@hotlegs.bsky.social It is you who is obsessed with him isn’t it?

I am not here at all

Thought I’d show you lot what I’ve been up to this week too.

I’m at work.

Oh, again.

I keep forgetting you lot are here.

Alright, nobheads?

Blinking heck. Finally

New car day tomorrow. Bit like a kid, ngl.

February Come at me ya bastard

It’s been epic but now it’s time to get to home.

youtu.be/U8-GC_vkAKw?... Yeah yeah yeah…

Man used to make such beautiful things.

You lot just don’t wake early enough

Anyone knows the safe place where I put my electric hand warmer, now would be the time to speak up …

Good morning gorgeous xx

Good morning lovely people. Xxx

They keep warning us about it and here it comes!

Feels apt youtu.be/TxbIU0X-lCI?...

Hallo lovely people Xx

On super Dad duty. Hired a van and collecting donated furniture from all over the parish for my baby girls first home. It’s chaos.

Toxicity exists here too, I see.

Not impressed

Gonna get the girl and kill the baddies. Take over the entire plant.

Poor bastard must be nearly 80. Can someone go pick up Chris Rea this year?

Here we are, early morning on a Monday. Ready for a great week ? I’m trying. I really am.

Korean food with the golf lads. Noice. 😎

Gonna have to come up with my own jokes if any more twitter users turn up here

@theblueststar.bsky.social Hello

Hallo.

The young lady on the self checkout in Aldi put a smile right on my face with “oooooh you smell lovely” Being objectified isn’t that bad is it?

@desolatejunkie.bsky.social oh HERE ya are 😊

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

@mrtrubshawe.bsky.social hallo Trubs 😊

@jamandpickle.bsky.social how could I not have you? Xxx

@hotlegs.bsky.social yeah I’ve got you.

@msloobylou.bsky.social they’ll find you 😊

GOOD mornin’ xx

Forget it exists.

Entire world has lost its shit. Is it any betterer here?

I’m really not good at this

Again. Still forget this place exists

Gosh. Keep forgetting this place exists.

@actualpengy.bsky.social saw this. Thought of you

Wordle 874 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Dunno What the fuss is about

Hello

No.

@hollyandella112.bsky.social hallooooooo

@81flibbertigibb.bsky.social oh I’m so glad.