"Dat's Dee Dee chill ya cap duck."

"Jeez... I gots ta' get out more."

"Oh not these dorks again..."

"What's up Doc?"

[He's storming towards the computer to make Crisis on infinite earth's NON CANON.]

"Y'KNOW WHAT." [Bugs stormed off.] "TIME TO REBOOT."

@parodywbshield.bsky.social "Why... DA HELL DO YOU MORONS WANT EVERYONE... TO COLLABORATE WITH DA DAMN TEEN TITANS!"

"Everythin' ages poorly Doc..." [He'd shrug.] "Jus' da way a life."

"Jus' tell em its a tax write off doc... Works every other time."

"The Heck's an #UNMEI...?" [Bugs shrugged] "Eh whateva... Suppose I'll give all dis hero business a shot!" BUGS BUNNY HAS JOINED #UNMEI!

"Daffy Da Duck...? Don't tell me your in that Duck dodgers phase again..."

"Daffy dats clearly you..."

"What the hell are you doin' Doc...?"

"Nah dey remade it in like 2017 and made the titans complete idiots and made Robin teach em about Taxes... and the Metric System and stuff felt dumb if ya ask me."

"Right call dere Doc... They can't even make a good Titans show."

"Eh dat's true..." [He'd take another bite of his carrot] "What's up Doc."

"Good Move Pooch... If it was me I'd have dropped one of Acme's anvils."

OMEGA Trigger Warning for a disgusting human This is honestly so sad to hear... I beg that your friend and their new partner are much better then the piece of shit who did this I beg he rots for it but as you said the UK are just pigs and as a fellow Brit I agree.

"Been Better but... eh what can you do eh Doc?"

"Morning to you too Scoobs..."

"Good... Now then let's do some catch up!"

[Bugs just right hooked Daffy] "We don't talk about dat."

"Eh it's all right ma'am!" [He'd laugh] "Whenever the worst comes for me... I just throw a mallet at it."

"I'm still gonna call ya Pinky... Rolls off da tongue better." [Bugs laughed] "How can yous die don't you guys have rings?"

"Yous is looking Bugs Bunny in da eyes and think it's a mental illness! Yeesh... I know people don't like me but dang."

"Oh... Dat ain't so bad!" [Bugs began laughing]

"Anotha' one of Sega's kids i see..." [Bugs shook himself] "Why so glum Pinky?"

"SAY IT OR I'M HAVING PEKING DUCK FOR DINNAH!"

"Now ain't dis precious... You got a nice smile ma'am!" [Bugs took a picture and handed it to her]

"Say it again I dare ya." [He pulled out a carrot and ate it while death staring Daffy]

"What was that Daffy." [Bugs appeared behind him clenching his fists]

"Jeez... Someone's had da night terrors." [Bugs was just stood infront of the ghost eating a carrot.]

"Fairs... I ain't gonna blame ya purple dude!" [He'd then jump into a hole he dug and went off]

"Why'd you give dat idiot a game anyway? He can't even speak English!"

OMEGA

"Fine... Where is dat idiot anyway?" [Bugs looked around]

"Welp sorry to break it to's ya Doc... I ain't the Bugs you know!" [He'd pat Scoob's back]

"Eh I get dat along Doc..." [Bugs pulled a carrot out of his ear and nibbled it] "I's may be life sized but I'm also an icon!"

"I don't wear a dress?" [He'd look at the camera] "Atleast not on weekdays!" [Laugh Track] "And Magenta Eyes...? Last time I tried contact lenses Gonzales had to use pliers to get em out!"

"Well they's got the brain of a can of tuna but they own us so..."

"Nope! And I ain't tryna... What am I his mama?" [Bugs snickered] "Where's even are we?"

"It's on da tip'a my tongue..." [His tongue literally rolled out of his mouth and a little bugs was screaming the word 'Oswald ' at him] "Oh! Yous is Oswald Da Lucky Wabbit!"

"Hola ta you too Gonzales!"

"Ain't that a treat!" [Bugs took a bit of his carrot] "How's ya been Aunt Slappy!"

"Jeez..." [Bugs then just dumped a pile of money in front of Warner and started counting it] "Imma count all dis while ya workin'"

"Yous is a jokester I tell ya scooby!" [Bugs laughed] "And Assassins Creed is some Ubisoft thing they made about Italians..."

"Course we are! You fink this is all cheese cowpoke!"

"Oh Jeez... That sorta sucks actually."

"A fellow wabbit huh?" [Bugs began smoking a fucking carrot] "Ain't that somethin'!"