 2025

@usualdays.bsky.social haven't seen you post or interact in a while, hope you are okay

Ordered some anti-aging cream. It came in a package marked “time-sensitive.”

Just found out how expensive tug boats are. Another dream crushed.

no I am not picking my nose, I have a playable copy of doom up there

Someone's boyfreshener is wafting over here and it's objectively worse than boy.

@catspecter.bsky.social I tried to reply on twitter but it's broken atm: the bee you found is an Eastern Carpenter Bee: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern... It's larger than a bumblebee, has a black patch centered on top, and smooth abdomen (bumblebees have a furry one with easily visible segments).

i cast a spell: [wall of text] overwhelmed, you end up agreeing to my terms and conditions

if you really trust and have that sort of understanding with someone; you can confess that you struggle to discern the subgenres of dnb

Inside you there are wolves stabilizing how the rivers flow

corn salsa is a last-resort designation; too bland to be a chutney, too wet to be a salad, too substantial to be a dip

mockingbird : pecan :: me : watermelon

ramen and takis; a contemporary take on a charlie brown thanksgiving dinner

mes œufs! - panic, alarm, somebody turn down the heat! mes yeux - sultry, inviting, are you feeling warm yet?

on the chance that someone else out there could use this; i made an open source project for scripted multi-camera ( #nikon ) control ( #intervalometer ) that should be quite useful for the upcoming #eclipse github.com/meklarian/Me...

one bagpipe: loud, dissonant, selfish a dozen bagpipes: pleasant, harmonious, majestic

texan chrysalis: a giant body-sized cowboy boot for one, suitable for metamorphosis

in science fiction movies, forget about having wheels. only a select few worlds get treads. levitate, warp, or fly; that's it.

a barbershop quartet for your head: awoo ... awahh ... awOO ... doodoodoodoo-wahhhhhh

in the US it almost seems forgotten that casualties are people, deaths are people, and kills are people

the coconut oil has resolidified, so winter is now officially in season in LA

life in the time of people throwing out all the babies with the bathwater

"onion rava dosa" has a cadence compatible with "wheel of fortune"

i defend kids' right to read chunky-form books at the same time i judge the dwindling information density available on our phones

[FYP] feels more like an acronym for general disdain than personalized content

decades later, my physics teacher's rant lives on in my head: "you bought something in a cone? one-third-base-times-height! that's a scam!"

you know it's over for a luminary when they start shilling the mundane

so many people who want to respond to punches with more violent and more refined punches, thus systemically bearing even more punches

"they're using human shields!", they proclaim, and yet they still shoot through the shield.

ubiquitous los angeles driving hazards: fallen palm fronds sudden mattress box spring landscaping tools

if you think about it, the word "lurid" by itself is worth a chuckle, even sans context

feeling a new form of dismay seeing a train stop at the crossing and then start going backward- feels like this should be against the rules

concept art: "chameleon", a canvas uniformly painted in green

arbitrary partition: those who eat okra | those who do not

would i get kicked out of the pirate academy for retaining a preference for depth perception

perhaps if there were two of me, i could encounter twice as many amoeba jokes