❝Oh... Never mind, then...❞

❝They don’t mean it... Right?❞

❝...They still do that?❞

❝Even my own brother wouldn’t understand, so that checks out.❞

❝Yeah! And their taunting shouldn’t rile you up. It’s better if you simply ignore those jerks being mean to you for having a friend you have that they can’t comprehend.❞

❝Don’t let them get to you for having an Imaginary Friend. To me, it sounds like they’re jealous in my point of view.❞

❝...You know it’s safe with me if you told me how many Imaginary Friends you encountered. I just happen to encounter new ones whenever I visit Madam Foster’s place to see Bloo. Be honest, Bubbles. Did you meet other Imaginary Friends besides the obvious ones I’m with all the time?❞

❝I said you have a strong FONDNESS for Imaginary Friends, not HAVE one. You know, an affection or liking?❞

❝And you still have a strong fondness for Imaginary Friends, too. You and Eduardo would go well together as friends, seeing the two of you speak Latin Spanish!❞

❝Yeah, it's been a while because I used to think you three changed, but the photo Blossom showed me is proof enough.❞

“I wanna have my own anime series!”

❝Yes, you! Don’t worry, I met Blossom a while back when she showed me the image of her, you, and Buttercup.❞

❝I was referring to Bubbles, but you’re close.❞

❝Is that one of the Powerpuffs?❞

temp pin. sorta.

“Here! Another flying car to show proof!” ...Bloo, you do REALIZE you’ve stolen another one.

Scoffed. “How COULD YOU?! I WORKED HARD ON TRYING TO PROVE FLYING CARS ARE REAL!”

“WHAT?!”

“F-fine! You want to see a flying car? Here is my proof!”

“Uh. I’ll be back!”

“I did it! I FINALLY INVENTED A FLYING CAR! I WON THE BET!”

“Um. Uh...”

“BET!”

“I- I’LL SHOW YOU! I’LL PROVE FLYING CARS ARE REAL!”

❝Can someone wake Bloo up? The brainrot has gotten him.❞

“WHAT?! How DARE you say that!?”

“A new language I made up.”

...Heh heh...

L.

THE RIZZITY RIZZ HAS EXPANDED THEIR SIGMA POWERS ON OHIO!

❝Bloo did not just spout out brainrot language. Did he?❞

Skibidi-Doo-Dah Rizzmaster.

“HAH. I TOLD YOU LOT THE MOON IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE!”

“AW YEAH! Guess who’s debuting in the Hot Ones? MEEEEEEEEEEE~!”

...

“Still, WHAT DOES DISNEY HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ME THAT THEY DON’T WANT TO BUY ME?!”

“Yeah, yeah. You know those guys won’t stop spamming those GO! iterations of the superheroes in everything they touch in their eyes... I’m getting SICK of it!”

“WHY ISN’T DISNEY BUYING ME?”

❝No one is here at Foster’s, [reader]. You know what this means?!❞

“WHY ISN’T ANYONE BUYING ME, MY RIGHTS, AND MY LICENSE?!”

❝Why... am I seeing Bloo asking for a gun?❞

“GIMME! ...Won’t you?”

“Is that- IS THAT A- Wait, what’s he holding?”

“You got it all wrong! Oreo goes well with soda. I guarantee you it’s pure facts.”

“IT’S NOT FAIR! I WANNA GET BOUGHT OUT BY DISNEY!”

❝Yeah.❞

❝What can I say? She is hyperactive. Because of her ability to create an infinite amount of imaginary friends she can think of, Foster’s attracted a lot of people to adopt them, all thanks to Goo.❞

❝You did? That’s great!❞