Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

If you're wondering how the recently resigned #NACC Commissioner, Paul Brereton, spent his time in his $800,000 p.a job, at least some of it was dedicated to writing to the Inspector General about some individual called, Ronni Salt's, twitter activities. Seriously - I kid you not #auspol

Ruin a band by replacing a word with a body part: The Mighty Mighty Gallstones

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

As IDF conscripts returned to Australia from participating in a genocide, ASIO looked the other way. #Auspol

Same for #Auspol The behaviour you tweet with is the behaviour you accept

In a move that will surprise nobody… #Auspol

I call bullshit. The ambassador pretending that Ben Gvir does not represent the values of Israel. These are exactly the values of Netanyahu and the Israeli government #7.30Report #Auspol

CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕🇺🇸 (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )

In over 30 years as a tech & business journo I've had hundreds of conversations with start-up aspirants, scale-up boosters and tech industry moguls here and overseas about Australian innovation prerequisites & funding. Not one ever mentioned #CGT subsidy. #auspol

This Jewish woman says: Never Again means to anyone." michaelwest.com.au/submission-t... #AusPol #antisemitism #RoyalCommission

how the media subtly plays racist politics #Auspol

Post a meme made by you.

A blueprint for America: 1. For Democrats to sanitise after Trump. 2. For Trump to scare allies with what’s coming if they don’t hold power by any means.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

#Auspol used to announce barrels, now it’s litres. 1 barrel = 159 L

Tiny Tim Tams #addafoodtoaband

10 CC’s #addafoodtoaband

Xi is going to extract Taiwan concessions from Trump to help with his Iran problem. Which also helps China’s ally Russia.

If this image isn’t called “Penny is concerned”, it should be.

David Rowe, from January 2024. Still works. #auspol

Tele having a normal one I see.

Labor spending big to prop-up their dud Senator in the ACT. Nothing is going “Keep Katy” this time after how you’ve treated us. #Auspol

It feels like we’re at panel 2. I hope we’re going towards panel 3 (then 4), but… I fear we are stuck at 2.

Grifters gonna grift. The time of their ‘usefulness’ to corporations— ie. tapping connections from when they were relevant— has ended.

Dear Labour supporters. If you want to put me off voting Green rather than Labour, the key is *not* to attack the Greens, but to ask yourself why I, a life-long Labour supporter, who has voted Labour at every GE since 1983 (my first), can't support Labour. Look at yourselves. Look at your party.

I am astonished and disgusted at the sheer amount of people in this country who can't use the word 'and'. I am distressed at the attacks on British Jews AND I am horrified at what Israel is doing in Gaza and Lebanon. I am scared for myself AND I am scared for my Muslim neighbours and fellow citizens

'Most people facing a gruelling federal court trial, hostile press & the glare of the public spotlight would hesitate to add more challenges to their load But journalist Lattouf, became"match fit” by taking on tough physical challenges & writing a book' www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

Here's @lucyham.bsky.social "We do not have a sovereign PM, we have a PR manager for corporate extraction"

Good people of Canberra. Would love to meet you and take your questions. This Tuesday! Event details: www.penguin.com.au/events/5995-...

Curious how many of the things that Trump does, help Putin 🤔

A year since we turned Bean marginal, & there’s still work to be done. The Albanese government must legislate a total ban on all gambling advertising. Sign here: www.jessieprice.com.au/gam-ads-pet #JessiePrice4Bean #CommunityIndependent #ElectionAnniversary #Only351Votes #MtTaylor

I think one of the things that makes me so mad about the end of the world is that it's just so excruciatingly cringe. Orchestrated and cheered on by the most embarrassingly fucking stupid humans to ever walk the earth in the history of human civilisation... And the rest of us all just...

The world might be a total bin fire, but in here, I'm in solid company. Strong, sharp, unapologetic – just a few of the badass women I look up to who stand strong in a sea of hot garbage 🔥 Who’s your anchor in a world of chaos? Prints/mugs: nordacious.com/collections/...

Maybe one day he should try it

Albanese is already a lame PM walking. His capture by Big Gas only hastens his demise. #auspol #ClimateCrisis

It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.

This is peak misogyny. TL/DR: Trump looks-down-upon a woman who is objectively a much better human in every respect.

No less than 👇four Ministers, including the PM, pat themselves on the back👇 for begging for a half a day's diesel and 5 days of avgas. It's remarkable how the consequences of absolute policy failure are dressed up as success. 🤦‍♂️#auspol

“Albo says improving voter’s lives is the best way to fight populism” 4 years in power + massive majority but he’s barely tinkering progressive policy, ramming secrecy, supporting genocide, killing the climate, while ignoring tax reform and corruption #Auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

no gas company left behind ❤️

The gaslight on the hill.

“It’s always a sad day when I have to remind people of fossil fuel lobby talking points,” said the PM chaser.com.au/national/pm-...

"Humbled to share the cover of my forthcoming book. "A project born of heartbreak, urgency, and the unbearable reality of watching Israel’s genocide against Palestinians unfold in real time." — Dr Assal Rad