Slightly increase a band Red Floyd

I like a weekend where we do absolutely nothing other than chill the fuck out. The most thrilling thing that happened this weekend was at @gooeydeer.com house party where he set this pig on fire

unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies

SO TRUE

had to cancel unceremoniously early to deal with IRL stuff but I had a good time anyway!

I'm live! come hang out with me while I play some FFXIV and yap about all the job design stuff coming in the new expansion! www.twitch.tv/calliecat

okay definitely not streaming XIV at 5pm lol, will be closer to 6 , i’ll make a post when i’m starting obvs

I think i’m actually gonna do my first FFXIV stream tomorrow around 5 or 6pm PST, we’ll do the alliance raid, maybe a roulette or two, then I wanna workshop some guide ideas for Evolved jobs in Evercold I tested my PNGtuber with my static last night and they quite liked it :3

*bolting up from deep sleep into immediate, wakeful alertness* THE ZOOMERS HAVE INVENTED A NEW HOLIDAY AND IT IS A MONTH FROM NOW

my wife is so fucking incredible at this music making thing please listen

i don’t care how many of these have already been made, the gremlin living in my brain won’t let me free until i make the stupidest possible logo with it

some of you

I do wanna casually stream FFXIV as a chance to hang out with people in chat, but also to bring people along for my plans to make 23 new job guides for the new Evolved job system 💖

i had plans to do my first ever stream tonight! but getting home from work super late and doing groceries and seeing my bank account has deflated me quite a lot. I might still do later

On this, the ten year anniversary of my father's passing, I would like to share an image from the time my then-partner went to CVS to add some text to a photo of my dad and I hiking that was supposed to read "In Memoriam" I do not believe an employee has ever botched their job harder than this one

📢 PRO TIP FOR ALL CURRENT AND ASPIRING WEBSITE DESIGNERS: IF YOU DESIGN A ““” FEATURE””” INTO YOUR WEBSITE THAT GETS ME TO HIT THE “GIVE FEEDBACK” BUTTON, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SEVERELY

*immediately upon seeing the date after waking up* Shut up!!!!! Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!! Shut your fuckin gmouth!!!!!!

here are all the states luke skywalker visited in return of the jedi

i’m glad there’s so many people that are with me on the charlie the unicorn thing. I remember walking into 7th grade math and every single kid had already seen it and was quoting it repeatedly and it sounded so unfunny that I got paranoid that it had an actual brainwashing effect

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

okay NOW I feel like death warmed over with some con crud in addition to sleeping terribly. It’s weird but I feel a sense of relief that this time my gut is NOT involved

good news bad bitches, you can be a female hrothgar in the FF14 trial

hmmmmmmm. HMMMMMMM. if I streamed FF14 sometimes would people wanna watch and hang out

spyro freecam experiments are going uhhhhh

You know, maybe it would be easier for new players to get through A Realm Reborn if the FFXIV community didn't treat it like a literal chore. Like required reading, or the vegetables you have to eat before getting dessert. Maybe if we just call it good--which it is--people will actually LIKE it.

Why are you trans (wrong answers only) raid utility

"oh you dropped acid?" "no. I Tripped."

really glad I decided to get 2 tickets for the flight home from fanfest

*grabbing my desk phone and dialing a single digit* Hello. Yes it’s me again. This one is urgent. I need art of Meteor wearing armor with a cape, facing away from the camera, with a butt so massive his huge white ass cheeks brazenly clip right through the cape like someone’s cut a hole in it

I think it’s extremely funny how the “/random Q&A with Yoshi P” panel at fanfest got a bunch of FFXIV raiders to watch it looking for more details on the new job systems, only for the panel to be Yoshida dealing with questions like “WHY CAN’T I BE A GIANT MUSCULAR DRAGON LADY WITH A HUGE ASS”

@luckymiqo.bsky.social @moonsdragoon.bsky.social hey we saw you across fanfest and really liked your vibe bro

naoki yoshida likes my idyllic dream poster 😭 this may be one of the proudest moments of my life

Oh my GOD

ダングリくんスゴイ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

trans women love vintage tech because they're familiar with 3.5" floppies

I DID IT bsky.app/profile/milp...

I have left my mark on this place

i think something that continues to impress me about the FFXIV devs is their ability to anticipate HOW people will react to their announcements. They know when people will be potentially really skeptical of things at first impression and the way they get in front of those is very reassuring

well that was an astoundingly exciting keynote. the crossover alliance raid announcement got the biggest explosion of cheering I think i’ve ever experienced in my life

i can’t wait for the 7.55 MSQ quests where we kill Rowena

we are up in the place!

happy linecon ‘26 everybody

I’m having an incredible time at Fanfest and it’s not even day 1 yet!! hanging out with online friends who i’ve known for almost 2 years now but feels like a lifelong friendship is gone be just as much of a highlight as the official stuff this weekend 💖

arp odyssey, ableton wavetable, roland sc-88 piano and a lot of pitch-shifting the audio to make it sound less stable dont have a name for it so here is "music box thing in f minor" i suppose,,, bit of original (hopefully) kai stuff... video gamey things honestly?

some vintage synth production stuff with a bit of a kai twist, hope you enjoy drum machines and reverb and plucky basses and synthesizers,,, The Sun Always Shines on TV - A-ha for the acapella n stuff,,,, its other music project from today to accompany the earlier one,,,

NO FUCKING WAY MY HOTEL ROOM HAS A REALLY NICE BATH???? holy shit im running this I haven’t used a bathtub this big in like ten years

i’m about to board my flight to Anaheim for FFXIV Fanfest but before I do here’s one last Gpose I made with the special fanfest frames they added because i’m EXCITEDDDDDD

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