I literally just hate Republicans. I don’t have any other politics.

Democrats just flipped Pearland, Texas. Quentin Wiltz has defeated Republican Tony Carbone in the mayoral race — turning a red seat blue.

I guess I was too subtle earlier. Read the below, and then reflect on how one year later, he joined the marines to fight in Iraq, had a 16-year career as a soldier and then as a mercenary, reported he loved it, and then reconverted to leftism. I'm sorry! That's a red flag! It just is!

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

We all know that deep down, Melania knows that Jimmy Kimmel is correct.

pink floyd cover band called twink foid

We must carry His spirit. It is time

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.

the word " yolo " .... i will never say such shit

This is No Kings, two miles away from Mar-a-Lago in West Palm Beach. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙌💪👏✊️👇

The Killers: ‘he doesn’t look a thing like Beavis, but he talks like a Butt-head’

So the Republican strategy is to hope that people believe the party that doesn’t control the presidency, senate, house, or supreme court is responsible for government dysfunction?

Sarah Huckabeast: “I was removed from The Croissanterie in Little Rock. They accused me of wearing their tablecloths. That’s a blatant lie. I swiped this one from Pizza Hut.”

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

This article in the new @harpers.bsky.social is CHILLING.

You fought like hell, Kat. So proud of you. 👊🏾 @katmabu.bsky.social

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

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The Black Dahlia Murder album ranking 1. Nocturnal 2. Everblack 3. Nightbringers 4. Ritual 5. Verminous 6. Miasma 7. Servitude 8. Abysmal 9. Unhallowed 10. Deflorate

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

The Acacia Strain album ranking 1. Wormwood 2. Continent 3. The Dead Walk 4. Slow Decay 5. You Are Safe From God Here 6. Gravebloom 7. Coma Witch 8. Step Into The Light 9. Death Is The Only Mortal 10. It Comes In Waves 11. Failure Will Follow 12. 3750 13. And life is very long

They don’t have an end game.

BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ removed this photo from the Epstein Files. EFTA01230639. Note that this is undeniably Trump’s commerce secretary Howard Lutnick on Epstein Island. Also Lutnick testified under oath that he only went to Epstein Island with his wife and his kids. This is a bunch of men.

If another country suspects that Americans have drugs on their boat are they allowed to blow it up and kill everyone too, or are only we allowed to do that?

You would think when you get busted pulling a stunt like going to Italy for the Olympics on the taxpayer dime you would keep a low profile about it. But that’s now how Kash rolls.

What’s the ETA for the patriotic tourists to visit the Supreme Court?

it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology

True freaking story!!

Joe Rogan is completely flipping out over the recent Epstein files disclosures. He told his listeners those documents "scare the shit out of me" and are "definitely not a hoax." “Literally demonic human beings that are running the world and don’t give a fuck about human lives,” he added.

Rep. Neal Dunn (R-Fla.) declined to comment today on reports that he may soon announce his resignation from Congress before completing his term. If he does step down, Republicans will lose their narrow majority in the House. 🤞

The reality - as the government is purchasing warehouses to store humans in - is that they’ve created hundreds, maybe thousands of prisons in Minnesota already. Peaceful, hardworking families are in hiding and haven’t set foot outside in 6 weeks. What would you call that? Let. Them. Out.

Jamie Raskin said he reviewed an email sent from Epstein to co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell that was a forwarded conversation between Epstein’s lawyers and lawyers for Donald Trump. The DOJ (illegally) redacted Trump's name in the public files. What else are they hiding?

Now we learn from Reps of both parties who saw the unredacted Epstein files today that Trump, Bondi, & Blanche are covering up the absolute worst things in the Epstein files to protect the wealthy, powerful and politically connected. DOJ is being run by criminal co-conspirators.

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities: Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

bro built like a goomba

“BRB, Mr. President. I’m off to mock people’s appearances on the internet.” — Steven Cheung “Good thinking, Oddjob.” — Senile Satan

“I saw a man that was retreating,” GOP Sen. Rand Paul says of the video he saw of Alex Pretti, shot and killed by federal immigration officers. He has scheduled a Congressional hearing on the matter.

people get to a level of religious that make them sound completely detached from reality and insane it’s kind of terrifying

People keep saying "Getting arrested is bad, actually" and while I'd certainly prefer not to be, the administration's entire strategy is built around the idea that I will live in fear of it, and shape my behavior to avoid it, and cry in shame if I am. That is how THEY CONTROL YOU.

Wow! Thanks to everyone who pitched in Alex Pretti’s GoFundMe it has surpassed $1.3 million. Huge thanks to Keith Edwards for organizing.

Rapid responders still out there, tracking ICE. In spite of everything, even now. Heroes

It has been confirmed that Alex was a lawful gun owner and did not threaten ICE with a weapon. Early video reports indicate the weapon was taken by ICE and shots were then fired to execute him.

wtf! Start now if you haven’t already! Train, buy guns, become proficient with them! Learn self defense!!! Become a warrior!!!!! This isn’t ending because of elections! We will have to be ready!

🤣😂 The Department of Justice just got shut down in California. Thursday, a federal judge tossed out their lawsuit seeking detailed records on 23 million registered voters, ruling that the government’s demand for such private data was "unprecedented and illegal."