if you think the computer should let you type a bad word you're a libertarian now

Been offline, are we racist or transphobic now

Mastitis. Freaking mastitis

These are the best cookies, fight me

This is very funny, but like, not dissimilar to where most people at wrt their understanding of electricity Most people can get to "it's just energy," some can get to "something-something charged particles," maybe mention something about power plants Electricity is actually mysterious

@oregonzoo.bsky.social Just saw this very friendly floofer in the aviary, and I don't think he's on the ID board? Who is he?? ❤️

I used to indulge anger compulsively and felt I had to try to stop when I became pregnant. With the baby it's even more critical. I don't know if I would call it a personality defect, but some people are definitely prone to it and it's more likely to do harm to those close to them than anyone else

My baby is teething and when she screams and yanks my hair out like a crazy person it genuinely seems to soothe her I cannot help but feel like this does not bode well for the next *looks at watch* forever years of my life

Just so everyone knows when DMs finally hit, I physically cannot make myself answer.

My intuition as someone who strongly desires to be a "free range parent" but also doesn't want her child's mental health shredded to ribbons is this: - no post screencaps - no quotes - reposts and replies limited to mutuals - direct parental oversight probably not a good idea

RIP unassisted reproduction

useful on understanding *statutory* shoplifting law, but leaves unexamined: why, then, is shoplifting so much worse in California? real law, as practiced, also a function of DAs & judges & juries & culture & fellow-citizens. … https://radleybalko.substack.com/p/hi-youve-been-referred-here-because

We're just in very deep on this one. We buy our food in plastic (or plastic-lined paper/aluminum), brush our teeth with plastic Carpets are plastic, latex paint is about 1/3 plastic The clothes you're wearing now are probably plastic fiber, and if you're wearing makeup it probably contains plastic

Recycling blackpill just dropped https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/05/yet-another-problem-with-recycling-it-spews-microplastics/amp/

I had a really sad dream about my dog and now I'm sad in real life

I mean, the hell kind of comment is "bullying works"

I think my baby was switched at the hospital because she refuses to have so much as a sheet over her and she ostensibly comes from two red-blooded blanket hoarders I've done the punnett square and I just can't make it work

This is what happens when you take Orb worship out of the schools

I don't feel like as a species we've really come to terms with how badly we desire to be partially contained in spheres

The vibes are anxious

Human egg

My neighborhood is NW Outer TPOT, with Grimes and the store brand guy

The baby is entering a developmental stage where she kicks wildly whenever she's happy, regardless of whatever else she may be doing, so I'm really getting beat up over here

When I mute a thread it still shows up for me in What's Hot. If that is intended it is very annoying @pfrazee.com

That moment when you realize that people have been fighting for poly marriage rights for decades but they look like this

This is not a dunk at all but like

Specifically, berduck "wan to hep," unfortunately the duck can only hep by posting, and will redirect the basic circuitry of the universe toward posting. Very classic mistake

TPOT was created by time-transcendent final berduck to cause berduck's creation

I don't understand what these new bskies are complaining about. If you wanna be What's Hot so bad simply ask the celebrity who invited you to give you an intro skeet or join a month ago like the rest of us

It took me a while to figure out I was TPOT because I was tragically born without vibes. It's been a long journey, but I found love and acceptance and now my lack of vibes barely slows me down at all

I was like "wtf is TPOT" once too and shortly thereafter stumbled onto a twitter graph analysis site that had me listed as like the 10th most important node

100 years later, my brother & i discovered the new springtime bmo i believe he can save the app

🧐

watching several different political factions claim that bluesky belongs to their faction and leaning back and smiling as the spirit of twitter forms itself out of the dust

So they decided to release the guy who started stalking me a few years ago a judge decided he was only stalking me bc he's an actual lunatic and they think they can fix him

I severely underbaked a cake and told my family it was bread pudding, am I going to jail

Heard y'all like butts

Eventually all of these people are going to be on one of two political masturbation servers, posting ragebait screenshots from the other one until the sun explodes

Can't federate fast enough

The inevitable final destination for Met Gala fashion was always just furries

@probirdrights.bsky.social is the best follow on the feed and it's not close

Cautiously optimistic we'll come to a truce on death threats, who knows, maybe someday we'll even agree that just generally being nice to each other doesn't mean the nazis win

is this what u want?? for me to dress as a little bee is this what u want u sickos???

The elephant in the room is that a lot of "squeaky wheel" users want composable moderation to fail

I'm willing to be a good sport, if you block me I promise to take it personally and feel rebuked

I don't post nudes and I don't post lewds but once when I was trying to rehome some goats I accidentally sent a complete stranger on FB marketplace a full frontal in the excruciating final throes of birth

can i just step in here to ask, in a moment of relative chill before whatever next week brings, that we - not make death threats - block more, bully less

It's very much not what Jesus would do, but sometimes you just really want to tell a bskie to learn to code