Hey, BlueSky has decided to let me log in again! Which is good timing as I'm just putting the finishing touches to my LEGENDARY END OF YEAR QUIZ! Played by celebrities and normos alike every year. I'll be sending it out in early December so do DM me your email if you want a copy.

Banger

Lots of people claiming their mothers are the best in the world but I swear they never met mine.

What an incredible #granddesigns that was

That long?

Today someone was telling me about the domestic squalor Maggie Smith lived in, all smashed windows and broken doors, and wondering how his various wives put with it, and only afterwards did I realise they had been talking about Mark E Smith.

Bloke on podcast wants to see the original script of Adolescence so he can watch it and see how much was changed by the actors. Well, we all need a hobby.

Am at the stage now where I don't even know what The White Lotus is about or for.

Morrissey slagging off Sparks on Insta for dumping him. Highlight of my day. (Not been a great day tbh.)

A reporter on World at One #WATO today referred to 'swinging cuts' and I've now heard it three times since on BBC news. I now want it defunded and everyone who works there imprisoned.

Over on Twitter I'm telling someone that this is a TUNE, whatever her views are.

A classic from the 80s.

This is INCREDIBLY awful www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Thames Water are digging up my dad's road so at 7am everyone on the street got a note telling them to move their cars then at 8am all the cars got parking tickets. Shame he doesn't read the Daily Mail, they'd love this.

I bet Starmer hasn't put the bins out at home for ages

This smells like bullshit

I am once again reminded of the worst-named restaurant in the UK. www.sophieschoicerestaurant.co.uk

Yup, we've all seen the video now, thanks.

"Funny"

A bloke just rang my dad's doorbell and I couldn't understand what he was saying cause he spoke pure KENT

Mate went to see a therapist as he was worried as a gay man that he couldn't find lasting love. She told him to go to the opera and 'hang about the bar afterwards'. He didn't go back to see her (and missed the next appointment as he was in bed with a bloke he picked up in a club).

The Lads reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social

I've reached 500 followers... and YET...

Who gets your vote for the film couple with the least sexual chemistry? I'm going...

A topless Iggy? I can hardly believe it... www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Christ

Happy Valentine's Day, kids!

I like actors, they're really good at acting aren't they? But there's one talking on the radio at the moment that is making me hate them. 🤢

And they say Trump has small hands...

Update: 59 stops away now.

Holding up a McCartney bottle in Biology and going "OOOh' and shaking my head. "It's not even original," said the teacher (who wasn't known for original comedy either.)

Delivery from a new company (this one kind and sustainable, apparently). Have been on 53rd delivery since 8am.

So turns out “Catholic tastes” means the very opposite of what I thought!

Friday

Grow up

I HATED this film. None of it felt real yet it wasn't outrageous enough to be enjoyable. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/fe...

Oh

There are SIX eps of Corrie and Emmerdale a week?

Pretty sure I wouldn’t want a row of ceramic shops. #potterythrowdown

A quick reminder...

Just heard a presenter say, "I BlueSkyed about this..."

Hullo Babaah

Sparks summed up in two images.

This week I heard Jeremy Vine ask Vernon Kay if he knew what DEI means and he replied, "Is that when people get appointed cause of their colour?" and was quickly talked over.

Anyway, I thought Emilia Perez was crap

“Nightporter” by Japan #nowplaying #6music

I once went to a senior women industry event and they asked us all speak about a famous woman we admire. The three people in front of me all went on about Annie Lennox. I said Kathy Burke and yet it was me who got the odd looks.

This did not go well

Might prioritise my wellbeing today