me: okay I got this laptop so I can work from ANYWHERE wow this will be so great! also me: I guess I can move from the couch to the dining room table today...

Islands of Adventure lighthouse and a crescent Moon.

A CLIFFHANGER?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!

okay so I took a lot of bc powder.... is that why I have depression?

I am so curious as to the back end of this. Did they 'buy' the videos from the creators for a flat fee? Does watching them add a view on YT? Did they just have AI scrap YT for themed videos? If so, are they checking the content to make sure it's not batshit?

Jason Mantzoukas is that one attractive charming lovable guy who's been around for like 15 years just among the group and every success he had makes me more happy than the last. Every time I see him I am thrilled to see him

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

Still excited for the new season 🤣

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

I keep thinking about how I mentioned to my mom months ago I was thinking about going to TJ (none near me) & she gave me a 10 min lecture about how I should 'do better'. Why am I thinking about it? Oh because last night we went over for dinner & the first thing she said was "I'm not cancelling D+"

dunno but today feels like a good day to just sit in the dark under a weighted blanket & watch NOSFERATU.

I'm begging for the rapture to happen tomorrow because then all these fucking assholes will be gone & we can maybe move forward as a society.

saw this for the first time in port of entry (ioa) and it just felt too relevant to the real world.

the stripping away of the things that made Pandora engaging and gave a "real" energy isn't talked about enough. We don't have Pandora at night, the mech suit performer, interactive elements working/on, the drummers...

I wonder when Uni will formally announce the construction of this area for Freestyle Coke machines

SHIT am I going to have to fight resellers?! 😭

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#bisexualawarenessweek 🤣

Exactly this

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

nothing like trying to put 2 days of work into one in order to have a day off lol

at this point, just make it Jurassic World and let's move on.

oh bowen yang, nothing you do can make me find you funny.

What if it's the beginning of a viral ad campaign for a remake of 20k Leagues?

I've already started plotting day trips to GA/SC if, by Oct 1st, we can't get COVID vaccines in Florida

Trump when someone asked him how he was feeling post Kirk death and he responded about the ballroom construction.

no shade to those who like them, but am I the only one who feels like the baseball jersey trend at Disney just sort of HAPPENED one day? like, it feels so forced to me and every time I feel the fabric, they feel so cheap. again, this is prob just a me thing lol

I'm sorry I can't get past the fact that horrible woman told her daughter that "He's (Kirk) on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget." Like this says so much about what a shitty fucking human she is.

Reminder that if you’re still posting on Twitter then you’re monetizing this

Literally just turned on FREAKS AND GEEKS before I saw this post lol But yes, these are my three that I would absolutely be able to do a TEDTalk about in a min.

All my theme park training came to this opening weekend of the Lotte Market in Jax. 🤣 Looking forward to returning when it's not opening weekend & maybe a little more quiet.

Well shit. Now I gotta figure out how to make time for this 😭

I know there are more important things in this world... But how fucking stupid are these people that Universal hosts?! You literally started the video out with "we were invited out by Universal" It's an ad. You're posting an ad.

(see's someone post about this in TT) me: eh I don't believe it unless Alicia says it 🤣

I'm not a religious scholar, but pretty sure mr kirk wasn't a follower of the pantheon of Norse Gods....

one thing I will not do is let the same crowd who gleefully bought & wore 'Alligator Alcatraz' merch to lecture me on empathy. ESPECIALLY over my cold & indifferent reaction to a Nazi dying.

lotte market is opening near me this weekend and I am SO FUCKING EXCITED.

I have to be careful what I post on my work Insta, so I simply posted the clip of the very end of THE SOPRANOS.

Joseph Goebbels Was Practicing Politics the Right Way

I can add mine (as a certified bag holding non-rider) 1. Enjoy a drink/snack at the Burning Blade Tavern the last hour of the park being open 2. Grab a crepe &watch CineSational: A Symphonic Spectacular 3. Grab breakfast at Croissant Moon 4. Blue's Brothers/Vamos/Beat Builder at USF 5. CHARACTERS

JD Vance blew off 9/11 victims to pay respects to a Nazi.

The rewriting and painting that Nazi fuck as this smol bean sweet bb who just had some kooky opinions is just a small taste of what they are going to do when Trump finally meets the nothingness. And so many of you are falling for it.

“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die” But he thought I did. This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it. I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.

once again, the bare minimum you should aim for in life is to be good enough to not have your death celebrated.

Please hear me when I say that this man was a Nazi propagandist and fascist organizer, and must be loudly remembered as such in the coming days

Charlie Kirk also preached about how much damage empathy was doing to our society. In his honor, I'll feel none towards him.

you don't have to be nice about shitty people when they die. they wouldn't be nice about you upon your death.

What are y'all having for dinner?