Wth is going on

It’s so bizarre but also why his target audience was the poor and uneducated

Mans thought he was Wario

What do I want for lunch

Humble brag on my husband, but that Education major got a couple Epic certs and found himself in leadership making big big bank. $200+. Don’t sleep on healthcare!

Hooray for EPIC awareness! everyone go get your cert and run the bag up

Back on the baby name search. I’m on Reddit and they’re asking what’s the coolest baby name you’ve ever heard. why did somebody reply and say Donovan? 🫠😂😂😂

Soon as November hit 💉💉💉💉💉💉 Running to my aesthetician like freeze me PLEASE hurry sister

Nothing says “I’m pregnant” like these fine lines on my forehead 😭😭😭😭😭 free me!!!

That’s what they selling lol, you drive over 30 mph and you’ve lost 1/8 of a tank

I’ve pretty much killed a whole watermelon in a day. Turning into my grandmother

And you feel guilty too when one of your Instagram or social media mutuals is grieving bc it’s so bad for my anxiety to be consuming their grief all the time… so I want to unfollow, but I also want to be supportive

Very thankful that while it may not save them from everything, my parents don’t drink. don’t smoke. eat super clean. avoid micro plastics. like yes please stay the fuck alive before I crash out

Too many people on my Instagram around my age with parents dying of cancer and they be so devastated. This shit is fucking scary.

* goes to cancel a subscription * Subscription service: WAIT! DON’T GO! For the next 6 months we’ll charge you 3.99 Go to hell cuz you should’ve been charging that to begin with

We need to bring back hairdressers. Not hair stylists. Not braiders. We need to bring back licensed cosmetologists. Hoes ain’t putting in 1800 hours down at the local beauty school no more. That’s why you gotta come washed smh

So tired I just squeezed in a 15 minute nap 😩

Why they mad at that man yall?

Put that coleslaw right on my chicken sandwich please. Tysm

Living the dream

I’m so tired of spam emails and shit. Damn. Auntie be confused ok?!

This cereal is straight from the devil

Accept the out on the bills. Still work and pocket my money

this kind of thing keeps BW hyper-vigilant, so we never have peace, we can never let our guard down, keeps our cortisol levels high, which is killing us. this is why we reserve our softness for our close girlfriends. Men being mad about it need to take other men to task for doing the stuff that

Trying to eat healthy but I want them cheddar ruffles

Pretty little thing is trippin real bad with the price increase

💯 ✔️

That’s exactly how Guccis stomach looked too

Shit is pissing me off

This nigga is a fucking LIAR omg man

Not enough people are talking about how this Hantavirus is RFK’s fault www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

I’m starting to come to understand that there are no Republicans and Democrats. There are people in power and those without it. And they’ll do whatever is necessary to maintain that balance

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Catching up on euphoria… they gonna fucking kill Nate chile

A fair shot would’ve been being properly housed and fed the whole way through school. America and the poverty porn needs to stop.

I want the weather to break so I can lay by the poollllll

Im sick of people disappointing me

This is what they’re referring to when they say “SNAP recipients are down” as an accomplishment

I recently unwillingly saw a clip of Dame Dash commenting on Kevin Hart and he actually said that he felt like somebody had something on Kevin because of the way he’s been moving and that “they” got him

& hopefully his heart along with if

I love dips lol

Beef bacon. 👑

Yeah pork hotdogs are super not cool lol

*Taps Sign*

Happy Mother’s Day 💜💜

By this logic, so is adoption

Forgot to take a picture of my breakfast in bed, but it was a bagel with strawberry cream cheese and butter so is my son trying to kill me? (It was delicious 😂)