🎵I threw my phone out of the window, I’m so over it Weight on my shoulders, every day another storm to live I’m standing at the ledge My foot’s about to slide What if it takes the fall for me to learn to fly I try to run from what I’ve done And it cost me everyone, all it left me was feeling numb🎵

Doug Stanhope just uploaded a rough cut from a pitch to MTV in 2001 for "The Mitch Hedberg Project," like a travelogue heavy on stand up. People who may be interested: @newhouse.bsky.social @tammygolden.bsky.social @freejay.bsky.social @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social @blainecapatch.bsky.social

I know its cliche.. social media has absolutely made Main Character Syndrome a real thing It has made everyone feel like theyre experts or that they have some kind of hidden knowledge about the most controversial AND mundane topics from weather to sports My guy if you know so much get 💲 for it🤔

Pretty sure ive reached the point of... AI-Fatigue Its so goddamn tiring seeing AI slop fooling people. And its getting harder and harder for an average person to tell the difference Most of us that spend enough time online can tell pretty well The elderly are at increasing risk of scams from it

I hope that whatever battles you face today. You come out on top. Find the light when youre surrounded by darkness.🔆

Exactly this. The moderation tools here and on places that aren't X work wonderfully. Use them! If you're on here? Use them to vaporize someone to protect yourself. If you're on Meta apps for any reason? Same thing. Those tools are the best thing about Meta apps.

Ima cannabologist 🍃💨 🤣

Taking it ALL the way back. I think im gonna need a few more blank dvds😅😅

No one asked. But i can absolutely confirm, music sounds way better through Cd/record/tape than any of the streaming services. i will now forever die on this hill.🐼

Finally 100% complete on this project including frame. Took about 6 months because i wasnt gonna 2nd coat everything but i lied to myself. Im pretty proud of it. #art #cats

🎵All my favorite songs are slow and sad All my favorite people make me mad, so mad) Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad All my favorite songs are slow and sad🎵

Its crazy how some people think im so knowledgeable about certain things because i can explain so many things accurately with science.. Little do they know that my neurodivergent brain requires explanations to how things that effect me work and understand them Hyper-fixation knowledge is boundless

I come from the Net. Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place. MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend, and defend. To defend my new-found friends. Their hopes… and dreams. To defend them from… their enemies.

🎵Motherfucker! You don't know shit, do you? You wouldn't know shit if it whip kicked you In your ugly bitch-ass face You ain't even begun to experience drama, motherfucker Your mamma Your motherfucking big fat chicken face ass mamma Don't even know about this drama, motherfucker!🎵

Honestly if Goku or Vegeta arent one of those men Theyre nothing more than enrichment toys for the gorilla 🤣

🎵What you know 'bout terrible? (What do you think is so bad?) Terrible! You don't know what's terrible!🎵

🎵I feel like the industry givin me vivid stupidy When they distribute these fictitious sissies When I rip it so serious and wickedly🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0L1...

🎵Who'll be the last one standing? When it all goes up in flames Who'll be the last one standing? When the cold ice melts away Who'll be the last one standing? When the smoke drowns out the day Who'll be the last one standing? When it all goes up in flames I'll be the last one standing🎵

Something just so....primal about the feeling when a beat drops or a good rap flow just absolutely erupts Like that big release is just crazy feeling when they let it rip

I will never NOT imagine Optimus Primes epic speech every single time Linkin Park- New Divide plays They are cinematically bound to eachother in my memories.

As for todays discourse: 1 gorilla vs 100 men Well the only logical answer is that the only way the men would win would be if Goku or Vegeta was one of those men. Otherwise thats nothing but 100 meatsacks.

🎵When I was one, and a two, and a three, and a four I knew I was a special one who had a little more And they wondered why I was plotting, rotten to the core It was nothing but an itty-bitty demon🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrMT...

Man. Call me an old head or whatever idgaf. Tech N9ne's K.O.D Album will FOREVER have me ready to run through a wall at full speed. AHHH

🎵Show me a God, ah, I'm kinda feelin' that it is a facade Show me a God, ah, and if it is, why ain't he doin' his job? Show me a God, ah, even if it's a thing, a man, or a broad Show me a God, please Let me know somethin' is listenin' when I'm down on my knees🎵

Ya love to see it. Cant wait for Return of the King

🎵If I cut ya tongue out and left mine in it's place You still couldn't taste what the fuck I say🎵

Some boomers have zero clue how to distinguish between Metaphorical Anecdotal Literal Hyperbolic Allegorical Amongst other countless terms for conversational structure And it painfully shows. This is why they speak nonsense and think everyone is dumb 😑😑

Also.. to whatever genius thought of the idea to put in a system to detect whether or not youre watching an unsolicited ad and promptly stops the ad or tells you to return to the ad when you window away.... You can rot in the absolute reaches of the Echo side. And i mean that sincerely.

