At least a whole half century ruined because a game show host couldn't handle a black man making fun of him.

Epic Universe candles are now available: Moonlit Whispers and Celestial Noire. Both are airy fresh scents, with Celestial Noire featuring more of a musky note. #UniversalOrlando

Omg 😍

🎨LOOKING FOR ARTISTS🎨 If you're interesting in providing a piece of art to be sold as prints, with 100% of profits benefitting The Trevor Project, please contact me for this year's event. See examples below. All prints/shipping costs covered by event. Info: orlandoparkstop.com/charity/faq/

People who choose to travel while sick are selfish.

Homemade Cheese Pizza Lunchables. 😂

Current niche internet nonsense hyper fixation: Amberlynn Reid

Not wrong. I've been to Epic four times and Pizza Moon each time 😂

Coming soon, the latest SAT SIX Artist Spotlight. Not only does this one featuring some amazing pieces that include elements of Disney and Universal (including Epic Universe) but @imaginaticandy.bsky.social also has a fully built out Halloween Horror Nights event. Brilliant work.

UPDATE: Learned there is also a Raccoon so naturally planning a couples bound for me and my partner lol

None of you are my friend because what DO YOU MEAN THERE IS A POSSUM HAT IN THE UNIVERSAL MARDI GRAS PARADE THIS YEAR

I'm normally rooting for Uni, but I really hope that Tesla project falls through.

One the best to ever do it. RIP.

**finally** booked our Uni Mardi Gras trip 🥹

The Melting Pot is lovely. Expensive, but lovely. We're almost done cleaning and then it's bed rot-entines day lol

The ARTIST SPOTLIGHT series continues with a deep dive into the work of DEREK COLLIER (aka Satisfactual Sign Company.) This is one that you are going to want to go out of your way to check out. So many incredible multi-media items that are mindblowing! touringplans.com/blog/saturda...

We're going to the Melting Pot tonight and staying home tomorrow. So, I grabbed some treats for tomorrow from Tous les Jours.

This was designed by Canva AI and you can't change my mind.

Time is fucking weird

Tw: diet culture/ed It's absolutely insane that searching "low cal, high protein vegetarian food" yielded a Reddit page called "1200isenough" as the top result. 🤬

Grumpy old Florida man continues to be annoyed with cool weather

There’s one Trump flag in my neighborhood, and every day I check if it’s still there. Today it was, but one day it will be gone

I keep reminding myself I have a Galentine's date night Friday. It's keeping me from eating a block of cheese like an apple.

Trump Sport Curse continues I see....

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me. Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?

21 years ago, I was on the field for the Paul McCartney Super Bowl Halftime Show. Pretty cool memory.

Just a reminder: People abusing the system to buy park items & resell them at insane markups ✅👍🏻🐭 But people making & delivering baked goods, charcuterie boxes, breakfast boxes, etc 🚫👎🏻📑🚔

NEW: The 2026 ARTIST SPOTLIGHT series is here and we are starting off with a deep dive into the art of @briannacherry.bsky.social Brianna has been featured in Shanghai Disneyland and on official Lorcana cards, but be prepared to be blown away by her HHN artwork! touringplans.com/blog/saturda...

Paper FastPasses

STOP HATE FUNDRAISER IS BACK JUNE 2026 Donate Now: give.thetrevorproject.org/ParkStop

Just remember that he's been the one rubber stamping all those parks decisions y'all love SOOOOOOOO much so...

Good morning. It's cold. But I'm at the laundromat because it's cheaper than buying a new pair of underwear.

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NEW: TPEI is back and looking at the big Disney and Universal news. Including: Our Long National Nightmare Being Over at Galaxy's Edge, the return of a Disney Icon, theme park social media accounts getting hacked, amazing art and MORE!! touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...

God has terrible aim

I do not want Yahoo to be my default search engine. I do not want Yahoo to be my default search engine. I do not want Yahoo to be my default search engine. I do not want Yahoo to be my default search engine. I do not want Yahoo to be my default search engine.

Darren Aranofsky has always been a fucking hack that film bros liked because his faux art house shit made them feel smart So no surprise he's on the side of AI

I've hit a wall when it comes to planning and cooking.

🚩when you put your business/fundraiser links at the bottom of a link tree

Chat, is driving to Orlando for sushi a bad idea?

Is it over yet?.....

Tag yourself. I'm the possum up in the tree avoiding the party.

look, all companies are fucking garbage... but I dunno I think I'm going to keep supporting the one that is building a theme park in the UK and not in a country that continues the rank extremely low in human rights

We all need to brush up on our strengths and practice our moves. It takes a lot of different skill sets to sustain our communities right now

How much of that first ten grand bonus that each ICE officer got do you guys think went on sports betting. Gotta be like 90% minimum right

What a dreadful year it has been.

Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America.

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.