Didn’t realize good ol’ Cazzy made it on here- @cazador-szarr.bsky.social 🖕🏻

To clarify- someone asked me who I’m into. Darling I’m attracted to sexy people what can I say~

5’9” is a completely average and reasonable height. Not sure why people have decided this makes me a “short king””

An excellent likeness if I do say

My absence? Why do you bring it up? Oh nothing much, off on a quest with Tav, saving the world or something. Dreadfully boring really. Did you miss me at least?

Just learned about “blood banks?” Where can I perhaps, find one of these?

I have been *nothing* but distant and snarky and this is how you treat me?

We’re all in this, together, darling. You’re never alone.

Put some color into a sketch I was working on last week- Of course he has a delightful heavy red- #Astarion | #BG3 | #bgsfanart | #digitalart |

We’re all in this, together, darling. You’re never alone.

I have been *nothing* but distant and snarky and this is how you treat me?

Learning that Gale has what many of you call a “dad bod”

I’ve been introduced to something called “Archive of Our Own,” it seems like a poorly curated library- Tav told me there was infoamtiom about me in their stacks, I may have to take a meander-

Of course I make poor choices. Someone has to keep the party from slipping into complacency!

There’s a fine line between sass and being an ass. I prefer to play jump rope with that line-

Tav invited me to come to “Black Friday”- They gathered several of our party, and I was under the distinct impression that we had a Black Mass situation on our hands once more. Imagine now Tav bringing me to a “mall” where I am poised and ready, only to find people fighting over a vacuum?

After having the concept of this holiday explained further (much to Gale’s amusement) I would like to say I am thankful for wine, Scratch, and I suppose my friends-

I’ve been told it’s “Turkey Day-“ Far be it from me to judge your celebrations, but a turkey? Of all birds a turkey? There are far better options. A goose perhaps-

Update regarding Bass Pro Shop. I’m back. Halsin needed help to break in and free the fish in the large tank after hours. What might one do with a few dozen fish? Asking for a friend of course-

Evidently doing knife tricks at the “Bass Pro Shop” leads to being kicked out. You people have no sense of enjoyment-

"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do

I hope whoever suggested this song to me stubs all of their toes 🥰

What the fuck is “twilight” and what does Tav keeping throwing glitter on me whilst screaming “This is the skin of a killer-“

You know what, I’m sick and tired of these stereotypes. Not all vampires drink blood because they like the taste some just do it to survive...I mean I like the taste but it's still a hurtful assumption…

Downright exhausted in fact darling-

the older i get the weirder and more off-putting i am, and i'm fine with that

Was told some of you want me to “suck you flat like a capri sun.” I don’t even know what a capri sun is.

The world is so lucky I can’t sing.

My cause is largely partying and having a good time-

I tried being nicer here but found I strongly prefer being cruel.

Almost exclusively what I drink in fact-

✨I’m much more than a pretty face, I’m also a pain in the ass-✨

That’s where that got off to-

I don’t believe in reconciliation with nobody either .. if it was ever fuck me, it’s gon be fuck you in every lifetime and time after that.

i love how chappell roan said no one can love a woman like a woman can she's so real for that

"you should really just be the bigger person" I will be a person that is so large that I could crush your city under my boot and not even notice

The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress.

I have now heard one (1) Chappell Roan song and I must report that it is a banger

Rory about AA be like

Someone called me a fag and it’s like wow have I really made it

love the pink penis club or whatever chappell roan said

Good morning~ the Gods let me live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem.

Seeking old patterns, there’s a comfort in them. Too bad these idiots I’m with know what’s good for me…

No one asked but important to know Snores: Shadowheart Halsin Gale (will deny it) Does not snore: Lae’zel Wyll Karlach (does sleep talk)

I’m not being erratic I’m being strategically unpredictable.

Yet another vexing bard… You all have figured out music as an art, haven’t you? open.spotify.com/track/1k2pQc...

I detest the title of thief. I wouldn’t boil myself down to such paltry criminal acts. I am an acquisitions expert-