Wearing my Star Wars necklace today. Me: There's a TIE fighter in my cleavage. Husband: Trench run?

A good measure of how crazy things have gotten is if you pretend we're in a Star Wars movie and then imagine how long the opening crawl would have to be for an audience of people from 2025 to be caught up

Just woke up from a dream where I was running around desperately trying to find a drink of water but my brother's family was visiting and they had used all the clean glasses and my mouth was so dry it felt like sandpaper and... ... I was sleeping with my mouth open. Thanks for telling me, brain.

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Every so often (okay, daily) a cold glop of dread fills my esophagus as I think about everything getting more expensive and the world getting hotter and the ghouls in Washington starting more wars and chatGPT rotting kids' brains and then I have to shake myself and go back to making instant noodles

Got a big kick out of Mando and Grogu. It was a lot of fun, and some of it was beautiful.

Sassy bad guy, whaddya want to say Before my friend blows your lights away? Cuz pretty soon you'll literally be trippin'.

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After careful consideration, Ive decided I’m just not built to be so well informed about so many people I dislike so intensely

So my daughter drew this for my Mother's Day present. A little Sanrio/Bad Lip Reading mashup from a woman who's into Cinnamoroll to a woman who's obsessed with Wedge Antilles. No one ever sees what I post here, so I'm tagging a couple people who might like it in comments. It's too cute to miss.

"You'll find that I'm full of surprises" is pretty good considering that it is probably Luke's very first time talking shit to someone.

Happy Star Wars Day! Be like Luke. Hug a princess, skritch a Wookiee, be kind to droids, stand by your friends. And may the Force be with you!

We have squirrels in our yard who attack our feeder. When the first showed up I called him Buster. He was followed by Bustette and Lil' Bust a Move. Today a little chonky guy joined the family. Bust a Gut.

Potty training my 2-year-old.

Why is this so hard to understand?

The only time they take the silver spoons out of their mouths is to dig holes to throw the rest of us into

Few know this, but Sisyphus' boulder was constructed of compacted, clean but unfolded laundry

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I love me a tweedy Scotsman! @natgeotv.bsky.social

Silverton, Oregon’s No Kings rally. 👎🏼 👑

I have friends everywhere. @starwarsexplained.com

This tremendous version of Toto's “Africa” uses all of the continent's nation names (pronounced correctly!) instead of the actual lyrics. You're Ghana listen to it on repeat! youtu.be/nhmdDjatyRY?...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤩

Yesterday we lost our Joey, aka Joseph, aka Josephus Beefus Boofus Butt (Archbishop of Canterbury), aka Meester Joe. He had a nearly 19-year run and was attacking dogs as recently as a few months ago. I hope he's somewhere hunting moths and slurping up squishy treats.

My timeline is entirely Wedge Antilles today and I am so here for it. @chriskempshall.bsky.social @michaelastackpole.bsky.social

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

Performing Carmina Burana today and tomorrow. Full orchestra and about 140 voices. Truly a bucket list experience. I am sooooo stoked.

New protest hat just dropped.

Happy Valentine's Day!

I’m a little surprised the USA isn’t doing better in the Winter Olympics after spending the last year proving how great they are at going downhill

Age verification? I typed my college papers on my own personal electric typewriter.

this is who runs this account

Fuck this country.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: J. R. R. Tolkien C. S. Lewis 20th Century English Drama Judaism, Islam, and Christianity The History of Civilization

Starting off the new year with a new doctor and new insurance. She ordered the relevant tests BEFORE my appt and refilled all my prescriptions. (My old doctor: "how can I order tests before I see you?" "You've been seeing me for years and have my records?") I am absurdly hopeful.

Bruce Springsteen's new song is dedicated to the people of Minneapolis. And maybe it's just me, but I got choked up listening. (“Streets of Minneapolis,” describes “a city aflame fought fire and ice ‘neath an occupier’s boots.”) youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...

Reports indicate that ICE is withdrawing from Minnesota. Insiders tell us the agency was forced to retreat after Gregory Bovino was carried away by a small hawk that mistook him for a chihuahua.

It took five winters and new house doors to figure out that the reason my feet are always cold here is because the crawlspace under the floor has crappy insulation. But here are my hand-knitted, hand-embroidered, rebellious slippers.

When I say I'm tired I don't mean I need sleep, I mean my jaw has been clenched since 2001 and every time I look at my phone I understand less about a world I used to know and I am TIRED

Tell me your pet's name in a Gif.

Share a television show that raised you:

Willamette baby! And you'd better pronounce it right. But I grew up on the Humboldt. Which is easy to pronounce but hard to spell.

Just saw Hamnet. An absolute wonder. Rarely have I seen a movie this beautiful, and I haven't cried this way over a movie since I was twenty. Devastating and completely satisfying.

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

I can live with that!

How I'm walking out of 2025 🖤

May the Festive be with you!

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

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