I have identified the leader of antifa

Jonathan Ross (disambiguation) is doing heavy work tonight

The US: [Repeatedly interferes with and topples the governments of countries in Central America, South America, and the Caribbean.] Also the US: Why do people keep fleeing their countries and coming here?!

12+ hours later we finally get an estimate of how many Venezuelans were killed

A great day for New Yorkers, and perhaps more importantly, for aloof wives.

“The two words that define us will be the ones we all share: Bing Bong.” -Mayor Mamdani

The Queens flag puts the other borough flags to shame.

I am choosing to believe that this is a still from Heated Rivalry.

I’m worried that I am becoming a retvrn guy, but for personal blogs and carefully curated and perpetually under construction Geocities pages with lists of links to people’s favorite websites.

Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.

This underestimates New Yorkers. If mathematicians could find a way to translate the Millennium Problems into subway turnstiles they would be solved within a year.

Friends, I have just discovered the existence of PEZUZAHS which are apparently PEZ DISPENSERS TURNED INTO (EXPENSIVE) MEZUZAH CASES. www.pezuzah.com/shop

MVP: every radiator in this apartment. LVP: the pale aberration in the sky that I now think of as The Liar’s Sun.

I am so tired of getting search results that read like a book report by a someone who very obviously did not read the book. “Cooking time is a subject of interest for many culinary enthusiasts, as it can vary significantly based on several factors, including…”

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

The most degenerate form of gambling? Trying to ripen Hachiya persimmons.

Christmas is for the children

People talk about Heathrow airport, but nobody has been brave enough to identify the “He” who keeps throwing planes into the sky

Wishing everyone a very merry Dyker Heights Christmas lights.

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Plov-induced fugue state

There it is.

My amazing union siblings at the National Domestic Workers Alliance are preparing to go on strike. Please consider donating to their strike fund to help them in their struggle for a fair contract and against anti-union layoffs. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-the-f...

The New York Times is out here making fan cams for a dead Spanish dictator. Meanwhile, Spain is still working to identify the victims that Franco left in mass graves.

#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th. I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action. drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...

iMprObAbLE

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

Mamdani actually went out and flipped districts in the primary, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the real problem is overpaid political strategists whose priorities are divorced from reality. gothamist.com/news/how-vot...

Your periodic reminder that Curtis Sliwa isn’t a fun weirdo with a regional accent who says crazy things, but a deeply conniving man who built his career on a toxic combination of racism and outright lies. www.upi.com/Archives/199...

It’s been fun to watch the Times pretend to give a shit about metro coverage for the sole purpose of undermining Zohran’s campaign.

Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen

The way Dems treat Mamdani versus Platner... hm

I feel like we haven’t done enough to acknowledge the fact that billionaires have blatantly and repeatedly attempted to buy the mayoral election. Or the way that they still think they’re the smartest men in the room, even as they frantically throw good money after bad.

National Guardsman are stationed with NYPD officers at Atlantic Ave., where they are defending our most vital resource: one of three Wetzel’s Pretzels.

I encourage you all to watch this amazing video which occupies a certain Venn Diagram of 'deeply satisfying answer to something I've always wondered' and 'content for very boring men' 10/10 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_...

Can anyone confirm whether New York City is the Tirana of America?

At the risk of infuriating grandmothers across several cultures, religions, languages, and continents: canned stuffed grape leaves are pretty great.

Dosing the US water supply with Tylenol until we finally develop a high-speed rail network

"years of lead paint"

“First you have to make bogus claims about weapons of mass destruction.”

"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?

well yeah i do believe him there. he will keep wearing the shirt

Eric Adams to announce that NYC is the Palo Alto of the East Coast and that he’s gotten engaged to a Waymo.

Pikaview

i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls

Andrew Cuomo lives in fear of running into me while I’m doing my little crossword puzzles on the D train.

imagining some chip factory worker opening their wallet like “wait why is this full of chi— OH NO”

when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can

Q: Does the subway still exist? A: Reply hazy. Please try again later.

IT’S LONG PAST TIME FOR CWA TO TAKE ACTION FOR PALESTINE. That’s why rank and file members and delegates are organizing to ensure our union finally stands with Palestinian trade unions at the CWA Convention next month. Go to CWA4P.org for a full toolkit and to learn how to get involved!