I ran a combat encounter once with a “boss” actually playing his prized and very expensive grand piano when the players came into his lair I think he ended up with about half that piano embedded in him

OMFGGGGGFG

ngl pretty proud of this spyderco delica - fine silver, 24k gold, tsavorite, diamonds

I’m gonna go back in time and beat up Ray Kurzweil

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

whaaaaaaat

I have eaten many, many meals off a tray just like this, on a mess deck just like this. This shit is horrifying. This is not a sign of a functioning supply chain, and just consult your nearest history book for how well THAT’S worked out. Ew. EW! what the fuck is it even

Watching the guy who wrote Neuromancer casually sharing AI slop imagery is…really something

I think this is the first time I’ve heard him speak. This is the guy Substack had to have for their circle-jerk event?

delightful thread

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

yeeaaah buddy

I hate living through Thatcher's twelfth term.

YOU - No, I want to get off now. I like pain and burning light and wanting things from people who don't want to give them to me.

My least favorite sort of gym person at the moment are the ones who flit around doing a half-dozen reps on one machine, move to another, repeat - then get mad at you when you need to use one of those machines “Hey I just have two sets left on that one” These dudes never wipe down machines either

Top ten of all time here

oh no

They put a warning label on rap albums.

Alex Jones in particular has done this several times throughout his career, I don’t know how this inciting little shitgibbon keeps getting an audience

the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.

I am not now nor have I ever been associated with Gavrilo Princip. Furthermore, the vicious rumors that I’m one of the They Live aliens are baseless slander and need to stop immediately. I can assure you we’ve banned sunglasses at this press gaggle for unrelated reasons.

If you only go down one rabbit hole today it should be this one

How about a penguin in these trying times? Specifically, a macaroni penguin wizard (with a wizard's hat!) casting a spell. I love the wild range of ideas that people send in for artist proof sketches. It makes the whole thing so much fun.

My favourite unlikely theory about the marvel universe is that Galactus is actually Reed Richards. I'll admit, that's a big stretch.

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

I really thought she was gonna be the last attorney who thought they were getting paid by the guy somewhat famous for a) sex crimes against children and b) not paying anyone

they’ve gone and done it again

War. War never changes.

This has me thinking about what move I’d use on someone in tree pose. I’m thinking the spinning downward fire kick from Ong Bak, targeting the kneecap of the raised leg, transferring power through their tibia and into the knee of the supporting leg

Hey US Air Force targeting analyst, if they’re saying “find me all the desalination plants“ that’s a big old illegal order and war crime target and you don’t want no part of that

oooooof my heart

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

cathedrals everywhere

is that good

My favorite part of any Ip Man movie is when he gets in close and mashes X

When are they gonna do something that IS for the faint hearted? I've been waiting so long.

Drop some BEACHES

cathedrals everywhere

Himesh Patel will star alongside Danielle Deadwyler in Ryan Coogler's THE X-FILES reboot for Hulu. Two highly decorated but vastly different FBI agents form an unlikely bond when they are assigned to a long-shuttered division devoted to cases involving unexplained phenomena.

I’m a Caspian Sea Monster man myself

👇👇👇

I would watch every single episode of this

this is it. my seventh level of Hell.

If you start from "should I feel guilty about supporting JKR?" I can kinda see how the issue might look muddy and complicated. If you start from "what does affirmative support for trans people look like" the answer is crystal clear.

Gorgeous

cybertruck could NEVER

son of a bitch Somewhere there’s a network tech tearing their hair out chasing packet loss that doesn’t make sense across one of these Friggin sneaky. Most IT techs probably wouldn’t notice