Back to tell yall that threads is EXTREMELY toxic omg

Until they smarten up and leave his ass in jail

Oh also - open minded - well traveled

What are some of yall non-negotiable life skills for a man? Mine are - good negotiator - understands car issues - carries and knows how to use a gun - a saver - analyzer not reactionary - strong swimmer - good sense of direction - apt code switcher

I wouldn’t be with a man who isn’t a strong swimmer. So if mine almost drowned, I’d have to understand that an act of nature occurred

Basketball lol I’m gonna assume maybe he got caught in the current and that’s why the near drowning would have occurred. I’ll allow it

Is this an official document? These talking points read like one of his unhinged truth social posts

The way they have now covered it with scaffolding lol

Lol and they still love it. Baby I was spoiled when you met me, get in line or get left. Lol clearly I don't need you to be spoiled as I came this way 💁🏾‍♀️

There’s a rainbow outside the Kennedy Center right now as a crowd awaits Trump’s name to be pulled off the arts venue

This country needs more of this

Black Women are the prototype.

Sports and Jay Z boys I have a question: Should I get my husband World Cup tickets for the day after his birthday or tickets to night one of Jay-Z? Baring in mind that we already have tickets to night two of Jay-Z

Joffrey dying the way he did was so pleasing to me.

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Knicks getting obliterated my goodness

See why you don’t invite the Devil to your house?

Please drop full videos of the booing

Lmao you’re definitely not from there but really want to be gang

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Why is he speaking in that cadence? There’s a slight slur. “In-dust-try” it’s just bizarre.

I could effin SCREAM! According to the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis (9), $100 in 2026 had the same purchasing power as just $11.74 did in 1970.

I’m sorry. I tried to ignore this but get the hell out my mentions. Whole country going to shit and you’re trying to police an expectant woman with practicality as if everything isn’t wildly expensive. Shut up

Oh you can edit on threads! I shall never return here

Omg because they want me to get my account back???!

I been looking hit all week. Let me tighten up

This is VERY funny lol

I hate when a nigga got titties. I’m sorry lol and I’m not even talking about just being fat like some of y’all be having pecs but nipples look like you could breastfeed. It upsets me!

Yes, and I saw lol and I rooted for my girl Glinda every step of the way

I need to turn off the functionality where you can send my pictures in a message because it freaks me the fuck out

Why do I find her insufferable? I want her to play a role that changes my mind about this.

I’m so happy she won because I didn’t see anything about it until today

Omg this is controversial 😂😂

Just saw somebody post taco dip and now I know what’s for dinner tomorrow lol I know my family sick to death of me and this baby

Trump just insulted Kaitlan Collins and CNN with bullshit lies. Kaitlan stood in front of Trump and took the bullshit. At what point, are we going to tell Trump to go fuck himself?

I just loveeee that they’re finally pissing people off enough for them to start telling the truth Soon the journalists will call Trump stupid right back when he insults them and we’ll be in business

11:16pm. I want a hamburger

I’ll never understand why these 90 day couples attempt throuples. 100% of the time, it’s the women with the relationship and the man is the third wheel

Becoming an adult and finding out dental insurance ain’t really insurance; it’s just a coupon program

This!!! I’m so sick of the take where you should eat tuna fish and sell your belongings if you want life to be affordable. We should be able to afford to enjoy life

Just trying to keep todays score here: Uncles funeral Dog died after 14 years Placenta in the wrong place 18 year old niece “engaged” K

So apparently, I’m having trouble gaining weight in this pregnancy. I told my mom about it and she was like OK eat more. 😑 Thanks for the brilliant insight ma’am

So they know where to find the money for his vanity projects and his slush fund. And to absorb all the tax fraud from him and his family but this is where the confusion comes in?

Just saw somebody write “I got you on candy camera” I hate this timeline

I think I got MAX 9 months out of the one I had for my older son. And it’s nothing but some material! They’re preying on people

That part. People strap babies to their back with nothing but some stretchy fabric but because these companies made the fabric structured, now it’s worth hundreds?? It’s predatory as hell

Cause them people crooks

What a friend! 😭

How come this baby carrier I want is $400? Why are baby carriers $400?

I want an emotional support miniature horse!