For some reason I think I'm going to need some extra caffeine today.

I second this. Might add a 2a about getting a damned downfield receiver...

"Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair." Seems really unfair right now. #RIPRobReiner

Former USTR Robert Lighthizer has a pretty good reading list if you ask me. www.mckinsey.com/capabilities... iykyk

I said maybeeee You're gonna be the one who saves meeeee

Hear me out -- instead of the Avalanche, we call them the Colorado Wildberry Pop-Tarts. Would the Sabres still lose to a breakfast pastry? Of course. But maybe we would be just a little less miserable watching it. #sabresafterdark

“People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” - Rogers Hornsby (May the waiting commence…)

I chuckled...

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

1. A giant hug from one of the kiddos. 2. The sound of the ball hitting the glove. 3. Ripping the entire peanut butter lid cover off in one swift tear. 4. Starting (and finishing) a book. 5. Hearing 'I want to go to bed' from the toddler.

Nah. I can't imagine any difficulty negotiating on trade with India.

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

Time for a thread on what the administration is calling "transshipment" because what they're really talking about is a wholescale change to rules of origin. A thread: 🧵 (1/n)

In today's newsletter: imagine if the commissioner of baseball admitted to a room full of reporters that he ended MLB's diversity program because he was afraid Trump, congratulated himself for that, and then no one in that room reported on it. Wild, I know. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

So let me get this straight: I have to sign up, agree to Truth Social's terms of service, which includes your usual data rights handovers, so I can read statements setting U.S. policy from the sitting U.S. president. Have I got that right?

I found this reply interesting ("Can those foreign companies open shop in the US?") I don't think Japanese or South Korean menswear can be made in the US. At least, not without losing something. Let's explore why. 🧵

One of the most illustrative lines in these tariffs letters I think is Trump's invitation for Japan/Korea to participate in the U.S. economy. He's clearly talking about investment and not trade. Thread (1/n)

Trump is starting to post the tariff letters, starting with Japan and Korea. Each are getting 25 percent tariffs. insidetrade.com/daily-news/t...

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Rep. Dean (through a few degrees of separation, admittedly) caused this to get stuck in my head. So now you all can have it stuck in your head too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIiZ...

I believe this means the sun will set over the entirety of the British Empire tonight for the first time in several hundred years. Chagos is the dot below India on this map. Sunset in the Pitcairns (dot in the Pacific) will happen ~40 minutes before sunrise in Akrotiri and Dhekelia (dot on Cyprus).

has their even been a sports commissioner who hated their sport more than Rob Manfred

I legitimately cried at the line: "That's just what Rush Limbaugh said." Wife paused the movie, rewound, and I'm pretty sure I cried again. youtu.be/Akr33uOKP8M?...

Yesterday, the Trump administration used a tried-and-true trade trick out of the playbook: Announcing a trade deal before one is actually done. A quick thread: (1/n)

Love the lil flex when they realise they just became the most famous bird in the world.

The only way this could be better is if there was nacho cheese all down his front because my kids would certainly make sure that's the case by the third inning.

Budget deficits and trade deficits are twins, @jasonfurman.bsky.social writes. “So at the same moment Mr. Trump is upending the global economy in a feckless attempt to eliminate America’s trade deficit, he’s essentially pressuring Congress to increase it.”

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

We have agreed to have a negotiating table. We know the broad contours of its shape and may discuss its size at some point in the future. english.motie.go.kr/eng/article/...

One more thought: The point of a Trump-Xi call would be to get negotiations moving, right? At a minimum, it would be to set the tone. But the purpose is for everyone to be able to say, 'Ok, they've talked. Here's where we are. This is how we move forward.' We're seeing none of that.

So I was prepared to go on this whole screed about how U.S. and Chinese officials are obviously having informal conversations that Trump is referring to as trade deals and Beijing is adamant they're not that and that it's all semantics and optics and yada yada yada. Then this happens: (1/n)

I don't understand the animosity of some of the responses. He's inviting discussion on pros and cons of LLMs. I think it's fair to argue that the cons outweigh the pros (which is my take). But LLMs can do some things, which is how I would define "useful."

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Finalizing the terms of reference to lay down a roadmap for negotiations sounds a whole lot like "we've identified where we think we might want the landing zones to be, but we have to get the permit to build those zones and then actually land the thing."

Tre White is and will probably always be my favorite #Sabres goalie. This is great news, for the #Bills too I guess.

Things get weirder: The administration just posted two Federal Register notices opening the comment periods for Section 232 investigations on semiconductors and pharmaceuticals they say were initiated on April 1. Here's the story from my colleague David LaRoss: insidetrade.com/daily-news/c... (1/n)

Time to talk about tariff exemptions because the administration generated some confusion over them this weekend. (1/n)

How much do you think it costs to make a pair of Nike shoes in Asia? Before you open this thread, take a guess. Settle on a number and then compare it to what you'll learn in this thread. 🧵

If I've learned anything over the past week+ of trade news, it's that we should all get our Dramamine now before the pharmaceuticals get tariffed.

nvm

So...I'm guessing China didn't call?

I think Leavitt's description today of Trump's thoughts on a China deal were telling. (1/n) insidetrade.com/daily-news/w...

Trump says China wants to deal, but that sure looks like it's a projection of optimism rather than the reality. (1/n) insidetrade.com/daily-news/t...

Trump threatens to raise tariffs on China if it doesn’t withdraw retaliation | I will personally be surprised if Beijing backs down, although there is precedent for that during Trump I. I doubt they will bc they're much better prepared for this than under Trump I. insidetrade.com/daily-news/t...

It's time to talk about the penguins because this whole situation is emblematic of a few things that really bug me. (1/n)