@evilgreenape.bsky.social Honestly i feel bad that you gotta deal with the powerpuff girls i mean seriously you don't deserve what you've been dealt man... You're cool.

“...What do you want?”

“IF NOT TURNING GOOD, THEN MY HOBBIES ARE A THING TO ME, MOJO JOJO.”

“Which it will never happen.”

“Of what?”

“U-urgh...” Speechless.

“BEING A NORMAL CITIZEN, IN WHICH I DON’T FEEL LIKE COMMITTING CRIMES.”

“LIES. LIES. ALL LIES.”

“I’m not giving the full details.”

“Read the newspaper.”

WHAT?!

“Definitely NOT?!”

Correction: APE.

“Nope. Not in a million years.”

“...Do I know you?”

“EXACTLY.”

“Oh yeah? Tell me the last time I WASN’T plotting to take over Townsville.”

“Yes. And I keep getting oppressed.”

>Biggest Jerks in all of Townsville “Is this you three?”

ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ

“Honestly, Mojo could care less of this Ganondorf.”

.... “Who?”

APE. NOT MONKEY.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

“Ooh, wow. You have a ’big’ mouthful of teeth, I’m scared. Is that supposed to threaten Mojo?”

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

“APE, YOU STUPID DORITOS CHIP REJECT!”

WHO ARE YOU, AND HOW DID YOU ENTER INTO THE EVIL LAIR OF MOJO JOJO?!

“WHAT?!”

“FIRE!”

“Am I supposed to feel threatened by your threats?”

RIGGED.

“Who are you?”

SHUSH. I could care less what wedding it is.

Ambushing the wedding.

“....Touché comeback.”

─── 𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

“What. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO LOOK AT MY STUFF?!”