IT'S HIM AGAIN—

no one's posted Peter Griffin Family Guy SOPHIE Immaterial on here so

My husband just asked me "How does it feel to be a tag on Gelbooru?" Not the best pickup line he's ever hit me with but I'll accept it

Guy on the bed giving a thumbs down like an emperor at the coliseum and the guy in the toilet tube is immediately slurped away like a pneumatic capsule at the bank

of course i'm talking about her

Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.

君の本当の顔は…どんな…顔？

Lammy Blows It (repost)

first Pride Month without charlie kirk

This has been on my mind for like a year

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Craziest slander I could give the man

Some of y'all

When I recorded this line I was still in the closet. Recording this line actually helped me realize I should come out. So thanks Ushikoshi and @spikechunsoftinc.bsky.social

In a couple decades we’re gonna get an autobiography like “Being The Rizzler: 0 Booms”

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow" Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

Yuki Kashirome's Fired? But I Maintain All the Software workplace comedy drama light novel series will be a TV anime!

the backrooms... 2!

#dante #dmc

In an effort to ape the popularity of manga, they're importing the concept of being let down by a pop-up cafe event.

Happy pride!

oh god ztd is next.

there's nothing super about misogyny based off of this post by @wlwsanji on twitter: x.com/wlwsanji/sta...

Pride

999 and vlr in an "i cant believe it ended like that" contest but ill be real kitten both of them make my ass itch

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 1,1962

in the vlr endgame this game is really funny to play in the year of our lord 2026

Ho ho! This calls for celebration! Allow me to open a bottle of my finest. My finest:

Preview of my upcoming Touhou arrangement album: RESONANCE IN BLUE The album will be releasing on May 30th 2026 for free on Bandcamp. See the crossfade with the full 16 song tracklist on youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q0icihw4ZA #chiptune #LSDj #東方Project

428: Shibuya Scramble is $7.49 on US PSN buff.ly/s5tZSAR

WEIRD COCK

GIRLS ARE ALWAYS SAYING THIS #trailsfromJordan

i get scared when i remember its been a minute since anyones biten me. i need to reconnect with oomfs for dumb bits soon

tohsaka rin

white people be like "I'm not stinky boy anymore check out my new bit" and it's fucking KIRKAMIN NETENJAKU

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

papashan always keeping it real

honestly thought using romaine would have sucked but i suppose it is the crunch thats valued