....

“Probably. But Mojo has a feeling they’ll play his verse like a fiddle a third time.”

“Also, that little boy Ben SHOULD’VE WON his fight against the Green Lantern! HOW DID THEY MESS IT UP?!”

“Knowing THEM, they’ll find an excuse to make you win, so says Mojo.”

>Is a Marvel Rivals player.

.

“Make it 20 minutes.”

“AT LEAST WAIT?!”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I WASN’T PLOTTING SOMETHING EVIL. Yet.”

“...So. Who’s going to see the human who beats me up lose in the upcoming Battle of Deaths simulation next month?”

“WE DON’T SPEAK OF THIS. FIRST BUTTERCUP, AND NOW YOU!!”

“...Ugh. Mojo had a feeling one of them wore the Wonder Woman outfit. And I thought Blossom was the only WW fangirl to never shush herself up.”

“...What is that Mojo is seeing?”

“Wow. It’s the new year, and everyone started to make innuendos in the middle of January. So says Mojo.”

“What is a sheep doing in my lair? SHOO!”

“Mojo... HAS NOTHING TO TAKE OVER.”

NO, YOU ARE. WHICH IS TO SAY YOU CLAIM YOU OWN THE NORTH POLE OF WHICH YOU DON’T BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR ETERNITY.

No, MOJO IS TAKING OVER.

“...I’m taking over this North Pole right here.”

>Has a metallic Christmas Tree in his lair.

“Better than having to cover a popular song by a duo music only to ask for a random DMCA takedown by the Apple of Japan.”

“Gee. Imagine having a song parody based on a popular one getting taken down by someone else all because you mentioned their name. Couldn’t be Mojo.”

“Great... What is it you fools are doing while I, Mojo, was busy in his lair?”

Ew. The owner of the castle is here.

“No.”

“YOU FOOL! I ALREADY CALLED FIRST ON GETTING MY HANDS OF THIS CASTLE, WHICH IS TO SAY IT SHALL BE A PROPERTY OF MOJO JOJO.”

ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ. ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴꜱʟᴀᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜɪꜱᴇ. ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ’ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ. ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴠᴇ. ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋʏ. ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ. ᴇᴠɪʟ. ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ. ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇꜱ ɪɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ. (ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ/ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ) (ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ)

I’m taking over China.

𝐒𝐞𝐞? 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭!

THAT’S BULLSH-

... Why does he look like this Berdly early design who got rejected?

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@evilgreenape.bsky.social Honestly i feel bad that you gotta deal with the powerpuff girls i mean seriously you don't deserve what you've been dealt man... You're cool.