Hobbies Are Too Expensive !

I think President Trump is brave to shut down the government instead of releasing the Epstein files

Bobby Hill fucks, I’m so happy for him

Here's a version that was archived. archive.org/details/60-m...

“God save the Queen!” yeah! hell yeah! “The fascist regime!” now wait just one minute mister

Very interesting www.cooldickshoes.com

Becoming a huge Mets fan #lgm

me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

No fucking way

April Fools day …… or as I call it Amateur Night….,

Att thee jouste, watcheing with mine wyfe, thinking, that I coulde receive pleafure from her fine hand with none the wiser, I cut a low hole into mine box of puffed bread, only for her to reach in and, not knowing, pluck mine penif from its base like a turnip, and bite it, taking from me my penif

the cool thing about getting eaten by a jurassic park dinosaur is that you’d get to be turned into a new kind of poop that’s never existed before

This is my impression of Grogu walking

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

is she...you know...*crab claw motion* stupid and from Maryland

Drone?

Drone?

Drone?

Drone?

Public Coast Brewery in Cannon Beach Oregon has the best hazy ipa I’ve ever had. Dank but not bitter and balanced malts. Goddamn awesome

Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.

Every recipe website is named something like “Baby, baby, I’m Bakin’ by the Ocean” and you have to read six paragraphs about the author’s fertility issues before you can peel a potato

Is that bad?

Google thinks Drew Barrymore is in Schindler’s List

April Fools day …… or as I call it Amateur Night….,

My holiday tradition is putting a decoy box out for porch thieves, containing a bag of dirt labeled “puto”