Benjamin Franklin old man wrinkles face grey hair with old face age 97. Ben franklin american president talk with smile no smile words mouth moving old. Bem frenk face hundred dollar from money america theme park animatronic talking moving mouth flaps with words speech to tom paine. Ben with whiskey

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learned this weekend that my brother worked in the VA hospital very closely with alex pretti and it’s just added a layer of fury and despair to my already mixed mood lately. this has been happening all over the country for years and none of these victims have deserved the cruelty

rollercoastering between mental anguish and good feel’s all weekend has me begging for a merciful monday

Ok addendum to this, another new goal: if you're serious about tech and serious about breaking away from large platforms like google, Spotify, etc. learn how to self host/homelab All you need is that old laptop you have lying around to get started

the mood is not subtle

people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick

i’ve been back at work for one (1) day and already my sense of the passage of time after my alarm goes off is skewed to a terrifying degree

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

feels awkward when i come back from a con and have very few pictures of myself that were actually taken on my phone ready for me to post, but when im having a great time at FC i’m rarely ever on my phone except to talk with people at the con, and i did have a great time this year 💖

has this been done already? idk, either way have a mgs2 meme // #FFXIV #FF14

goin to a local con soon and thinking it’d be awesome to get stuck in a suit for a while 👉👈

This seems like a really long way to say "we really don't want you here anymore but we'll begrudgingly take your money until we successfully annoy you enough to GTFO." Have any other hotels ever given a contract like this to con attendees?

i have so much to do tonight to prepare for FC like pack and go to furry bar night and take a shower and do so much at work and i’m just paralyzed by how much i need to do in the next 24 hours please im so tired i just want to lay down

oh THAT’S why i’m anxious about FC! it’s because work is stressing me out so much that I feel afraid of my private unwind relaxation time at the weekend being replaced with a weekend full of busy social activity

greenbean + green n blue kissing (blue was made by and belongs to @fritzhirsch.bsky.social)

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

idk what FC is going to have in store for me but considering how anxious i’m feeling in the lead up to it, despite having almost nothing planned for it, i think i’ll be taking it pretty easy this time around

ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...

thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes

man what the hell

Love these cartoony expressions

I'm joining the cult cuz i can't resist them

Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help: Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org. Please donate what you can. www.2harvest.org

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

we have been in line for 45 minutes

hey friends, sorry been quiet: been preparing for today, since it’s quite a big one as days go. In approx 30 mins at the time of sending this post, I’ll be sitting down for my green card interview to find out if im allowed to stay with my beloved @calliecat.bsky.social wife or not. good vibes pls

me at work: I really gotta focus up today, i was late yesterday because i slept through alarms and i had to leave early because of a doc appointment, so i need to make up for lost time my brain at work: i came up with some alternate joke lyrics for Sail by AWOLNATION would you like to hear them

Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.

You're actually not a real DJ if you DON'T use the sync button

rain has been pounding the city hard all day and now that i’m finally home and out of the rain it feels so comfy. I could lay in bed and fall asleep right now and just wake up 15 hours later

I thought this was probably fake because it just felt too perfect. Good for people to watch out for things like this especially if they confirm your preexisting biases. www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...

had a friend over to our place to watch Nosferatu and eat chinese food. It puts on an incredible atmosphere and has some stellar performances from everyone in the main cast. Not a “scary” horror movie as such, but endlessly compelling. Lock in Eggers as my favorite modern horror movie director

I’m not gonna post much about it cuz I’m just not that kind of person, but the stuff happening with Venezuela is a disgusting abuse of power and I think it’s well past time for the people at the top responsible to face consequences for it

new tier, new me (ffxiv glam liberation edition)

well I walked all the way to IKEA to find that the section with the office chairs I could feasibly try out is Under Construction so the only thing I got was exercise -.-

I need to replace my desk chair because the back has almost entirely broken off and the number of places that I can go to actually try out viable chairs at reasonable prices near me is Low……

guys i'd love to switch to bluesky but at the nazi bar with the pedophile AI my posts get a bigger number next to the little picture of a heart

can’t say I’m feeling very celebratory today, but, I’m here

never mind I think I’m going to die before 2026 ends

I think in the next year I need to post more about the things I’m doing in my life

the best gifts that I like to give to my wife are the doohickeys where I just want to see what the hell she does with it