“...I had a feeling the Fastest Mouse in all of Mexico would show up, sooner or later.”

ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀꜱᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇxɪᴄᴏ

“...Who?”

“That ape buffoon eating hard blocks? It’s more ludicrous than anything Pinky pulled in the past.”

"This is Cartoon Network."

ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ʀᴇꜰʟᴇᴄᴛ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ'ꜱ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

“No. I refuse to watch that putrid animated slop alongside Velma.”

"Erm... What's up Doc!" Bugs Bunny winds up the Bluesky!

“I’m sorry. You have a NEW Final Destination movie?”

“Let’s say... someone who isn’t a complete buffoon, stuck on getting beat up by three little girls 24/7. I know who are you, Mojo. I’ve seen some episodes from the 1998 series, and it amuses me that you constantly fail when your plans don't go your way.”

“Oh GREAT. The green simian is here, ready to fail from his diabolical evil plans.”

Temp. Pinned until I feel like making an actual pinned post.

𝐒𝐞𝐞? 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭!

“Neither Warner Bros. or Disney are worth mentioning. WB, on the other hand...”

“Don’t you have someone to annoy? Also, say hi to your brother of yours for me.”

@d1vadynam1te.bsky.social “Your very existence makes myself wish Pinky was with me.”

Good riddance, I suppose.

“So the child of the Boy Genius is here...”

“The insufferable duck. Why am I not surprised...”

Temp. Pinned until I feel like making an actual pinned post.

Judging the reader unamused.

ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ

─ 「Katana wielding rabbit: ↷     ❛A warrior must fight.❜ ↝Story focus ↝Bisexual ↝NSFW and SFW themes ↝ #tmntrp #mvrp ↝Open to plot ↝Literate, matches length    ↝↻ +  ♡

“Ew. Too many cats.”

“I wouldn't... call Warner Bros. your friend.”

“Nickelodeon...”

“No. It was a nail in the coffin. You, Zaslav, AND that woman are more than enough to hate you even more.”

“Yes. Yes, it is. Because your foolishness never stops to amuse me. Using the image of me and Pinky in that accursed show is signs of thin ice you’re on.”

"Another day, another migraine... Ah ha, migraine." Squidward (Semi-Self Interpretation) RP / Parody Account!! LEWD / ZOO / PEDO / PROSHIP / ETC DNI Ran by @boxboi.bsky.social

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘆: 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱!