NASTY BUT CLASSY! Birkin bag me!!!

My child don’t even peep how we about to spend the whole weekend in this house 😂😂😂

And that’s why I subscribe

My husband is the goddamn best. I pulled a semi all nighter between work and doing my son’s disguise a turkey project This morning I woke up to $300, tickets to Harry Potter trivia night, and now he went out to get me coffee because I can’t keep my eyes open

Well lol in what way

You don’t have to buy a man food to make him drop the drawers. In fact, you should have him cook YOU dinner. He’ll still do it.

Insanity lmao

I want a Cuban coffee

Just some random pictures from the past couple weeks. Lint in my glasses and all 😂

Yes but also- remember chocolate rain? lol

Today I read that most women’s icks about men are rooted in homophobia and while I disagree- I don’t understand why it’s a problem to not want a gay man. can’t we agree to not want each other and it be ok? why do you care your personality is one of my icks if you didn’t want me in the first place

Lmao no thank you

“Will you release all the files within 30 days?” BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔 “You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?” BONDI: “Information.” 🙃

I wish that Zillow had a comments section

Just checked the prices…. Houses in Brooklyn are going for just as much as the Philly burbs 👀

I just wanna move to NY, buy a dilapidated brownstone in BK for like $700K and renovate it in my image and live my life very adorably that’s it!

I need to take myself on a date to Best Buy. My office needs updates

They wasn’t outside!!!!

No wth lol

Nicki Minaj is so unhinged. Rare is the person who just don’t give af about their own legacy like this

The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...

My high school friend became a three time Emmy winning producer yesterday. Very cool

I’m gonna watch that Eddie Murphy documentary tonight. Looks good

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

Insane

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

Wild how I started watching the Wicked movie being team Elphaba but was heavy team Galinda by the end

It’s so hard to get out of your head and do the things you want to do when you’re a perfectionist.

😂😂

$1.1 Mil to charity. Plot Twist - it’s my own non-profit charity and I’m a “philanthropist” Thanks for the blueprint Bill Gates you piece of shit you

I’m here to promise you today that the only illegal family that would have the audacity to try to take out a mortgage and purchase a home is a white one.

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

Do they have black Friday sales on furniture? I need a new dining room table set.

Also, they need to bring back the days where tv had a little learning in it. The nightly line up was jeopardy and wheel of fortune. Learning. Then they had the millionaire show with Regis. Learning. What do the kids have now

When did Ryan Seacrest start doing wheel of fortune?!

They want to focus on punishing people benefiting from the system instead of changing the system. It’s all a distraction

This country failed this girl repeatedly. A homeless minor An employed person who is homeless A person turns to sex work to afford dental care

“Can’t afford braces” shouldn’t be a thing in a country this developed. It’s a deplorable system when it keeps health care from children due to money.

I want homeless and working to also be highlighted here

I like my company a lot but they got me doing way too much technical shit

Thank you my love!!!

I pray this season be gentle and kind, a season of rest from the wheel of the mind

It’s not a bigger story because this is not a story they want to hear. It goes against everything that they want to be true and if we actually did a deep dive and examined what’s going on here, it’s clear that they could not logically continue with the NFL as the game is played today

Zara’s prices have skyrocketed wtf

That last bit is something more people need to understand. We often hear stuff like "why would the community tolerate the drugs and gangs?"... because the drug dealers and gangs often fill cracks in the societal systems people in that community fall through.

It’s interesting that people forget a lot of gangs and organized crime orgs also help their community. It’s a part of the cost of doing business.

The only people who need chin filler are the ozempy face ones

Yes

Just spent $430 in the grocery store nobody better ask me for shit else. 😭