Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

now that i teach i cannot express enough how much i want to read whatever a 19 year old comes up with at 2am on their roommate's vyvanse. that nonsense is worth 100000x any AI output

I think if we got Pope Bob in a room with Trump right now some pretty incredible things could happen

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

The Reichstag fires will continue until morale improves

They're teargassing people on the streets and shooting them, Chuck.

A fan favorite from my recent video is who I’m imagining this is about

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

ok we are definitely dead and in hell

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"War ravaged" - they are fishing w. donuts outside the ICE building 🍩 😂

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

Well don't I feel stupid

What the fuck?

Rest in Power

Morning walk

I’m not joking when I say that I sort of expect him to announce new medals for William Calley, Frank Barker, and Oran Henderson for carrying out and concealing the My Lai Massacre.

This is amazing. I salute these enterprising folks. And know a bunch of dudes who would totally fall for it, too, lol

Okay this is super fucking cool and kid-me is likewise thrilled

Fire Marshall reigns supreme lol

That's ALWAYS been the point of "body count" talk - age=experience. They're not looking for women who "save themselves" until they marry at 30 or whatever.

they didn't realize it was the juggalo rapture

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

jfc... I mean, good, but still

‘Star Trek’ actor returns to Iowa to support Lindsay James’ congressional run

"The Regime will find you if you put your name on a list" motherfucker they couldn't even sack Jimmy Kimmel

Oh do libs subscribe to Disney? Is that something? Turns out the Blue areas have like most of the money actually?

I am excited to announce the answer to autism! The answer is YES!

And we’d have so many more and better trains.

big if true

Honestly kind of hilarious that after 50,000 different galaxy brain ideas they tried running in one of the two major parties in a two party system and it worked,

TIL that Kash Patel is from Garden City and that explains so much.

They don't have the juice. Folks should start acting with the confidence of the majority. Because we have it.

This is amazing.

Dems advertising that they are capitulating to threats of violence is not an especially smart plan even on narrow selfpreservation concerns

A progressive candidate like @katmabu.bsky.social being manhandled by ICE on the same day 95 Democrats including @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social votes to honor Charlie Kirk tells you volumes about who is on the right side of history

Normie cishet women are some of god's bravest soldiers because they look at the stats about the the single most likely person to murder you being a husband/boyfriend and go 'still would'.

My favorite sign of the night.

The hero we need

Ask him, Hochul

Vanity Fair's hiring of Olivia Nuzzi and WaPo's firing of Karen Attiah in the same week is a bit on the nose. Deeply unsubtle times.

This is my Congressman, the guy who fell asleep at the budget vote earlier this year. This is his AI family.

you killed the moderate …now you get the extremist