carl satan
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I teach revolution, and not just to my cat. This account is largely concerned with hobbits
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Paris Marx
5 days ago
Given everything happening right now, I updated this article with options for weather apps, web forms, and translation services — along with some tweaks to existing categories. I hope it helps your transition off US tech!
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hey I'm as surprised as you that maga has no coherent foreign policy
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flyers entries into the oilers zone easier than the cia into a south american government
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the neocons are back, babe (they never left)
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Dr Abeba Birhane
11 days ago
for the love of god, AI systems aren't "just tools that are neither good nor evil in and of themselves". AI systems *are* tools of capitalism. they exist as tools of capitalism. there is no AI system "in and of itself" outside of capitalism
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Micah
15 days ago
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Paul Fairie
18 days ago
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵
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Mordy Oberstein
24 days ago
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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kate bush’s husband
24 days ago
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
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we are not running out of ideas, we're just more and more limited to the ideas of a small number of dipshits
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how does Ron McLean not know how to say wunderkind, his job is talking
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No no keep putting Stanley and Schenn out vs Connor
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Pavel
about 1 month ago
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce" Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
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MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/26/mit-study-finds-ai-can-already-replace-11point7percent-of-us-workforce.html
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the Kraken are like mid-aughts Minnesota wild level of boring
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Seth Klein
about 1 month ago
Eye on the ball folks! It seems the pipeline piece may well be a distraction. While a pipeline remains very unlikely, the practical impact of this deal are all the immediate concessions to oil & gas industry & the federal abandonment of core climate policies.
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/n...
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BREAKING: Alberta gets its way in deal with Ottawa
A newly signed memorandum of understanding gives Alberta almost its entire list of demands, from the removal of regulations to the fast-tracking of a pipeline.
https://www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/news/breaking-alberta-gets-its-way-deal-ottawa
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Shannon Phillips 🇨🇦
about 1 month ago
Giving Alberta an exemption to the Clean Electricity Standard means the policy is DOA. There’s no way SK isn’t asking for the same thing, as they restart coal plants. One Canadian economy? Nope. Likely scenario is no electricity regs at all, meaning we’re back to Harper-era policy.
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Pretty surprising that stan bowman is ignoring a major issue repeatedly brought to his attention
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YOU SUFFER
about 2 months ago
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you can't tell me ostrich convoy is an actual thing happening and not a King Crimson album
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Seth Klein
about 2 months ago
‘We need a mass program of deshittification’. Terrific & wide-ranging interview here between
@christoaivalis.bsky.social
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covering public ownership, affordability & rebuilding the party’s connection to working people. 👇
canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...
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‘We need a mass program of deshittification’: Avi Lewis on rebuilding Canada’s public services
In a wide-ranging interview with Christo Aivalis, NDP leadership candidate Avi Lewis outlines his vision for Canada, advocating bold public ownership, stronger public services, and economic sovereignt...
https://canadiandimension.com/articles/view/we-need-a-mass-program-of-deshittification-avi-lewis-on-rebuilding-canadas-public-services
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as I recall the protagonist is a Filipino guy named Juan trying to gain citizenship...
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Randall Munroe
about 2 months ago
Car Size
xkcd.com/3167/
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about 2 months ago
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I see the oilers still don't have any goaltending, makes sense
about 2 months ago
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I'm begging Guillermo to make a different movie just once
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Craig Calcaterra
2 months ago
They will honor him by always making sure they have at least one shitty, virulent homophobe on the roster.
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floob
2 months ago
Sharia Law is now legal in the city of New York
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Canadians only post: how did Red Green get so racist?
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2 months ago
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has america decided to go communist or cuomunist
2 months ago
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can't wait to find out the president of new york
2 months ago
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did the oilers get a good goalie yet? no? alas
2 months ago
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The gym is playing the November tragedy of last night in infinite loop and I am having the saddest workout ever
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Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
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just curious about when satan is going to show up for Dave Robert's soul
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Thanks for the extra run Dave
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Bo hits 442 ft on one leg sign the man
2 months ago
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that was the opposite of a Joe carter
2 months ago
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Let's get bassitt a win
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stop giving free base runners
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why walk shohei after you struck him out
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ℳatt
2 months ago
If you're, like, a 7-year-old Canadian kid who likes baseball, is tomorrow the best day of your life?? - go trick or treating - eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series - also it's Friday
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Bret lauer cannot stop, he must be stopped
2 months ago
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Might decrease playing time if the strike zone isn't barn sized
2 months ago
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even Myles straw has no idea why he is batting here
2 months ago
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Think about who is up next dumb shit
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that was an amazing pitch choice
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Richard M. Nixon
2 months ago
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
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