Scammers are becoming SUPER sophisticated, guys. Be careful

Divine message Graphite on paper 11" x15"

Hypno hour 8.5" x 11" graphite on paper

Chew on it 26" x20" graphite and ink on paper

For the birds Graphite on paper 15" x11"

One thing I've learned about being in a band called Glurge is that apparently no one has ever heard of the word "glurge"

AITA? I didn't buy this at the Salvation Army even though it was only $24.99 😞

Today I was bummed to find out the Celeste Dupuy- Spencer died a week ago. I've admired how confrontational, emotionally intense, and overtly political her paintings are ever since I first saw them several years back

Type of shit I've been on lately

Hello my rock band GLURGE made a stop-motion music video out in the woods. You can watch it now!

YOWZA 🫨🤯🥵🤪

Tug of war 22"x30" graphite on paper Returned to Minneapolis like a week ago after being away for a month and a half and immediately drew this 🐕

I believe this painting is romantic

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain"

After giving myself some time to process my emotions, I have determined that the most logical move going forward would be to completely dismantle ICE and reassign every agent to a prison cell where their organs will be harvested as necessary. Thank you

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

One thousand ICE agents spontaneously died today in what can only be described as divine intervention. 100s exploded, while many others simply fell limp to the ground. A significant number of them were found deceased inside port-a-johns with their pants down at their ankles,

Me and @animalstressdreams.bsky.social got to meet Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin from their show Family Guy. Peter Griffin signed a picture of him that I've had in my pocket for three months

It's that time of year again when stores put out their innacurate Halloween decorations. For the last time: SNAKES👏 DO👏 NOT👏 HAVE👏 BONES👏

I made this painting for @crannyboy.bsky.social after receiving a series of visual messages from the nether world, and if you carve a turnip really good you get a chance to win it!! 🫜 🔪 🔪

This is what I say to myself every time I get on here and see all of you posting jokes and your art and whatnot

I finally finished this big old slutty painting 🐅🐅 Stage presence 58"x72" oil and acrylic on canvas

If a SINGLE major media org could do a story on NSPM-7, that’d be great !!!

Italy was on strike in solidarity with Palestinians last Monday. Hundreds of thousands demonstrated blocking roads, ports & railway stations. In Rome, many drivers found themselves stuck in traffic — & were happy about it, saluting demonstrators & condemning Israel’s genocide against Palestinians.

It would be funny if Ween reunited to drop their first new single in 17 years and it was one of the really annoying ones

Actually I am in distress but ok

I live for this shit

actually you know what... meet me at the charlie kirk statue

Circular thirst Oil on canvas 16"x20" 2025 🦟🦟🦟

Opening up Graphite on paper 11.5"x15" 2023

Love a bitch who just looms over everyone not giving a fuck

Rene Magritte-ass marketplace listing

My main job is low-key getting defunded, but I've got some other business deals coming through

Enjoy a Music Video for my band GLURGE's song "A MIRACULOUS BIRTH" starring me and @animalstressdreams.bsky.social as GLURGE

A painting from 2023 I'd like to do a bigger, better version of sometime

I apologize for my last post, which was censored due to its explicit depiction of sex. Here's a different drawing I made in 2022

A drawing from 2022

Art should be violent

DISGUSTING painting from 2023 The interloper, oil on panel 30"x60"

To thrive oil on canvas 8"x10"

Be a stiletto in a roomful of Hats

Silly little painting I did ngl

Goodbye Sex World, the world will be less sex without you 💔🫡💦

HBD @rinbcage.bsky.social you're imbued with such a brilliant spirit it makes my f'n head explode!! 🎉🎈

Fountain fight (Destroy yourselves for the rest of us) Oil on canvas 40"x48"

Feel lucky you're not dating me bc I'll regularly pull up stuff like this on my phone and be like "is this what my art looks like? 😕"

Hope everyone had a good 4/20 Easter weekend

Happy 6 years to one of my favorite tracks I've ever played on 🥲 🐰

A monoprint I made today. The color relationships kinda suck but..who cares, it was quick and it's funny !!