My new favorite thing to watch for on #Survivor50 is the inevitable cut to Joe that they'll do after Rick Devens does absolutely anything 😂

“I’m gonna be sick and then I’m gonna finish eating it” 😂😂 Cirie is just GOLD #Survivor50

Ozzy, sweetie... Your social game this season is basically being Cirie's husband. 😭 #Survivor50

I love that everyone's spending exorbitant amounts on food and Cirie is stocking up on amenities and charcuterie like she stopped at Whole Foods and Bed, Bath and Beyond on the way home from work #Survivor50

Why does CBS think we want to hear from Jonathan every 5 minutes #Survivor #Survivor50

and that apology better come with a fatass check! #Survivor50

Stop saying Ozzy’s name to Cirie challenge 😭 #Survivor50

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Christian Hubicki is an absolute S-tier narrator #Survivor50

she's in every alliance. she's in your alliance and you don't even know it. your friends actually all have a secret group chat with her without you. #survivor50

Jonathan has that disease where he thinks only him & his allies are allowed to play Survivor #survivor50

God forbid a man bring a little whimsy to tribal council 😑 #Survivor #Survivor50

I think the winning twist of casting a vote at the journey without consulting anyone or knowing what is happening back at camp is super interesting. The losing twist of having to vote for yourself (???) AND ANNOUNCE IT TO THE TRIBE? Not a fan #survivor #survivor50

Me watching yet another person confide in Emily Flippen about a massive secret on #Survivor50

I just snarled at my tv listening to Jonathan call those brilliant women notches on his belt #Survivor50

I love that rice is in #Survivor50 for only 5 minutes and it's already caused drama and a shady Cirie confessional

sneak peek at the next episode of the tonight show #survivor50

Watching the #Survivor50 cast communally shittalk Jeff Probst has honestly been one of the biggest highlights of the past few weeks (Also Christian I peep you pitching for postseason deep dives to be longer than an hour 👀)

"They know who they are," he says pointed at exactly who it was. #Survivor50

Christian calling out production for their fuck ass twists, this is the stuff bb fans dream of #Survivor50

Fuck you, Jimmy Fallon. #Survivor #Survivor50

IMO this would have been much more entertaining if Christian wasn't forced to announce he was voting against himself, and we got to see who he told and how that information got manipulated over the course of the day #Survivor50

This is one hell of a thank you note #Survivor50

And I had to laugh at the truth of what Coach said here: "My downfall was in trusting ... [St*ph*nie], who's been duped by Cirie on five separate shows, and yet she's still like “Cirie is true, we can trust her." He hit the nail on the head with that one. 🤣 #Survivor50 #Survivor

I know everyone hates on Coach. Like his dragon slayer act can be a lot. But I love him as a character just because he stirs up so much crap lol Love you Coach! #survivor50

Is it just me or is Jonathan getting more and more Bitchy each episode with those side comments coming out the side of his mouth? "Showing your colors, too." What does that even mean? #survivor50

Here’s my #Survivor50 exit interview with Coach! He breaks down where his game went wrong, addresses pregaming rumors, shares where he stands with Ozzy, Rizo & more—and gives me my own nickname. Plus: would he ever play again? Full interview: youtu.be/xFIFjrWnV1U

FAFO

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

That shot in the dark was the most terrifying moment I've had all season. I seriously thought they were about to get saved. #Survivor50

I love how half his confessionals are just about much smarter Cirie is than him. #Survivor #Survivor50

DRAGON. SLAYED. #survivor50

I can write haikus. What Cirie wants, Cirie gets. Good bye Benjamin #Suvivor50

You know what else is funny? Chrissy banished Coach to his hammock so he wouldn't get them voted out, but it was Chrissy going after Cirie's newest child that ended up taking them out. 😂 #Survivor50

Cirie immediately safe, Tiff wins veto, Cirie wins her way back to the island with her vote, Coach voted out. With a little tribal council drama with a fake idol? Amazing episode! #Survivor50

CIRIE DID IT!!! Ding Dong the witch is dead!!! Bye Coach!! #Survivor50 #Survivor!

Now…Stephenie next!! #survivor50

rizo: you changed my life #survivor50 emily:

Joe & Jonathan in the confessional after seeing Cirie orchestrated Coach's elimination #Survivor #Survivor50

Aaaaaaaand Cirie gets exactly what she wants again🤗. #Survivor50

The complete faith I have in Cirie to undo all the mess and get exactly what she wants again, despite having so much less time than everyone else, knows no bounds. #Survivor50

Lmaoooo Rizo just going over to fanboy. I love him your honour. #Survivor50

GOD IS REAL AND HER NAME IS CIRIE FIELDS #survivor50

I don’t care. I love the shenanigans. And you know what Rick Devens? LET’S SHENAN AGAIN!! #survivor #survivor50

So you have Aubry, who played an idol she thought Rick gave her, distraught she used hers last week Then Rick pulls out a fake idol he purposely planted at Tribal Council, which Aubry believes is entirely real and their saving grace in the game. I absolutely love it #Survivor50

Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like.

Coach and Chrissy will go Coach and Chrissy will go Coach and Chrissy will go Coach and Chrissy will go Coach and Chrissy will go Coach and Chrissy will go #Survivor50

#Survivor50 Chrissy: "I don't like people feeling I'm too much of a mom to them" Also Chrissy: "Coach, you're grounded"