I broke my phone nearly in half this morning while on the chest press machine shhhhhh 🤫🥴

butterfaced men stay winning in this city. me on the other hand…

all ice agents rot in hell, amen

just saw a michigan weed advertisement in wrigley 50% off first time customer?? 🤩

Retiring my lover boy card time to start being a demon

just sucked a guy off in his shower and left… walking home now 😎

you know the clientele at smartbar is different when the slay bathroom remains untouched 😟

drew orchids on my thighs for uuu

ppl really think they’re woke for stanning charli and vehemently hating taylor

some of you need to learn how to open your throat

specific category of gay having bad things to say about uptown is interesting yet unsurprising ig

FAWK six-sex cancelled her chicago show in October. At least I don’t have to go alone anymore 😪

grindr heat map

if you didn't reply me when you were not horny, you def won't get a word from me when you're horny. fuck off

everybody CLAP I’m taking public transit home from work tn

another bottom coworker short king fishing by at least 3 inches again 🫩

always a twinky ass that’s loud af about doing 75 hard

i have one of those deep pimples that don’t pop on my forehead near my hairline do i kms

saw a guy with a fresh ibew tattoo yesterday and I’m like are u my daddy

decided to go sicko mode

finding a boy in this city that loves techno in a non clout-chasing way proving too hard. baby i don’t wanna go to radius can we go to a basement rave…

newest slayyyter single kinda sucks

seeing someone you unfollowed watch your insta story actually so powerful i feel like a villain

is grimes still alive I’m not on that app

if i had a dime everytime a 9-5 hybrid remote gay thought i was giving them the runaround bc i have no time to myself let alone another person i would have a few dimes but still annoying

the sluttiest thing a man can do is relax my nervous system

i’d like to think my head game goes crazy

Get into the girth of it all

REAL

ugh so horny but boy essentially ghost flaked me after i said i couldn’t bottom

the leg day in question

fawk donatachi djing tn in chicago

high af about to do leg day 🫡

We don’t mourn for neo-nazis in this house.

the same ppl cheering for luigi now crying that political violence is bad…

i keep forgetting there are straight short men

start diggin in yo butt twin 💖

kinda need to be smothered by a guy wearing hermes h24

was full-on crashing out at work thinking about what happened in Poland

stg tcgp knows EXACTLY which cards you’re missing 🤨😭

never seen someone bottom-fish hard as someone ik at work who is 5’10” but claiming to be 5’7”

shitting in roscoes should i kms

the first time we met i washed your skid-marked underwear and now we don’t even talk 😪

sex money drugs chains on my chest vintage celine diamond grills champagne bottles i get for free i want sex money bitches and the stickiest weed fuck him go to his closet steal some of his supreme

FMU ordered dinner tn

messaged on insta until he left me on read on a question last night so KMS imminent!!

anyone else obsessed w tokischa