Ella Langley is really meeting the moment.

Ella Langley is really meeting the moment.

Childers gets really intense when he sings about biting people

The walk back to my car parked at a friend's house was a lot longer than I thought. And near the end I walked my foot directly into a speed bump

A woman as she was hurried along to get closer to The Lumineers said she had my shirt and it's a cool shirt. How quickly love can sleep away

I had better hope for the weather when I bought tickets months ago

Woke up too early for a long day again

As a kid, Fat Lever was the name that I could not believe existed

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Suppose I should decide how early I should get there and who I should see

Did you know cemetery is spelled with three e's? Crazy right?

The way my bones ache when I learn people's ages

I don't know about you but traffic is pretty frustrating

Hit my funny bone and now I can't stop laughing

Saw Imagine Dragons is anagram of a worst band name if that's even possible

Pretty clueless towards the vibes

Any song that has oh yeah in the lyrics is perfect

Pretty ridiculous how much mail my parents get compared to me

It's raining! We needed this! Still raining! We needed this! Biblical floods! We needed this!

McCartney is really pushing this new album but I much rather hear him do a covers album of songs from this century

A pop up Phoebe Bridgers show apparently had a line before it was even officially announced

Love feeling my heart beat in my knee

Had a rumple minze and fireball shot. It must be election day

Voting by the yard signs

Feels good to get some sun

Pistachio butter I'm in love

Time to bandage up the knee and get a bloody mary

Good start to the morning. Watched the snl finale. Got groceries and gas. Listened to a lot of Bee Taylor songs

There's never been a better bit than throwing stuff off a roof. Dudes do rock

SG Goodman took to the stage in a riding lawnmower

Frankfort is pretty fun town of 30k

I've discovered that if there's a task of stopping by places to pick up stickers I will succeed

This is tonight and I'm going to get stickers

Feeling both young and really really old

Well ain't this sweet

Too old to be scraping knees and yet

The price of resin has risen and other thoughts from the dentist

The best bbq sauce probably isn't the one you win in trivia

Now that I've got fiber internet I'm ready to explore the world wide web.

My most washed hobby is probably napping or really enjoying eating alone at the bar becoming a regular. And I know spending mornings drinking coffee at McDonald's is in my future.

Sneezing five times in a row is how I know nature wants me dead

Matt Damon missed his calling as an auctioneer

Hanging by a Moment was my prom's theme so it's got to be in the running for definitive millennial song.

Another millennial song

The definitive millennial song is actually "Why Does it Always Rain on Me?" By Travis

In the great music vs lyrics debate I'm drawn to the way lyrics sound and not what they mean

Swung by my parents earlier to drop off the gift and they were out

Oh Tayshaun Prince looks old

What a perfect name for doc

Some Noah Kahan songs sound like he is boy Taylor Swift