"Am I... 'washed'?"

"Under where." "... I said the thing, laugh."

"Uh.. I don't know how you know about that, but everything I got from that was reversed. Including the whole air breathing thing."

//

"They're.. OUT of the water though, aren't they."

"I've never.. heard of any of those places. Are you sure?"

"I would if anyone in this bottomfeeder town could RECOGNIZE talent."

"Oh, uh, thank you! Atleast someone can recognize my TRUE talent!"

[Squidward is playing his clarinet outside his window loudly.]

[Squidward is playing his clarinet outside his window loudly.]

"Nickelodeon would kill you if you tried to buy me."

With the month of June ending... The nomination post everyone is waiting for. . . FANDOM OF THE MONTH!! Which universe has caught everyone's attention? Your job: NOMINATE JUNE'S FANDOM! Comment which fandom you think should be featured in this month's issue.

// whatever happened to the angry pissed off chair account (i know i might sound crazy when i say that but i swear im not)

"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Now! I WANT YER MONEY!"

I’m just a simple sponge with a job. 💛

// musing squidward here is so lonely 😭😭 id kill to see someone active muse mr krabs or spongebob

// squidward imagines everyone in his underwear when hes nervous. it usually works. usually.

"I for one welcome our... uh.. robotic overlords."

"You should be ashamed."

"Late to work. Again."

"FREE ME."

"GOD. DAMMIT."

Squidward with glasses looks so fine 💟🐙✨🫶🏻 #Fanart

Happy pride Month 🏳️‍🌈✨ #yumeship #selfship #pride

"I assume you've also bought the license to this L?"

// LMAO

"Who gave the baby a gun."

"I've asked this before, I'll ask this again; What the fishpaste is RIZZ?!"

"NO."

// srb2 mentioned im so glad im not the only one who knows that fangame its so good

"How come the ones who CAN'T drive are in?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Oh dear Neptune."

"No. People have to stop asking me this. My nose isn't THAT BIG."

"What do you want."

//

"What's so wrong with being BLUE?!"

// oh my god the baby from family guy

// oh my god

[Squidward is dead. Go home.]

Yaoi. no elaboration.