Some boomers have zero clue how to distinguish between Metaphorical Anecdotal Literal Hyperbolic Allegorical Amongst other countless terms for conversational structure And it painfully shows. This is why they speak nonsense and think everyone is dumb 😑😑

🎵 And to the rest of the world God gave you shoes to fit you So put 'em on and wear 'em Be yourself man, be proud of who you are Even if it sounds corny 💪Don't ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1tZ...

🎵Pour some liquor on my ulcer I wanna talk about the pain Come on friend let's sit down and suffer Together man together man I'm strangly angry unashamed deranged My lady says I'm broke because I'm scared of change🎵

🍃💨MERRY 4:20 EVE💨🍃 Hope everyone is well stocked up. Dont forget to leave Papers, munchies, and a clean bong out for the Mary Fairy. Got some pretty frosty stuff for the holiday. Triple Burger and it lives up to its "triple" moniker... 31% 😮 #420 #Cannabis #weedsky

Anyone whos shocked by that Romans Reigns interview or the unsurprising news Trips supports a giant overpowdered cheeto... All im gonna say is Birds of a feather flock together.

Random memory I remember someone (idr who tbh) in the gaming community once told us in discord that anytime they wanted to play a game they had to install it first. Dude would only install games on a MINUTE by minute game choice. Im STILL confused about that

Just started in on the new #BlackMirror season So far, first season is wild and hittin on some interesting points. Imagine an ad getting injected randomly into your conversation and whoever said it, doesnt even remember it 😂

🎵I can't find the words 'cause the TV's too loud But I can't fall asleep without the background sounds So I stay overwhelmed, make myself stressed out 'Til I angry cry, angry cry🎵

If our eyelids are pink then why do we see black when we close our eyes? --Dylan Pickles

The results have now been tallied, Since I met him before, I can assure you that @ripcitybeav.bsky.social is not Tony Khan´s burner account! I´ll now wrack my brain to figure out how to count the total points for 2025, that leaderboard will be added in a few days

Salsa Doritos and 3d Jalepeno cheddar doritos too Those were my absolute favorite in school

This applies to way more than just gaming apparently 😂

yesterday during the storms i did so much running up and down stairs (second floor to first, first to second, second to basement, basement to second, then back to basement from what i remember) My thighs hurt so bad i feel like i ran a mile every time i have to step down/up anywhere 😂

I really hate that it became a giant widespread false rumor/myth that Tornados Wont hit big cities Wont Cross Water Mountains are immune to tornados THESE ARE FALSE⛔ That shit did SO much more damage than ever thought imo So many ppl have likely died thinking the same thing..in those scenarios.

Pretty fuckin wild how things happen. Tornados and tornado sirens everywhere this morning. Not a SINGLE warning sent to any of 3 peoples phones. My tiny bladder woke me up, i heard wind goin hard. Looked outside saw hail. Sirens blow. If not for me, none of my family wouldve known. Scary.

Theres one song that will FOREVER be our Lockdown/covid song. Its one song that came out during it, and we played ruthlessly on repeat while staying up till 6am like kids again without outside obligations. AJR-Bummerland Im curious what your guys' lockdown song was?🎵

Theres one song that will FOREVER be our Lockdown/covid song. Its one song that came out during it, and we played ruthlessly on repeat while staying up till 6am like kids again without outside obligations. AJR-Bummerland Im curious what your guys' lockdown song was?🎵

🎵I'm not afraid of the boogieman Instead, I look at him like he's a friend There's not a monster out there in the world That's scarier than the one that's within🎵

Just a shot in the dark but shooting a question into the void cant hurt right? Would anyone happen to have suggestions as to how to remove unintentional creases on an art canvas? #art🖌️

Something so satisfying about finishing this project for more than one reason. This is Bubba aka Jinx. We lost him last year after 12 years of being an unlikely but incredible little buddy. We will always miss you boy. Keep Snowball company for us.❤️

🎵It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy 'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me🎵