Imagine being that person who keeps kicking someone who is figuratively curled up in ball, on the floor-crying from all the knocks of late being given. I hope it makes you feel amazing, babe x

Dya wanna know how I know soft lad is proper Yorkshire? (Aside from the fact I bred him) Every chance he gets, he’s beak deep in a cup of piping hot Yorkshire Tea. Tha’s a good egg, lad 🧡

I’m so glad my dog had high hopes for my recovery from whatever illness this is. I dropped her off at my mum’s with instructions and not an hour later, she’d run away into the village-no doubt to find new pawrents, and had to be herded home by the Amazon parcel man

My god, I don’t get poorly often but when I do, I’m bloody floored. Haven’t felt this rough in ages

Having a sleep over with Eden. I need a cuddle and she gives the best ones. Sorry Ella 🤷🏼‍♀️🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

I’m back home with fresh lashes and I feel like I could conquer the world. Just kidding, an hour and a half with my eyes shut and it’s got me even more sleepy 🤣

There’s nowt on the box, so what we all doing?

It’s weird when you look back and see who keeps checking in on you. It’s always the people you least expect. The ones you do expect, you usually can’t see them for dust- “Oh I saw you post something funny, so I thought you must be doing alright” Give it six weeks and you can get over anything 🙄

Imagine getting one mouthful into the takeaway you’ve been craving all day and your dog’s arse just explodes all over the room. I cba honestly 🤣

Can’t wait for car boot season again. Winter just drags

Done my first spin class in a couple of years, tonight. Two words; Fuuuuuuuuuuckingggggg hell 😰

Update: Vinted creature is still flapping her gums 🫠 Mad how irate people get when they are faced with consequences of their behaviour 🙄

Anyway, I’ve got big lad to cuddle up to again tonight, he’s the son of my dog and the one I gave to my bro. No idea where he came from cos he’s absolutely bloody massive, quite often gets mistaken for a Rhodesian Ridgeback 😂 soft as washing though

Arguing with fuckwits on Vinted, if you’re wondering how my evening is going. Bought this rug for my nag, she doesn’t send it. I enquire and she says soz been ill and I agree to extend the deadline to post. Cheeky fuck then sits there uploading items while ignoring me? Absolutely the fuck not 👊🏼

Sorry, just venting cos I’m a bit sixes and sevens with emotions today and I’m a bit overwhelmed. I don’t need to talk, just vent into the ether so I don’t end up crying somewhere on someone unsuspecting

Added to that, cos I don’t think I told you, (regardless of if u care) my brother and his partner are expecting a baby. He knew before he died that he was going to be a dad. Anyway, baby is due a week before what was his birthday. Fingers crossed it’s born on his birthday to make it a sweet tribute

Got a parish council meeting tonight. It’s the first one since-you know- and I can’t be arsed with everyone chewing my ear off about it/shocked cos he was so young etc. I know they mean well but I still just don’t want to talk about it and I’m finding people don’t see that

Just when you think I couldn’t get more boring, I’ve found that app that lets you watch all marine traffic. Absolutely fascinated watching this shadow fleet move/change-today’s mission “has it changed its name or FoC” Yeah, I can see the extent of my dullness too 😴

I don’t usually mind Mondays, but today has dragged its arse like a dog with worms 😰 head’s blagged

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social happy birthday, lovely! Xx

Put a creme hair mask on last night, and it was a bloody nightmare to wash out. Consequently, I’ve woken up this morning with crispy, greasy hair. Sound 👍🏻 If you see me today, no you didn’t.

Yes mate, of course you can skip pre-rinse and come straight inside 🙄 Not his day to have the brain cell he shares with his sisters, it seems 🤣🧡

Morning team, have a lovely Saturday! I’m off out with my tribe of idiots 🤣 xx

Trying to comfort my mum without dissolving into a puddle of tears is the mission tonight. Wish me luck 😰

@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social happy birthday lovely! Xx

Switched on a bit of Heartbeat cos I love a bit of easy tele, and the first thing I see? My gran and granddads old place 🤣

Shit day where I’ve cried on and off the whole time, so it’s lush to finally get home and snuggle with Miss E Numbers. Yeah, I know all my dogs look the same 🤣

Finally my egg stamp came. What do you think? 🥚

It’s maybe a blessing in disguise cos I still can’t discuss how he passed so I’ve no idea how I’m going to tell a stranger

I enquired about grief counselling with my surgery, cos this is not something I can deal with on my own. They sent me some leaflets and the nearest “group drop in session” is an hour away in the middle of the working week 😐 Guess I’m going to *have to* deal with this on my own 😰

So tonight is the very last time we’re all staying together as a family at my parents 💔 doesn’t feel real, can’t stop crying.

Are there really this many funeral adverts on the tele all the time, or am I just more sensitive to it?! 🙄

The one thing I am grateful for, in the single most emotionally difficult time of my life, is my little bestie. She’s not left my side but also never been overbearing. My little soul dog 🖤

Not a single person ever tells you how hard grief is, eh. Got stomach muscles of steel, the amount of sobbing I’ve done. I don’t want to talk about it, I’m just venting into the ether; somewhere where I don’t have to answer if I’m ok

If looks could kill, I don’t doubt that my darling Labrador would be on the dangerous dogs list, at the top🤣😠

Fresh air and fur 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

Hang on to your hats, lads, it’s round 2026 🎢

So, apparently 2026 is the year of the horse? Can I be so bold and suggest that said horse is; A) not a rig B) not a chestnut mare C) has all four legs, all facing the right way. And for fuck sake will someone lunge it before we get on. Fuck dealing with this shithousery again 😰 HNY and that x

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026 Superstitious as fucccccck

Is it difficult to plumb in a washing machine? Could I do it without tools or do I need to employ the services or someone?

Merry Christmas and that huns. Have a good ‘en ❤️💚

After months of promising me that my cunt brother who spent the last decade torturing me, wasn’t invited to Christmas dinner, my mum has gone back on her word. She seems shocked that I’d prefer to be on my own in a damp half-finished house than spend the day watching her fawn over him. Heartbroken

I’ve got 30min to decide what I’m doing with my hair before I have to leave for the Christmas party, a style that doesn’t highlight how fucking swollen my ear is through an infection I’ve been battling this week. And I need to do it without crying in frustration, else I’ve my make up to do again 🥲

Kinda wish I’d placed one of these “AJ to win 50/1” bets now 🫤

Does tomorrow have a name where you live? We call it black eyed Friday but when I went to uni 40 miles away and said that, they looked at me like I was already drunk?

Why do people turn mega stupid the week before Christmas?! THREE times I’ve had to tell someone it’s all in the first email I sent, and he’s still yapping on. Fuck off man and let me crack on 👊🏼

I love her to bits, but Eden🐕‍🦺 is the biggest grass you’ll ever meet. The other two put a paw out of line and she sings like a canary! She’s even got a special yap for snitching as well, the little foghorn 📣 Would love to know how the other two haven’t ganged up on her yet 🤣

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen that clip of Jon Hamm dancing in the club, (on TikTok, I’m not weird) but it’s a proper little thirst trap and I’m absolutely here and ready for it 🥵👀

How do I go from looking like a giant African snail to something vaguely human in a week? Skims are not doing it 🐷

Snoooot!