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The jester has entered the court

Honest mistake

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Dinner of Champions

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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

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One more art for this year! I just discovered they still make those duck umbrellas 🦆 🌂

Effing DONE

sometimes i still get good youtube recommendations

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 25,1952

Inspiring the youth

Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower

Biggest glasses known to man 1/2

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I don't think I remember this episode of Scooby-Doo

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I thought all of you people learned to make bread during the pandemic so why are you panic buying so much bread?

Whimsy

Happy birthday Bob! This great ape is 20 today 🦧 Bob is known throughout the Oregon Zoo for his unique bond with 3-year-old Jolene. Though male orangutans typically don't play much of a role in parenting, Bob is an active father who can often be seen playing with and caring for his daughter 💕

Had to share my new #DeathStranding tattoo here, too. Thank you @hideokojimaen.bsky.social @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp for inspiring me. Keep on keeping on. <3

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Aww so cute!! Thank you so much 🥹

"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people