I really need a joint right now

needed to hear this BADDD

saw tooo many bass pro hats at the gay bars ln — like i have one too but geez

who has poppers

honestly teaaa

i hope ppl know this shit isn’t gonna end when he dies :3

was listening to a dj florentino track and my coworker asked if i was listening to white gay edm like sure yes

Who’s got a Maura fancam

powerbottom scolipede bf who slams his fat giant meaty ass on your lap and rumbles the whole room with his monumental bugbraps until you give up and fuck him/let him use your head as a dildo

some ugly man got off the train at belmont and i saw him flipping me off as the train took off wtf helpppp

there’s a fragrance note that smells like barbie hair and I’m kind of obsess with it i need it whatever it is

sometimes you just have to have faith that you know what a word means and use it even if you don't really❤️

riding for kamala in 2026???? pls i can’t do her, pete buttplug, or newsom pls

a bass synth to make my coochie leak

that coworker that always be loud af about their travel plans etc

i could be wrong but i feel like gays befriend dolls just for drugs or guestlist

AHS: Cult was so scary

Don’t make me gape alone! DONT! MAKE! ME! GAPE! ALONE!

When you throat his dick but he just showered

haha snowstorm nyc chicago marked safe for once

This song has no business being so good music.apple.com/us/album/the...

MOOOD ALWAYS

among other things all the fine shyt within a 500 ft radius of my house that ignore me all at the late bar fml

if yall knew what i went through tonight you’d say this boy needs to get cracked and it’s true but like lord i’ve seen what you do for others

we have to kill the low exposure trend bitch i can’t see

🫣🥀

so there’s this insta moot that can’t stop using ai on his posts like who’s gonna tell him how corny it is 🤔

larva

wraith

travesty

bigot

did push day tiddy 😤

coworker got upset that i say “i think” a lot today so i told him i’ll start saying “i fear” instead

uniqlo airism and the random ass stains that show up AFTER you wash and dry them 🫩

I think cocks should be able to produce at least 4 more substances. And you can cycle through them like a soda gun like oh I’m feeling the cherry cum zero today

every zane lowe interview is such a hard watch he fuckin sucks

CRANK IT UH 😫😫😫😫‼️

slayyyter:

LEAVE HOLENEXTDOOR ALONE!!

keep getting told the pictures don’t do it justice someone help 🫩

i’ve been stretching everyday this week idk if it’s doing anything but ig i should do this

Not til you halo all over me

this picture has me screamingggg

fame is a gun frost children remix???

when someone likes ur repost it's like... yes eat up little one... plenty more where that came from.... mama's gonna hunt for some more content for us

and FUCK shia labeouf

moar purple

I remember seeing a clip from darkness falls around this time and being a wee bit scarred for life

pisces season is NOW 😚💦