“...Isn’t that a free win for the spiky orange-haired guy?”

@looniestduck.bsky.social 💭...Do I even need to say it for Daffy? He's a total nutcase with a capital N, doesn't know what's happening half the time and...I could go on and on about this guy...

“At least I didn't have a random crossover with Family Guy or whatever that unfunny show was.”

“...Kinda? It’s been while I played as Duck Dodgers.”

“While as Duck Dodgers...?”

“Because I didn’t make it to Multiversus, I’m going to Fortnite with Bugsy Boy and Lola, so kiss my [WOO-HOO], Tony Huynh. Both you and PLAYER FIRST GAMES CAN SUCK IT FOR NOT ADDING ME IN YOUR WB SMASH BROS CLONE!”

FORTNITE X LOONEY TUNES COMING SOON! - Bugs Bunny - Lola Bunny - Daffy Duck

“I had a Batman outfit once. Never used it because Warner Bros. didn’t bother to make toy merchandise out of it.”

“...That explains the uprising surge of innuendos nowadays.”

“And this is supposed to help me realize, because...?”

“...How the heck did she get the Catwoman outfit of her size?”

Is the ‘Wily Castle’ the next Miami, Florida?

“...So what I’m seeing is... Calamari from outer space.”

“....Who?”

“No, it’s a city Bugsy-boy and I were supposed to visit.”

I can’t believe you chums, outside a few people, know what Miami, Florida is.

“...You don’t know what Miami, Florida is?”

“...Wow, isn’t that messed up.”

“Nuh-uh.”

“I’m not a Ducklett?”

“Hey, [reader]. I’m in your home world, so I wanted to confirm something: is this Miami, Florida?”

“NO?!”

“Because.”

“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!”

𝐊𝐄𝐘 WE GETTING ENGAGED IN THE BIG 25 BAYBEEEEEE!!!!

Annoying the reader in the morning already.

“...Wow. That's messed up.”

“...I beg your pardon? It’s Dumas.”

“WHAT?!”

“Uh, yeah?”

“Renaming Christmas to Daffymas.”

“...You’re starting to realize you were on the naughty list for this? Sheesh. Couldn’t be me nor Walt Disney to ruin your reputation, Fauntleroy.”

Alright Time for the big question Do I own Disney? If I do, does that mean I own Fauntleroy and his white duck kin?

What?!

>Watching Morbius by hogging the reader’s TV all to himself.

Morbin’ As in... Never mind.

It’s Morbin’ Time.

𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗻’ 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 ! [ Independent Portrayal of Jason Lee Scott from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers ( Boom! Studios ) comes with Zyuranger Headcanons . ]

Why is a cat arguing with grandma squirrel here?

“Sometimes... Conspiracies can lead to the truth. Look at Fauntleroy here, once serving the enemy side in some propaganda cartoon, for example.”

Why tha- WIAT A MINUTE.

WHAT.

Since when did the Miku character said Fortnite Door?

“I checked. And I don’t recall Duck Season being on the menu. Unless we’re talking about that bum Donald.

“...Forget that I asked-”

“...MPreg?”