[Gargoyle / Statue TF] Commissioné for @kaijuchomps.bsky.social! #felsspellart my favorite part of the museum is the gargoyle exhibit, where despite their placid expressions, just looking at them hits you with a wave of Bottom Aura

he has arrived, my terrible son

emotions has been all over the place lately, as has sleep, sorry friends and thank you for those who are bearing with me

truly the yin and the yang of this moment in history

I love it when the onion uses this format to inform its readers about the stupidest actual news that might otherwise fly under the radar

nah that was a waste of time anyway

stupid body I gave you 7 entire hours to get some sleep. you barely got 2 and spent the rest of the time thrashing awake. then the alarm goes off and suddenly you’re “tired” and “so eepy sleepy” well you can’t get any more now you dipshit

saw a reaction image I never saw before, great news everyone you'll be hearing "hell all your family" a lot from me in the future.

man nothing settles the soul after a low key, uneventful day at work like a thrilling round of Critical Fucking Power Failure at 3pm

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

medium.com/prismnpen/wh... This is fantastic information. Scientific data from studies done on men across all variables, that crushes any argument about transgender women and hormones. Read this and share it.🏳️‍⚧️

hate the fucking nerve of every web company pulling this kind of sentiment trolling where youre walled off from reading an article until you make an account and sit through a mandatory ad pitch for a subscription, and then frame the article like they’re doing you a huge favor. Shit yourselves

this is the best FFXIV seasonal event because we get to see wuk lamat and queen sphene in fursuits

started on a big project this weekend and i don’t mean to brag but i think i’ve made the best vector-based stack marker icon you’ve ever seen and may ever see

I love the yans so much dude. super cute lil guys that went from 0 to mascot level next to moogles and chocobos purely by spawning in an incredibly good savage fight as a mob that does nothing but auto attacks that utterly fucking devastate you

Line art of my little follow up to @mothmuse.art gargoyle illustration ^^ Did the line art mostly with a fountain pen. #marblemarch

I took 0.1 seconds to answer this for myself. Some of the people in the replies would snap like twigs; I would hold out and remain steadfast no matter how bad the music was. But if you wanted to break my will, this is how you would do it

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

Me ;3

HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

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just a heads up, that article going around about the FDA and a 'registry of trans women' comes from The Needle 'News', who have a track record of sensationalist and inflammatory reporting, take anything they say with a grain of salt until someone else backs it up

saw this image again last night and feel its applicable as hell, it really comes down to unregulated emotional responses of disgust that they've done no work to deconstruct and have been fueled by those around them lol

gotta be real with you generated auto description, I do not think i agree with this assessment

it’s interesting how often I get the urge to kms, but as soon as i close this app and do something else the feeling goes away. has anybody else noticed this

theres no fucking way thats what theyre called in france

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art) Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

This could turn out to be very powerful for how little effort it actually takes. Just read the instructions, follow the link, and submit a comment, doesn’t have to be anything more than “I strongly support this proposal”

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Today is international womens day But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

Me: Actually I only get waterboarded with ethically sourced distilled alkali water. My CIA interrogator: What? Me: Did you even sterilize those pliers between uses? Do you have an autoclave? Mr. CIA: Please stop. Me: Safeword isn't my safeword, so don't stop if I say it. CIA: Leave me alone.

Commission for @stargazernue.bsky.social!

dancing green but i turn him into a little mochi thing

retweet if youre a proud cartoon gooner that hates every member of bluesky staff equally 🤍

visibly liberal burrito wins every time

Our latest single is now live! Go get it on Bandcamp! It's also #BandcampFriday today... what a coincidence 😏 #furry #music #musicsky #newrelease #indieband

i’ve been thinking a lot over the past 24 hours about how making music is such a lonely and isolating experience for me, and how it’s been that way since i started doing it in 2012, and I don’t know how i can change that or how i want things to change, and it’s got me really depressed

i’m not sure if it’s worse to believe that my boss is enthusiastically pro-AI when he tells all of his employees that they’re required to use it in their coding work, or to believe that he actually doesn’t like AI or think it’s good but requires his employees to use it anyway

Don't you just hate when you get hypnotized by a crime boss into giving up all your food (and maybe working for him in the future oops)

the culver's tenor gif meta has gotten fucking insane

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

Contempt of court probably feels good as hell for the three seconds before the bailiff grabs you

I love when my phone shows me my favorite picture of me and my wife